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08-15-2006, 04:40 AM
Post subject: what's the stupidest thing said by a women you have seen?...
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Straight Flush
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The title didn't have enough space but.... heard of?
paraphrasing in a conversation she told me I was wrong about the definition of vulva, when in fact she was really wrong!
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vqc
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that the pee hole was above the clitoris.
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Lukie
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I was talking to vincent's girlfriend earlier.
To be more specific, I'm referring to the entire conversation.
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Lukie
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sorry v, mark that down as low blow #2. I owe you. Or something like that.
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Lukie
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I think this one has potential...
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Straight Flush
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Originally Posted by vqc
that the pee hole was above the clitoris.
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ZOMG!!!
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Toe
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Are all the England players English?
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i love you.
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How about the classic
'If you don't know, I'm not going to tell you.'
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Flush
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Last ski season
I swoosh down a narrow tree lined slope with blind corners at high speed
girl I'm skiing with arrives 10 secs later, exclaims
"You shouldn't go so fast, what if you meet someone coming the other way?"
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playing snakes and ladders.
i throw six and land on the tail of a snake.
'well go up the snake then stupid' she says
rofl4eva.
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Ok-some background info... I work at a restaurant- sometimes bussing, other time serving, whatever. Well this time I was bussing, and if you are not familiar with that I was cleaning tables, bringing the shit into the kitchen for the dishwasher, then spraying down the table with sanatizer spray and wiping it down.
One day it was really slow, so I was hanging out in the break room with this good looking, yet not-so-smart woman. We were laughing and having a good time, then she said some stupid remark (I don't remember what) but I just said fuck it and took my sanatizer spray and sprayed it at her.
She gets out of her chair...runs away from the spray... and says
"Do you know how unsanatary that shit is???"
 I cant make that shit up
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We're camping and my friend and his girlfriend and I are walking down some trail. My friend has to take a shit, so being the classy guy that he is he decides to squat right in the middle of the trail and do it right there (we were pretty done at the time).
Of course a big fight with his girlfriend ensues. And one of her biggest problems was, "What if somebody thinks it's dog shit and steps in it??"
Yeah I could see that, "Hey dog shit! I'm gonna step in it... WAIT! Oh gross! I just stepped in people shit!"
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Originally Posted by sauce123
I don't get why you insist on stacking off with like jack high all the time.
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You guys ever see that commercial...
The guy says "Hey I'm Chris." Hot ditzy chick says "OH I'M CHRISTINE HOW FUNNY HAHAHAHAA!" ?
I don't think it gets worse than that.
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That running the air conditioner in her car give her better gas mileage. No kidding.
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Originally Posted by EricE
That running the air conditioner in her car give her better gas mileage. No kidding.
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Actually, if the air isn't too high then you waste less than what is caused by the extra drag from open windows.
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Originally Posted by EricE
That running the air conditioner in her car give her better gas mileage. No kidding.
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Actually, if the air isn't too high then you waste less than what is caused by the extra drag from open windows. |
Mythbusters. amirite?
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That's not where I saw it, but they probably did.
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I'd be willing to say that it's common knowledge. Especially if you're in the freeway doing 70+. The drag of open windows causes the motor to work harder (more fuel) to maintain the speed than it would by having the A/C Compressor running. And when the engine is at 3000+ rpm, the compressor doesn't pull that hard anyway.
Stop n go traffic would be another situation though.
Your mileage may vary.
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-Kes
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If you can't be kind, at least have the decency to be vague.
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Originally Posted by Galapogos
We're camping and my friend and his girlfriend and I are walking down some trail. My friend has to take a shit, so being the classy guy that he is he decides to squat right in the middle of the trail and do it right there (we were pretty done at the time).
Of course a big fight with his girlfriend ensues. And one of her biggest problems was, "What if somebody thinks it's dog shit and steps in it??"
Yeah I could see that, "Hey dog shit! I'm gonna step in it... WAIT! Oh gross! I just stepped in people shit!"
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vqc
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Straight Flush
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Originally Posted by Kessler
<hijack>
I'd be willing to say that it's common knowledge. Especially if you're in the freeway doing 70+. The drag of open windows causes the motor to work harder (more fuel) to maintain the speed than it would by having the A/C Compressor running. And when the engine is at 3000+ rpm, the compressor doesn't pull that hard anyway.
Stop n go traffic would be another situation though.
Your mileage may vary.
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i thought the mythbusters proved that having ur windows open was more fuel efficient than having ur AC on.
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You're right vqc, the drag is minimal compared to gas used from running the A/C
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If you wanna turn your daddy parts ORANGE eat some cheetos and watch some porn!
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i remember mythbusters said its more gas efficient to leave your tailgate up than to put it down.
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i betcha that i got something you ain't got, that's called courage, it don't come from no liquor bottle, it ain't scotch
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vqc
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Straight Flush
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Originally Posted by Greedo017
i remember mythbusters said its more gas efficient to leave your tailgate up than to put it down.
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ya, cuz with the tailgate up it creates an airbubble that streamlines the car.
i <3 the mythbusters
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you <3 MB but you fucked it up. they said its better to have the AC on than windows down.
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vqc
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Originally Posted by bluey
you <3 MB but you fucked it up. they said its better to have the AC on than windows down.
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wwas this the epsisode where they drove two identical trucks around a track?
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You fucking donkeys. They said BOTH THINGS. When less than 45 mph, leave the windows down. When over 45, AC on. There was a "correlation" to that episode that clarified their stance. So many people emailed them and said that they were full of crap that they revisted it. The above was their conclusion.
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vqc
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Originally Posted by euphoricism
You fucking donkeys. They said BOTH THINGS. When less than 45 mph, leave the windows down. When over 45, AC on. There was a "correlation" to that episode that clarified their stance. So many people emailed them and said that they were full of crap that they revisted it. The above was their conclusion.
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sweet thnx for clarification
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Cool, so what happened if my razor scooter only goes 15 MPH? Windows up or down?
P.S. It's wheels have lights that glow on and off, they're like speed wheels or something.
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Full House
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man my gf says some great ones but I cant quite think of any right now..
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oh yah, one that she said today...
We are on the highway, and theres a VW bug ( a new one) with a body kit on it. She goes "the new bugs look so stupid" and Im like "wait, what do you mean by 'the new bugs?" And she thought cuz it had a couple aftermarket things on it, it was the new reredesigned bug. I thought that was pretyt funny.
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hah theyre all flooding back to me now, heres a really good one...
Me and a freind had a conversation about the retardedness of burying our dead. I was telling my girlfreind about this conversation and explaining how he was so dumb. He laughed at me because I said its a waste of space and eventually the whole world would be one big graveyard. So Im kinda reiterating the converstaion. Saying how I poiinted out that sure itw as fine when there where only a couple million people on the earth, the horizon seemed like it was billions of miles away. Forests spread forever and then some. And I made a comment about how population changes with time. I forget how I stated it exactly but it was in a way that didnt directl ysay "as time moves on in general there are more and more people." I go on some more hten 2 minutes later she stops me and says "wait, were there more people back then or now"
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I just stared at her for a minute and she gets all embarassed, but she still doenst know because she goes "well dont be an ass, just tell me"..... She honestly wasnt sure if there were more people in 1000bc or now.
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i don't know either - We've had lots of plagues and slaughtering and wars and stuff, plus, im pretty sure there was no census takers back then....so what is it?
Here is mine - I had to call a lady in California. I asked her to fax me a copy of some invoice I needed or whatever and she said "your in seattle, right? What is the time zone difference up there?"
took me a few seconds and finally i told her there was none, but i was kinda taken aback just a bit - Like yeah, seattle is its own special time zone...doesn't matter that its on the west coast like Cali or anything....i think that was the dumbest thing i've heard a woman say
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OK, True story. I was buying a new hard drive or something at an office supply store and this lady tells me her CD drive is not working in her PC. She says the CDs keep getting stuck and she has to use a tweezers to get them out each time. I offer to come over and take a look at it since she only lives a couple of blocks away. Turns out she has a 5-1/4 floppy drive and has been trying to get CDs to work in it! I was ROTFL.
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"Caution: Cape does not enable user to fly."
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Yes ma'am I'll come over and see if I can "help" you. When I'm done, we can check out my nice big hard drive. I gaurantee you'll like it more than any floppy you've had. No need for those tweezers though... Wakka Chikka Wakka Chikka
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Originally Posted by sauce123
I don't get why you insist on stacking off with like jack high all the time.
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You know the song that goes..
Girl, you really got me now
You got me so I can't sleep at night
You really got me
you really got me
Well, a girlfriend of mine thought the lyrics were
Girl, you really got me now
You got me so I can't see batman
This is also the girl who told me she knocked off one of her nipples when she tripped and fell hard on the sidewalk as a preteen. Then she told me it grew back. I was like WTF, was it your baby nipple? Did you put it under your pillow so the nipple fairy could come and leave an orgasm under the pillow?
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It's not what's inside that counts. Have you seen what's inside?
Internal organs. And they're getting uglier by the minute.
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thats not stupid - I'm REALLY bad with songs - Like the Damnit song by Blink - I thought the words were "i guess Sissy's Growing Up" - When it's actually "i guess this is growing up" - And it was one of my fav's - Also, the stupid Van Halen Rock the Cradle song...I thought they were saying "And the Freedom, will Rock...Yeah the Freedom, Freedom will Rock - Rock ON!" instead they were actually saying "And the Cradle, will rock" -
It wasn't until getting SIRIUS and actually seeing titles did I know many of my old favorites
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Some of these are not that stupid....
One of my friends thought (though in 4th grade) thought Vagina was actually Bagina....
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Flush
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Originally Posted by IowaSkinsFan
Some of these are not that stupid
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Sorry you missed the punch, but the Big Dick Thread may have just beat you to it - not every thread can spark passion and enthusiasm like that one did...Your like the 2nd guy who landed on the moon - We know your trying to be Neil, but you just can't be
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Yes ma'am I'll come over and see if I can "help" you. When I'm done, we can check out my nice big hard drive. I gaurantee you'll like it more than any floppy you've had. No need for those tweezers though... Wakka Chikka Wakka Chikka
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rofl...the porno music track makes it
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wtf you arent sure if there are more people now then before? And census is a roman word, dork. Im pretty sure that the ancient chinese and japanese had thier own census too.
Obviously the earths population has had drops. The black plague killed either 1/3 or 2/3's of europe (I forget which.) But I think that its common sense that overall the number of humans inhabbiting earth has increased since the first humans emerged.
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this quote from a website I found when googling says it all...
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Ancient Rome was the largest city in the then known world. It is thought that Rome’s population was over 1 million people when the city was at the height of its power.
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http://www.historylearningsite.co.uk/ancient_rome.htm
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Uhh, my mom says all kinds of stupid crap.
She though that Oliver Wendell Holmes was a dectective over in England. Thats the only one I can remember right now.
Uhh my brother once told a girl she was an "airhead" and she responded with "what kind?" Meaning like... what flavor, as in the Airhead candy.
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Full House
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I dont know who this holmes guy is but it is funn ythat she thought you menat sherlock...
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Straight
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Originally Posted by boostNslide
I dont know who this holmes guy is but it is funn ythat she thought you menat sherlock...
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Uhh Oliver Wendell Holmes was a poet/author, his son Oliver Wendell Holmes Jr. was cheif justice of the supreme court.
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Originally Posted by IowaSkinsFan
Some of these are not that stupid....
One of my friends thought (though in 4th grade) thought Vagina was actually Bagina....
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thats what i thought when i was that old...
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My mates mum said
"Who was it who wrote the Hutton report again?"
"...er....that would be Lord Hutton..."
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gabe: Ive dropped almost 100k in the past 35 days.
bigspenda73: But how much did you win?
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My mom was giving me a ride home from school back in the day. And it had snowed the night before so everywhere is covered in white. She looks at the mountains in the distance and commented, "Oh wow, look at how far the snow level has dropped on the mountains!" Hmmmm...
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Originally Posted by sauce123
I don't get why you insist on stacking off with like jack high all the time.
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My GF claims to be a die hard yankee fan. We're driving home one day and we didn't start the fire comes on by Billy Joel. When he says the "Brooklyn's got a winning team" line, she goes YEAH YANKEES!!! I ask her wtf she's talking about and she's says "you know, the Brooklyn bombers."
I laughed the rest of the ride home.
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