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spoonitnow
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12-30-2007, 08:51 PM
Post subject: What should I do for my 1000th post?
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Straight Flush
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So what should I do for my 1000th post?
I really suck at poker so any sort of strategy post will probably suck, albeit I'm open to those types of suggestions as well.
Gay pr0n post would include full anal penetration pics obv.
Bringing a black chick home w/pics of my dad's reaction is self-explanatory.
Real thongs pics would be my ass, in a thong. If you aren't aware, the pic I posted before wasn't really me and I did the FTR logo in MSPaint.
A story-telling post would be a compilation of all of the funny/not funny shit I've been involved in including or not including my family.
Please vote and offer other suggestions if necessary.
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Originally Posted by Ripptyde
I only have 2 simple rules when I am coaching a new student.
Rule # 1: don't ask questions
Rule # 2: don't ask questions
I have no interest in discussing strategy with a protege'. Your job is to remain quiet and listen. I have a very systematic approach that I will share with the right candidate and I promise that I will turn you into a force of nature and show you elements of the game of poker that you never knew existed.
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flomo
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Full House
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Happy New Year Post for the 1000
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Originally Posted by bigred
Protect dog
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bigred
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PROFESSIONAL TROLL
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i vote black chick
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LOL OPERATIONS
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Warpe
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Originally Posted by bigred
i vote pregnant black chick
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jyms
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Actually spoon, you have a great story to tell do you not. As far as I remember, you took a stake and re-grinded back to where you are now, did you not? I think a the long history on your climb to the ubertableing $100NL FR maniac you have become and the thoughts and philosophies behind it, as well as how you manage to put in the hours, hands and effort you do.
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PapalRage
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Originally Posted by Trainer_jyms
Actually spoon, you have a great story to tell do you not. As far as I remember, you took a stake and re-grinded back to where you are now, did you not? I think a the long history on your climb to the ubertableing $100NL FR maniac you have become and the thoughts and philosophies behind it, as well as how you manage to put in the hours, hands and effort you do.
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seconded, if thats not an option, ill vote for black chick
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ndultimate.
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spoonitnow
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Originally Posted by Trainer_jyms
Actually spoon, you have a great story to tell do you not. As far as I remember, you took a stake and re-grinded back to where you are now, did you not? I think a the long history on your climb to the ubertableing $100NL FR maniac you have become and the thoughts and philosophies behind it, as well as how you manage to put in the hours, hands and effort you do.
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I'd definitely be up for this if there's interest.
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Originally Posted by Ripptyde
I only have 2 simple rules when I am coaching a new student.
Rule # 1: don't ask questions
Rule # 2: don't ask questions
I have no interest in discussing strategy with a protege'. Your job is to remain quiet and listen. I have a very systematic approach that I will share with the right candidate and I promise that I will turn you into a force of nature and show you elements of the game of poker that you never knew existed.
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ChrisTheFish
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Originally Posted by spoonitnow
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Originally Posted by Trainer_jyms
Actually spoon, you have a great story to tell do you not. As far as I remember, you took a stake and re-grinded back to where you are now, did you not? I think a the long history on your climb to the ubertableing $100NL FR maniac you have become and the thoughts and philosophies behind it, as well as how you manage to put in the hours, hands and effort you do.
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I'd definitely be up for this if there's interest. |
This sounds interesting, but then again i'm still voting for black chick.
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spoonitnow
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I'll probably do the whole thing about all that then.
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Originally Posted by Ripptyde
I only have 2 simple rules when I am coaching a new student.
Rule # 1: don't ask questions
Rule # 2: don't ask questions
I have no interest in discussing strategy with a protege'. Your job is to remain quiet and listen. I have a very systematic approach that I will share with the right candidate and I promise that I will turn you into a force of nature and show you elements of the game of poker that you never knew existed.
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Galapogos
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4-of-a-Kind
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I also would like to vote for the poker story one.
I think it might be helpful for some of our newer members to understand this obscure thong reference you make by maybe reposting that image in this thread.
In a totally unrelated note, I would also like to say if anyone needs to contact me, do not try to do so in this thread as I will not be returning to it. Ever.
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Originally Posted by sauce123
I don't get why you insist on stacking off with like jack high all the time.
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bigred
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PROFESSIONAL TROLL
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galapagos, i know this really hot chick who wants to meet you, would you like to meet her?
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LOL OPERATIONS
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Galapogos
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4-of-a-Kind
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Originally Posted by bigred
galapagos, i know this really hot chick who wants to meet you, would you like to meet her?
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What's her name?
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Originally Posted by sauce123
I don't get why you insist on stacking off with like jack high all the time.
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thizzSantaCruz
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Full House
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i vote for the story even tho i allready voted black girl in the poll.
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Flopping quads and boats like its my job
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blackatom
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I'm def down for the story
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spoonitnow
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Straight Flush
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It seems like everybody wants me to do the story. The story it will be then. Or whatever.
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Originally Posted by Ripptyde
I only have 2 simple rules when I am coaching a new student.
Rule # 1: don't ask questions
Rule # 2: don't ask questions
I have no interest in discussing strategy with a protege'. Your job is to remain quiet and listen. I have a very systematic approach that I will share with the right candidate and I promise that I will turn you into a force of nature and show you elements of the game of poker that you never knew existed.
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