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pokerchic
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07-16-2010, 09:06 AM
Post subject: What should I expect in this forum?
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High Card
Join Date: Jul 2010
Location: United Kingdom
Posts: 3
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Hi everyone.
I am Bianca and I am new here. I know I have to adjust and all that so I want to know what to expect in this forum so i might not get surprised or anything like that. 
Anyways, been reading threads and most of you guys seem nice so I think that's a good sign.
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kiwiMark
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Join Date: Jul 2009
Location: Nu Zuland bru
Posts: 939
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Sexual abuse, to be asked for pics of your tits, to be banned for using the tits in your avatar to advertise the link in your sig, pretty much all the usual stuff.
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Full House
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: Beachside
Posts: 1,196
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Now if this isn't evidence for a commun name change, I don't know what is.
As for what to expect, see my sig.
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Micro2Macro
hey guys, if you ever make a snap call on the river when your opponent raises you're fucking retarded.
Fucking. Retarded.
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Full House
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: Beachside
Posts: 1,196
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And also, I think the do you sit or stand when you wipe thread is probably the best place to start if you want to understand the forum better. And it could do with more girls responding for no reason other than it upsets the guys to think of you dumping. Also, if you do comment on that thread, pics or it didn't happen!
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Micro2Macro
hey guys, if you ever make a snap call on the river when your opponent raises you're fucking retarded.
Fucking. Retarded.
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mbiz
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Straight
Join Date: Jun 2009
Location: Orstraya
Posts: 178
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OP is a level
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Full House
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: Beachside
Posts: 1,196
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Quote:
Originally Posted by mbiz
OP is a level
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But she(?) tried so hard, she(?) put a message in for us, she(?) really tried to seem genuine, she(?) gave me evidence for the name change thread, lets give her(?) a chance. Surely it's better than the normal spammers. Is there no reward for ingenuity?
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Micro2Macro
hey guys, if you ever make a snap call on the river when your opponent raises you're fucking retarded.
Fucking. Retarded.
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a500lbgorilla
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JESUS TAKE THE KEYBOARD
Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: This room is a good place to be
Posts: 8,379
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OP is a spammer
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Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
Precisely.
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WillburForce
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Flush
Join Date: May 2006
Location: SW London
Posts: 516
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Hi OP,
are you ginger like the Bianca from Eastenders?
oh and welcome to FTR.
oh and please don't be a level/spam. you're from UK, female and play poker. please don't be a level. for the love of christ.
tit pics good btw.
oh welcome to FTR.
watch out for rilla. he'll banhammer you if you get out of line or don't provide the aforementioned pics.
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a500lbgorilla
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JESUS TAKE THE KEYBOARD
Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: This room is a good place to be
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Well, glenda was a spammer doing the "check me out at abbreviated website" and pokerchic is doing a similar I'm cute, lol but her spam is in her sig. I've banned glenda for two posts linking to who knows what, and I've edited pokerchic's sig and I'll send her a warning.
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Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
Precisely.
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a500lbgorilla
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JESUS TAKE THE KEYBOARD
Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: This room is a good place to be
Posts: 8,379
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Nope, both of them link to the same site. A poker site.
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Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
Precisely.
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Lucothefish
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Full House
Join Date: Mar 2009
Location: Cretaceous Park
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Only a troll could back danarong
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<@d0zer> how will you learn if I don't berate you harshly?
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kiwiMark
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Join Date: Jul 2009
Location: Nu Zuland bru
Posts: 939
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Quote:
Originally Posted by kiwiMark
Sexual abuse, to be asked for pics of your tits, to be banned for using the tits in your avatar to advertise the link in your sig, pretty much all the usual stuff.
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Called it.
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NobleTruths
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Two Pair
Join Date: Jun 2008
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Quote:
Originally Posted by kiwiMark
Called it.
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damn, mark, you are good. but i tried hard to be banned in my first post here, as well, lol.
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FMLwin422
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3-of-a-Kind
Join Date: Feb 2010
Posts: 69
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Quote:
Originally Posted by pokerchic
Hi everyone.
I am Bianca and I am new here.  I know I have to adjust and all that so I want to know what to expect in this forum so i might not get surprised or anything like that.
Anyways, been reading threads and most of you guys seem nice so I think that's a good sign. 
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Hey Pokerchic,
Welcome to the Forum, I see you are one of the very few girls on here, as am I! Its great to see other girls playing. Keep up with it and ask lots of questions but make sure to read the stickys in the Beginners Circle. I'm sure many people have told you that already. Anyways, good luck!
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Check out my OP thread Operation: To Simply Get Better!
"I think it's pretty cool that a girl is so into poker. Any chance of us getting some nude pics?"
<Carroters> "Dude, it's a chick......that plays poker. You any idea how much I'd pay for one of these?"
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Ragnar4
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Full House
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Billings, Montana
Posts: 1,284
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what can she expect?
She can expect to deliver a goddamn presentation. That's what.
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The older I get, the more I start wondering; Just what in the hell is going on here?
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Kits
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Straight
Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: Australia
Posts: 129
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Ragnar4
what can she expect?
She can expect to deliver a goddamn presentation. That's what.
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lol......That thread was awesome.
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spoonitnow
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Straight Flush
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: IRC Chat Room
Posts: 5,406
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lol
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Originally Posted by Ripptyde
I only have 2 simple rules when I am coaching a new student.
Rule # 1: don't ask questions
Rule # 2: don't ask questions
I have no interest in discussing strategy with a protege'. Your job is to remain quiet and listen. I have a very systematic approach that I will share with the right candidate and I promise that I will turn you into a force of nature and show you elements of the game of poker that you never knew existed.
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