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08-23-2006, 04:58 PM
Post subject: What percentage of women have anal sex?
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they all do
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A better question would be how many guys here have their brown belt?
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Originally Posted by sauce123
I don't get why you insist on stacking off with like jack high all the time.
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A better question would be how many guys here have their brown belt?
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lukie
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I duno, but only about 1 in 10 of backdoor greeters will go ass to mouth.
can you say yum?
I cant.
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brown belt? wtf does that mean? do I even want to know?
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my guess is no, you don't.
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AWOL.
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Miffed, still trying to substitute?
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Miffed, still trying to substitute?
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vnh
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The replies to this thread suck.
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The replies to this thread suck.
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OH THANK GOD! IF FNORD DIDNT MAKE THIS WONDERFULLY AMAZING REPLY THIS THREAD WOULD HAVE SUCKED!
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ZOMG! She's gone from suck to blow.
Odds that anyone else who's replied to this thread has either given or received anal sex?
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well lets get down to it then... the question that saves this thread!
What exactly constitutes anal sex?
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well lets get down to it then... the question that saves this thread!
What exactly constitutes anal sex?
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if the guys in your avatar weren't wearing cloths
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anal sex = putting ur penis into someones pooper
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Originally Posted by vqc
anal sex = putting ur penis into someones pooper
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How about fingers? beads? plugs? dildos?
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Originally Posted by vqc
anal sex = putting ur penis into someones pooper
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How about fingers? beads? plugs? dildos? |
Or in Fnord's case, an aluminum baseball bat.
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Or in Fnord's case, an aluminum baseball bat.
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You're such a charmer.
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Miffed, still trying to substitute?
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If i hadnt fallen in a vat of acid as a child and burnt off my penis then yes, iwouldnt still be trying. 
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Originally Posted by vqc
anal sex = putting ur penis into someones pooper
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How about fingers? beads? plugs? dildos? |
this is what I was getting at....
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Ask shysti.
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Originally Posted by vqc
anal sex = putting ur penis into someones pooper
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How about fingers? beads? plugs? dildos? |
this is what I was getting at.... |
well lets say u stick a pencil up ur gfs ass
the pencil and her are having anal sex.
you are not.
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Originally Posted by Fnord
ZOMG! She's gone from suck to blow.
Odds that anyone else who's replied to this thread has either given or received anal sex?
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On my girlfriend's 19th birthday she got really drunk and right before we were about to leave to go out for the nite she says "how bout we just stay home and you fuck me in the ass?".....true story....
YAY I'VE RUINED THIS THREAD
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Originally Posted by Fnord
ZOMG! She's gone from suck to blow.
Odds that anyone else who's replied to this thread has either given or received anal sex?
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On my girlfriend's 19th birthday she got really drunk and right before we were about to leave to go out for the nite she says "how bout we just stay home and you fuck me in the ass?".....true story....
YAY I'VE RUINED THIS THREAD |
sweet
more info plz
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sweet
more info plz
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Um...i cant say no to a birthday request......can i?
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pics?
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Originally Posted by Miffed22001
sweet
more info plz
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Um...i cant say no to a birthday request......can i? |
you make her bleed? 
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Anyone else think its funny that this is the thread Fnord has taken the most liking to in the community in a long time.
Oh, and def send pics lam
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Yeah, that Fnord's a dirty bird. And I really don't see why he didn't like my reply?? I thought I was guiding this thread in a whole cooler new direction! I don't want to have to go and make my own thread about it so I figured a good natured hijacking was in order.
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I don't get why you insist on stacking off with like jack high all the time.
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Originally Posted by vqc
well lets say u stick a pencil up ur gfs ass
the pencil and her are having anal sex.
you are not.
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Wow, you're such a nit.
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poll on whether Fnord loves anal sex anyone?
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It's hard to convince a woman to do that. For lots of them, it's pretty painful. So I say 10%.
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It's hard to convince a woman to do that. For lots of them, it's pretty painful. So I say 10%.
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my g/f toojk one look at my cock and said 'no way am i letting that near my ass!'
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Its definetely 10% or less.
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probably just the really nasty roast beef curtain whores
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Originally Posted by vqc
well lets say u stick a pencil up ur gfs ass
the pencil and her are having anal sex.
you are not.
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Wow, you're such a nit. |
sorry, am i too specific in definition?
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probably just the really nasty roast beef curtain whores
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Originally Posted by ensign_lee
It's hard to convince a woman to do that. For lots of them, it's pretty painful. So I say 10%.
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my g/f toojk one look at my cock and said 'no way am i letting that near my ass!'
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There are medications available to cure those breakouts you know...
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I don't get why you insist on stacking off with like jack high all the time.
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It's hard to convince a woman to do that. For lots of them, it's pretty painful. So I say 10%.
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If it's painful, their partner doesn't know what they're doing. Also, vaginal sex isn't always painless either.
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It's hard to convince a woman to do that. For lots of them, it's pretty painful. So I say 10%.
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If it's painful, their partner doesn't know what they're doing. Also, vaginal sex isn't always painless either. |
So uh, how do you uh know what you're doing? Teach me?
I think it's much harder just to convince them to try it then to actually be good at it.
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I think it's much harder just to convince them to try it then to actually be good at it.
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Both are difficult. Key points: 1. Lots of lube 2. Start with something smaller, like a nice butt toy 3. Go very slow 4. More lube.
First couple of times won't be that enjoyable for either one of you, but stick with it!
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ATM indeed.
Now to actually find someone filthly and dirty enough to do such a thing.
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ATM indeed.
Now to actually find someone filthly and dirty enough to do such a thing.
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bigred will do it for $50
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If it's painful, their partner doesn't know what they're doing. Also, vaginal sex isn't always painless either.
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my gf is pretty prude, and we have once, and it didn't hurt her at all. part II of your statement is also probably a lot more true than people realize.
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i betcha that i got something you ain't got, that's called courage, it don't come from no liquor bottle, it ain't scotch
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It's hard to convince a woman to do that. For lots of them, it's pretty painful. So I say 10%.
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If it's painful, their partner doesn't know what they're doing. Also, vaginal sex isn't always painless either. |
Well thanks for that veiled insult, Fnord.
That second point is true, but that doesn't make it less fun.
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