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09-25-2007, 04:19 PM
Post subject: What is the greatest quote of all time?
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Straight Flush
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It doesn't necessarily have to be the one EVERYONE thinks is, but more or less what quote is very special for you.
I'll start.
"Do I not destroy my enemies when I make them my friends?"
-Abraham Lincoln
"Know he (God) is, and cease to sorrow."
-Lord Krishna, Bhagavad Gita
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Warpe
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"As God is my witness, I thought turkeys could fly!!!" -- Arthur Carlson, WKRP in Cincinnati
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"It's Jesus, LOL" - Jesus.
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WildBobAA
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"Why don't you make like a tree, and get out of here." - Biff from Back to the Future
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kmind
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"Don't give up. Don't ever give up" - Jimmy V
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"No of course I'm not going to stalk Lenny and Carl Marge...I'm just going out for a moment. To..stalk....Lenny.......and Carl.......D'OH!"
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UG
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"Some men see things as they are and say why. I dream things that never were and say why not."
George Bernard Shaw and (later) Robert F. Kennedy
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Jack Sawyer
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"Let's hug it out, bitch." - Ari Gold
LOL J/K
"To be or not to be, that is the question" - Shake
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My dream... is to fly... over the rainbow... so high...
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VHS is like a book and a book is like a stack of kindles.
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Hey, I'm in a movie!
http://youtu.be/lGdnIrRKDTI
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Halv
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pro crastinator
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"I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly."
-Winston Churchill
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Galapogos
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"They were cones!!" - limo driver in the Wedding Singer
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Originally Posted by sauce123
I don't get why you insist on stacking off with like jack high all the time.
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IowaSkinsFan
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Straight Flush
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Originally Posted by Ultimate George
"Some men see things as they are and say why. I dream things that never were and say why not."
George Bernard Shaw and (later) Robert F. Kennedy
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Wow awesome quote.
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gabe
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its how i live so i like it
"When you can think of yesterday without regret and tomorrow without fear, you are near contentment.”
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Lukie
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Just when I think, you couldn't possibly be, any dumber. You go out and do something like this.
AND TOTALLY REDEEEM YOURSELF.
(ahhhhhhhahhhhhh)
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euphoricism
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4-of-a-Kind
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If the minimum wasn't good enough, it wouldn't be the minimum.
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Numbr2intheWorld
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Originally Posted by Lukie
Just when I think, you couldn't possibly be, any dumber. You go out and do something like this.
AND TOTALLY REDEEEM YOURSELF.
(ahhhhhhhahhhhhh)
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such an underrated movie.
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boost
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"BITCH, BE COOL!"
-samuel l jackson as jules
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boost
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"just know that I chose my own fate, I drove by the fork in the road and went straight."
-jigga, that nigga.
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kmind
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Straight Flush
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Originally Posted by Massimo
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Originally Posted by Lukie
Just when I think, you couldn't possibly be, any dumber. You go out and do something like this.
AND TOTALLY REDEEEM YOURSELF.
(ahhhhhhhahhhhhh)
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such an underrated movie. |
One of my all-time favorite movies but I think it gets pretty good recognition. But my favorite from the movie: "We got no food, no jobs... our pet's heads are falling off!"
Different quote: "What do you want to be tomorrow? Is it what you find yourself doing today?"
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“[He] called me a ‘rapist’ and a ‘recluse.’ I’m not a recluse.”-Mike Tyson
Lennox Lewis, I'm coming for you man. My style is impetuous. My defense is impregnable, and I'm just ferocious. I want your heart. I want to eat his children. Praise be to Allah!"-Mike Tyson
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boost
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Full House
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haha, yes tyson quotes are amazingly hilarious.
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From now on, nothing goes down unless I'm involved. No blackjack no dope deals, no nothing. A nickel bag gets sold in the park, I want in.
-Frank White
They were showing tyson quotes on espn the other day...classic
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mcatdog
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You can be my wingman anytime - Top Gun
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mrhappy333
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show me a hot chick, ,,and I'll show you a guy who's sick of fucking her.
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3 3 3 I'm only half evil.
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The democrats keep trying to make Bush look bad by throwing around this '32% approval rating' bullshit in the media.
-My Father
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Originally Posted by Ripptyde
I only have 2 simple rules when I am coaching a new student.
Rule # 1: don't ask questions
Rule # 2: don't ask questions
I have no interest in discussing strategy with a protege'. Your job is to remain quiet and listen. I have a very systematic approach that I will share with the right candidate and I promise that I will turn you into a force of nature and show you elements of the game of poker that you never knew existed.
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mrhappy333
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Full House
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Its better to be silent and thought a fool, than to open your mouth and remove all doubt.
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3 3 3 I'm only half evil.
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a500lbgorilla
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JESUS TAKE THE KEYBOARD
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Originally Posted by Ultimate George
"Some men see things as they are and say why. I dream things that never were and say why not."
George Bernard Shaw and (later) Robert F. Kennedy
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This was a quote used in a eulogy for Pat Tillman. That was one damn fine speech.
http://www.break.com/index/pattillman.html >> speech is at the end.
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Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
Precisely.
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a500lbgorilla
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JESUS TAKE THE KEYBOARD
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"Each time a man stands for an ideal, or acts to improve the lot of others, or strikes out against injustice, he sends forth a tiny ripple of hope. Few are willing to brave the disapproval of their fellows, the censure of their colleagues - some men see things as they are and ask why? I dream things that never were and say why not."
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Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
Precisely.
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a500lbgorilla
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JESUS TAKE THE KEYBOARD
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Here you go ISF. Not quite a one-liner to live by but I think this is something you'll enjoy.
http://www.sfgoth.com/~immanis/rilke/letter1.html
A young poet sent his works to Ranier Rilke looking for criticism, encouragement and whatever else. Rilke sent him back these letters. They are full of great quotes.
"If your everyday life seems poor, don't blame it; blame yourself; admit to yourself that you are not enough of a poet to call forth its riches"
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Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
Precisely.
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Numbr2intheWorld
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“Out beyond ideas of wrongdoing and rightdoing, there is a field. I will meet you there.”
- Rumi
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swiggidy
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I can drink a whole Hennessey fifth. Some call that a problem I call it a gift.
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Lukie
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"that's the most ballinest shit ever"
- gabe patgorski
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NO YOU
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Originally Posted by boost
"just know that I chose my own fate, I drove by the fork in the road and went straight."
-jigga, that nigga.
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miracleriver
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Straight
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"Still a man hears what he wants to hear
And disregards the rest"
-Simon and Garfunkel
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blackatom
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"Success is where preparation meets opportunity."
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Lukie
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"Stupid rexy, you aint sexy."
- Anonymous Thug from the Hood
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TylerK
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Seen on internet: "Life is not lived on the computer reading about how someone else is leading the life you wish you had."
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TylerK: its just gambling if i want to worry about money i'll go to work lol
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Genitruc
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Straight Flush
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"I don't have time to bleed" (former guv of minnesota in "Predator")
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when the vpip's are high and the value bets are like razors, who can be safe?
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gabe
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Originally Posted by swiggidy
I can drink a whole Hennessey fifth. Some call that a problem I call it a gift.
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the weird beat kinda ruins this line if you ask me
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grnydrowave2
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Full House
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My style is impetuous, my defenses impregnable. I want to eat his children.
Edit: Whoops, B10 
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"I love the Power Glove. It's so bad."
-Lucas Barton, The Wizard
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Girlfriend: Why are the werewolves more important than living life?!
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"Only two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe."
Albert Einstein
"For two lovers in the complete and strong sense of the word sexual gratification is not essential and is really no more than a symbol: ..."
Friedrich Nietzsche
"It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a good fortune, must be in want of a wife."
Jane Austen (Pride and Prejudice)
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kingnat
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It's hard to be humble when you're as great as I am. - Muhammad Ali
"What is it about good sex that makes me have to crap? You really jarred something loose tiger." - Landlady
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So you click their picture and then you get their money?
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PapalRage
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http://www.corinthianposse.com/boondockcourt.mp3
et nomine patri, et filii, spiritus sancti
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ndultimate.
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"Ohhhhhhh hairpie!!" - Takashi from Revenge of the Nerds
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it is not the size, it is how hard you pound 'em
i ain't drunk, i just smell that way
you don't have to like it , you just have to do it - Rogue Warrior
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Originally Posted by bigred
Protect dog
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Numbr2intheWorld
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I can't believe i didn't think of this one already:
"Is not love not unlike the unlikely not it is unlikened to?"
- The Ladies Man
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Jay67s
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Straight
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"Imagination is more important than knowledge"
Albert Einstein
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mcatdog
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Originally Posted by PapalRage
http://www.corinthianposse.com/boondockcourt.mp3
et nomine patri, et filii, spiritus sancti
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Well done sir. I tried to come up with the worst, cheesiest line I could think of from a movie, but just about every line in the Boondock Saints is worse than the line I picked from Top Gun.
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Jay67s
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Straight
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"Insanity: doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results."
Albert Einstein
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Galapogos
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"Something from the meat case Linda?" -- if you know who this is without googling it I owe you a high five if we ever meet in real life.
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Originally Posted by sauce123
I don't get why you insist on stacking off with like jack high all the time.
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