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TheDoc
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01-24-2005, 05:42 AM
Post subject: this is what happens when a fly drops 6 inches
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Straight
Join Date: Nov 2004
Posts: 144
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There was a fly flying 6 inches above a lake.
A fish in the lake thinks, "If that fy dropped 6 inches I'd get it!!!"
A bear on land thinks, "If that fly dropped 6 inches, the fish would jump out of the water, and I'd get it!"
A hunter thinks, "If that fly drops 6 inches, the fish would jump, the bear will go to get the fish, and I'll shoot the bear"
A mouse thinks, "If that fly drops 6 inches, the fish would jump, the bear would go to get the fish, the hunter will go to get the bear, and I'll steal the cheese off his sandwich!"
A cat thinks, "If that fly drops 6 inches, the fish would jump, the bear would go to get the fish, the hunter will go to get the bear, the mouse will go get the cheese, and I'll get that mouse!!!"
Suddenly it all happened,
The fly dropped 6 inches, the fish got the fly, the bear get the fish, the hunter got the bear, the mouse got the hunter's cheese, but the cat missed the mouse and fell in the water!!!!!
The Moral Of This Story Is..................
"Everytime time a fly drops 6 inches, a pussy gets wet!!!"
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Straight
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: MA
Posts: 144
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I ve heard this before, I think it works better w/out the 6 inches part... Just when a fly drops the puss gets wet, ect ect
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elipsesjeff
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Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: Northern Virginia
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now i get it....
/me thinks of other random sexual humor late at night.
/nick elipsesbed
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Fnord
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Join Date: Dec 2003
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Just 6 inches?
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gabe
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Join Date: Dec 2004
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thats standard zipper length
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