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PO$$E$$ED
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01-24-2006, 02:54 AM
Post subject: What would you do if you found your mom on the internet?
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Flush
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What would you do if you found your mom doing the nasty on the net? Just wanted to throw this one out there, slow day.
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Muxy
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01-24-2006, 02:58 AM
Post subject: Re: What would you do if you found your mom on the internet?
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4-of-a-Kind
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Originally Posted by PO$$E$$ED
What would you do if you found your mom doing the nasty on the net? Just wanted to throw this one out there, slow day.
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Get some lube and go at it.
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a500lbgorilla
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JESUS TAKE THE KEYBOARD
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Strawberry Shortcake?
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Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
Precisely.
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Muxy
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4-of-a-Kind
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Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla
Strawberry Shortcake?
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Hopefully she would be giving Ron jeremy a dirty trombone.
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ensign_lee
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4-of-a-Kind
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Turn off the internet...FOREVER.
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Full House
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Originally Posted by ensign_lee
Turn off the internet...FOREVER.
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well put.
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cardsman1992
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Full House
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And then feel sorry for the poor bastard that was that desparate.
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Rondavu
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I'll tell you what I DID do. When I found out, I started introducing subtle inuendo into our typically normal conversations...
"Hey Bob, you wanna come over for dinner"
"Ya mom, are we having creampie for desert?"
"What's creampie?"
"Oh please mom, like you don't know what creampie is"
"Well never mind that, did you pick out the kids halloween costumes?"
"Ya, I think Joey is gonna be Dirty Sanchez, and Andy will be Hot Carl"
"Who are they?"
"Like you don't know Ma"
"What's going on here?"
"HA, so you do know what a Hot Carl is"
"I don't know any Carl. Who is Carl? You're acting weird"
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It's not what's inside that counts. Have you seen what's inside?
Internal organs. And they're getting uglier by the minute.
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