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midas06
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07-17-2006, 05:31 AM
Post subject: what would you do...
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4-of-a-Kind
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if you walked into your living room and saw this:
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Lukie
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torture before brutally murdering
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Muxy
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4-of-a-Kind
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id let the paint harden, then i would scrape it off and feed it to my kid for the next year.
They become retarded and later on in life you can use the line, did you kid eat paint chips... yup those poor fuckers did
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ItDepends
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Straight
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I'd hate myself for reproducing and making such retarded children
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Lukie
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Originally Posted by ItDepends
I'd hate myself for reproducing and making such retarded children
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agreed
and then...?
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UG
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kill obviously
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Lukie
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Originally Posted by Ultimate George
kill obviously
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the little kid in front of the TV has such a cute smile though
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Bailey
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KILL... FUCK.. THE TV IS COVERED.. UNREAL.. LIL RETARDED BITCHES
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givememyleg
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WHO YA GONNA CALL?!??
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run and grab my camera, take a picture obv
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Bailey
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Originally Posted by givememyleg
run and grab my camera, take a picture obv
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Good thinking.. you can use that in court when you plea insanity!
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Bailey
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Sell the kids on ebay...
or drive them to a forest and leave them there...
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WildBobAA
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I'M SICK OF THESE MOTHERFUCKIN' SNAKES ON THIS MOTHERFUCKIN' PLANE
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Bailey
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Originally Posted by WildBobAA
I'M SICK OF THESE MOTHERFUCKIN' SNAKES ON THIS MOTHERFUCKIN' PLANE
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ROFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFL
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ensign_lee
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Oh damn...would I be pissed...
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Bmxicle
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Full House
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for some reason i'm thinking something along the lines of boom headshot
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Irisheyes
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First I'd probably wonder how I have little kids in my house. Then I'd say "meh..." and sholve the little pricks into the blender.
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a500lbgorilla
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Give them great big hugs!
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Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
Precisely.
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flomo
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i'd clean that shit up
thats what i'd do
i have a kid and this sorta thing is part of the job
and miffed would ask "what would brian boytano do?"
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Originally Posted by bigred
Protect dog
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jyms
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all of the above. Then get that big screen I've been waiting for. Who left the paint out?
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a500lbgorilla
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JESUS TAKE THE KEYBOARD
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WHO LEFT THE PAINT OUT?!
WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF!
WHO LEFT THE PAINT OUT!!!?
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Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
Precisely.
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bigred
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Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla
WHO LEFT THE PAINT OUT?!
WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF!
WHO LEFT THE PAINT OUT!!!?
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Worst....post...ever
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LOL OPERATIONS
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thenonsequitur
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Originally Posted by bigred
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Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla
WHO LEFT THE PAINT OUT?!
WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF!
WHO LEFT THE PAINT OUT!!!?
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Best....post...ever |
FYP
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a500lbgorilla
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thenonsequitur > bigred
comments? critisms?
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Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
Precisely.
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bigred
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You and I both know that was awful.
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LOL OPERATIONS
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Miffed22001
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id laugh, and hope i didnt have a shotgun or big stick to hand.
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bigred
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PROFESSIONAL TROLL
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In relation to my other thread, I think adoption is our way of folding preflop. You don't play every hand ur dealt in poker, why not do the same with kids?
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LOL OPERATIONS
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gabe
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gott agree with red here
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swiggidy
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Originally Posted by Irisheyes
First I'd probably wonder how I have little kids in my house. Then I'd say "meh..." and sholve the little pricks into the blender.
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What does a baby in a blender look like?
I don't know I was too busy masturbating.
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givememyleg
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WHO YA GONNA CALL?!??
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Originally Posted by bigred
In relation to my other thread, I think adoption is our way of folding preflop. You don't play every hand ur dealt in poker, why not do the same with kids?
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Yesterday I played some 10nl with my friend and my stats were 95/90 over 50 or so hands so I pretty much did.
But I gotta agree with you here during a solid tag game... sometime's you just gotta dump it.
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LimpinAintEZ
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Flush
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assuming i had a small tv and some crappy furniture, i would laugh - In my actual house I would laugh until it turned to tears and then full on pissed off - i think all 3 emotions could hit me there pretty good -
I got no kids but when we were replacing our fence, we had to tie up our dog - we had him on a 50ft rope and he was able to run around the backyard a bit - He must have thought it was punishment and he took a crap from the living room all the way to the kitchen....Little fucker left like 30ft of crap on my nice carpet and I just about killed him....and that was easier than paint to clean.....I would probably beat em pretty damn good actually -
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Lukie
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Originally Posted by gabe
gott agree with red here
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wufwugy
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Quote:
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Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla
WHO LEFT THE PAINT OUT?!
WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF!
WHO LEFT THE PAINT OUT!!!?
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ahahahahahahaha
nice
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midas06
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worst post evar rilla
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a500lbgorilla
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JESUS TAKE THE KEYBOARD
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if you dont like my post, it's becuase you're sterile.
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Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
Precisely.
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donkbee
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WELP
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Is it oil or latex paint?
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Originally Posted by Fnord
Why poker fucks with our heads: it's the master that beats you for bringing in the paper, then gives you a milkbone for peeing on the carpet.
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Lukie
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oil or latex, oil or latex...
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swiggidy
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Originally Posted by courtiebee
oil or latex?
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This is such a hot question
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samsonite2100
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WHO LEFT THE PAINT OUT?!
WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF!
WHO LEFT THE PAINT OUT!!!?
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bigred
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PROFESSIONAL TROLL
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Originally Posted by samsonite2100
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WHO LEFT THE PAINT OUT?!
WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF!
WHO LEFT THE PAINT OUT!!!?
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HOLY CRAP
I think I just died of laughter at that thing. It's like a non-green version of greedo's avatar.
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LOL OPERATIONS
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swiggidy
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August avatars should be based around this pic.
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Greedo017
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omg that is awesome, i wish there was a version with no LOL on it
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i betcha that i got something you ain't got, that's called courage, it don't come from no liquor bottle, it ain't scotch
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mrhappy333
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Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla
WHO LEFT THE PAINT OUT?!
WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF!
WHO LEFT THE PAINT OUT!!!?
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Best post ever!!
I showed my 4 yr old the pic and asked him what I would do if him and his brother did that with the paint.
he shook his finger at me and said. "big trouble"
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3 3 3 I'm only half evil.
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