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Old 07-16-2010, 09:06 AM     Post subject: What should I expect in this forum? #1 (permalink)  
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Hi everyone.

I am Bianca and I am new here. I know I have to adjust and all that so I want to know what to expect in this forum so i might not get surprised or anything like that.

Anyways, been reading threads and most of you guys seem nice so I think that's a good sign.
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Old 07-16-2010, 09:17 AM #2 (permalink)  
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Sexual abuse, to be asked for pics of your tits, to be banned for using the tits in your avatar to advertise the link in your sig, pretty much all the usual stuff.
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Old 07-16-2010, 09:46 AM #3 (permalink)  
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Now if this isn't evidence for a commun name change, I don't know what is.

As for what to expect, see my sig.
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hey guys, if you ever make a snap call on the river when your opponent raises you're fucking retarded.

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Old 07-16-2010, 09:49 AM #4 (permalink)  
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And also, I think the do you sit or stand when you wipe thread is probably the best place to start if you want to understand the forum better. And it could do with more girls responding for no reason other than it upsets the guys to think of you dumping. Also, if you do comment on that thread, pics or it didn't happen!
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hey guys, if you ever make a snap call on the river when your opponent raises you're fucking retarded.

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Old 07-16-2010, 10:09 AM #5 (permalink)  
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Old 07-16-2010, 10:58 AM #6 (permalink)  
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But she(?) tried so hard, she(?) put a message in for us, she(?) really tried to seem genuine, she(?) gave me evidence for the name change thread, lets give her(?) a chance. Surely it's better than the normal spammers. Is there no reward for ingenuity?
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hey guys, if you ever make a snap call on the river when your opponent raises you're fucking retarded.

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Old 07-16-2010, 11:12 AM #7 (permalink)  
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OP is a spammer

Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
Precisely.
 
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Old 07-16-2010, 11:15 AM #8 (permalink)  
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Hi OP,

are you ginger like the Bianca from Eastenders?

oh and welcome to FTR.

oh and please don't be a level/spam. you're from UK, female and play poker. please don't be a level. for the love of christ.

tit pics good btw.

oh welcome to FTR.

watch out for rilla. he'll banhammer you if you get out of line or don't provide the aforementioned pics.
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Old 07-16-2010, 11:19 AM #9 (permalink)  
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Well, glenda was a spammer doing the "check me out at abbreviated website" and pokerchic is doing a similar I'm cute, lol but her spam is in her sig. I've banned glenda for two posts linking to who knows what, and I've edited pokerchic's sig and I'll send her a warning.

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You mean the revolver, sir?
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Old 07-16-2010, 11:22 AM #10 (permalink)  
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Nope, both of them link to the same site. A poker site.

Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
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Old 07-16-2010, 12:01 PM #11 (permalink)  
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Old 07-16-2010, 12:08 PM #12 (permalink)  
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Sexual abuse, to be asked for pics of your tits, to be banned for using the tits in your avatar to advertise the link in your sig, pretty much all the usual stuff.
Called it.
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Old 07-16-2010, 06:29 PM #13 (permalink)  
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Called it.
damn, mark, you are good. but i tried hard to be banned in my first post here, as well, lol.
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Old 07-16-2010, 08:12 PM #14 (permalink)  
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Hi everyone.

I am Bianca and I am new here. I know I have to adjust and all that so I want to know what to expect in this forum so i might not get surprised or anything like that.

Anyways, been reading threads and most of you guys seem nice so I think that's a good sign.
Hey Pokerchic,
Welcome to the Forum, I see you are one of the very few girls on here, as am I! Its great to see other girls playing. Keep up with it and ask lots of questions but make sure to read the stickys in the Beginners Circle. I'm sure many people have told you that already. Anyways, good luck!
Check out my OP thread Operation: To Simply Get Better!

"I think it's pretty cool that a girl is so into poker. Any chance of us getting some nude pics?"

<Carroters> "Dude, it's a chick......that plays poker. You any idea how much I'd pay for one of these?"
 
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Old 07-16-2010, 09:32 PM #15 (permalink)  
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what can she expect?

She can expect to deliver a goddamn presentation. That's what.
The older I get, the more I start wondering; Just what in the hell is going on here?
 
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Old 07-18-2010, 01:01 AM #16 (permalink)  
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what can she expect?

She can expect to deliver a goddamn presentation. That's what.
lol......That thread was awesome.
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Old 07-18-2010, 02:20 AM #17 (permalink)  
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