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03-15-2006, 09:17 PM
Post subject: What is your best pickup line?
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This just worked for me on MSN tonight, I'm happy.
Dwarfy: Kangaroos bounce and shit.
Girl: lol
Dwarfy: Wanna go out?
Girl: sure
What is your best line?
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Warpe
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If you died right now, I wouldn't bury you right away...
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gabe
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Gabe: Youre legal age right?
Dwarfy: lol
Gabe: Wanna go out?
Dwarfy: sure
jk
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Originally Posted by gabe
Gabe: Youre legal age right?
Dwarfy: lol
Gabe: Wanna go out?
Dwarfy: sure
jk
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You're not joking.
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gabe
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yea didnt think typing 'jk' would fool anybody..
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Originally Posted by gabe
yea didnt think typing 'jk' would fool anybody..
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Gotcha.
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gabe
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Originally Posted by gabe
Gabe: Wanna go out?
Dwarfy: sure
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got you too
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Originally Posted by gabe
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Originally Posted by gabe
Gabe: Wanna go out?
Dwarfy: sure
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got you too |
ZING!! Nh, gabe.
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gabe
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i'm on fire
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Muxy
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Me: Hi
Her: Hi
Me: Do you know how much a polar bear weighs?
Her: No
Me: Enough to break the ice.
CHA CHING GETS YOU CLOSE ENOUGH TO ROFFIE HER.
Thats good enough for me.
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gabe
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i remember on that mtv show 'next' the guy went out of the bus to meet the girl (was this big black guy) and he got up to the girl then barked in her face really loud twice and said something like 'just to break the ice.' maybe he thought she was ugly and tried to get nexted or something.
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boost
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me: my moms white
her: oh really?
me: yah, you got any black in you?
her: no
me: you want some?
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hey, wanna fuck?
I'm about 7 for 11 here.
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Originally Posted by Ripptyde
I only have 2 simple rules when I am coaching a new student.
Rule # 1: don't ask questions
Rule # 2: don't ask questions
I have no interest in discussing strategy with a protege'. Your job is to remain quiet and listen. I have a very systematic approach that I will share with the right candidate and I promise that I will turn you into a force of nature and show you elements of the game of poker that you never knew existed.
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Originally Posted by boostNslide
me: my moms white
her: oh really?
me: yah, you got any black in you?
her: no
me: you want some?
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i'm sold.
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Renton
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"Hey are you going to walk out to your car by yourself later?"
"I'll be over here watching you all night."
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journey075
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Originally Posted by boostNslide
me: my moms white
her: oh really?
me: yah, you got any black in you?
her: no
me: you want some?
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are you looking at our white women??
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ake
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"how about you give it to me peacefully for once?"
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journey075
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Full House
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i have a boner and its your fault.
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ake
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Straight
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Originally Posted by journey075
i have a boner and its your fault.
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Guess Ill have to help you then
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journey075
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yayaya
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boost
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Originally Posted by journey075
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Originally Posted by boostNslide
me: my moms white
her: oh really?
me: yah, you got any black in you?
her: no
me: you want some?
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are you looking at our white women?? |
no'mista mas'sa
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euphoricism
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Originally Posted by Renton
"Hey are you going to walk out to your car by yourself later?"
"I'll be over here watching you all night."
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Dane Cook FOR THE WIN!
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Demiparadigm
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I lost my teddy bear, will you come home and sleep with me?
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To win in poker you only need to be one step ahead of your opponents. Two steps may be detrimental.
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journey075
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haha thats so cute.
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PO$$E$$ED
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Flush
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hey girl you smoke weed?
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boost
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Full House
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ok.. so this is a true story.
Me and some freinds are in Jewels (like safeco or vons or whatever big grocerie store chain you have) and we are buying some liqour. The liquor section is right next to the pharmacy which is where the bathroom is. One of my freinds goes to the bathroom so we are waiting right there in the pharmacy section. The condom section is also right there in the pharmacy section, and theres this fat-gross-looking-gap-in-the-teeth-having-woman(some might say beast..). This one guy that we chill with sometimes decides to go up to this monstrosity of a woman who is browsing hte condom section and says, "so gurl, yous tryin ta get freaky tonight?"....
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Muxy
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So ya one time i was in jewels its kind of like vons and i went up to this super hot chick in the condom section nice ass perfect teeth some would call her ("A 10"). "I said to get so gurl, yous tryin ta get freaky tonight?"
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gabe
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and want some pizza and sex?
whaaaaat? you dont like pizza?
something like that
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boost
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Full House
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Originally Posted by gabe
and want some pizza and sex?
whaaaaat? you dont like pizza?
something like that
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that was weak... but I see where you were going with it.
Oh and that same guy from Jewels.. Me him and another freind were on the train platform. This is one of the big trainstations and has 2 parallel platforms with tracks inbetween and on the outside. Anyways we are on platform 1 and this really young looking girl is on the other. Not only was she young(maybe 15-16), she was fat. So this cat gets her attention by saying "Ay gurl!" hes succesful and she looks over across the tracks in our direction. Then he continues, "How old you'is?"
another classic moment thanks to my freind without standards.
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Greedo017
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nice shoes wanna fuck. the best delivery of it was a hypnotized guy at a tom deluca show saying it to the girl next to him in front of thousands of people. it was great.
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i betcha that i got something you ain't got, that's called courage, it don't come from no liquor bottle, it ain't scotch
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gabe
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Originally Posted by Greedo017
nice shoes wanna fuck. the best delivery of it was a hypnotized guy at a tom deluca show saying it to the girl next to him in front of thousands of people. it was great.
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yay i was there too
we share so many things!
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Anonymous
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hey there, can you tell me if this smells like chloroform?
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ake
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Originally Posted by Imallin011
hey there, can you tell me if this smells like chloroform?
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I like that! Ill try this next week
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Black Panther
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Once you've had black, you never go back!!
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boost
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Full House
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Originally Posted by Black Panther
Once you've had black, you never go back!!
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silly silly bp...
you dont wanna scare the poor lil white girls off. If they realize that theyll be addicted to black guys(read: cock) and wont be able to marry some caucasian yuppie loser to please thier daddy, then they wont put out in the first place.
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