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Alibi
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Flush
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TrapperAB: you know, I really should have named myself after the mandibles of a homeless person
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sandstorm
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Flush
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>3
this is my favourite part of the post
it looks like angry boobs
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Demiparadigm
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4-of-a-Kind
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/qft
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To win in poker you only need to be one step ahead of your opponents. Two steps may be detrimental.
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gabe
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Moderator
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: trying to live
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i see nothing!
but thats not true. i've declined women before.
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UG
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Only the ones without penises.
Gabe likes chicks with dix.
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sandstorm
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Flush
Join Date: May 2005
Location: Sweden
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Originally Posted by gabe
i see nothing!
but thats not true. i've declined women before.
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This forum is rigged.
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>3
this is my favourite part of the post
it looks like angry boobs
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Warpe
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Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Canuckistan
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my daily laugh comes from u guys...keep it up
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PO$$E$$ED
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Flush
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: SITTING ON 'RILLA'S FINGER
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Things Gabe Wouldn't Hit
-my mom
-quadrepelegics
-lepers
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Andy Holt
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Flush
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: They were suited!
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This thread owns
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4-of-a-Kind
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: St. Louis
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Originally Posted by PO$$E$$ED
Things Gabe Wouldn't Hit
-my mom
-quadrepelegics
-lepers
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Why do you think Gabe wouldn't do your mom? She is on the top of my list.
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TheXianti: (Triptanes) why are you not a thinking person?
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gabe
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Moderator
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took words right out of my mouth
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boost
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Full House
Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: Chicago
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umm.. why wouldnt he hit quadrepelegics? Theyve got no power in thier limbs, they cant put up a struggle, you dont even have to waste a roofie on them. So theyre probably the best so long as you arent into the 'squirmers'
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Warpe
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Moderator
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Canuckistan
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umm.. why wouldnt he hit quadrepelegics? Theyve got no power in thier limbs, they cant put up a struggle, you dont even have to waste a roofie on them. So theyre probably the best so long as you arent into the 'squirmers'
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Two words: "colostomy bags"
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boost
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Full House
Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: Chicago
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I have no clue what that measn, and Im not sure if I wanna find out.
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PO$$E$$ED
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Flush
Join Date: Aug 2005
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Colostomy bags are bags that are attached to a hole in a person's belly connected to the large intestine, and it stores sh it. That's sexy as hell, you could play with the bag while you're knocking boots with the lady. Maybe she'll even let you take the bag off so you can stoma-fu ck her.
...too far?
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Alibi
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Flush
Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: St. Paul or DC
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this thread was intended as a one liner
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TrapperAB: you know, I really should have named myself after the mandibles of a homeless person
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Muxy
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4-of-a-Kind
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: Canadian LOLUH'S AND AMERICAN LOLUHS
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Originally Posted by boostNslide
umm.. why wouldnt he hit quadrepelegics? Theyve got no power in thier limbs, they cant put up a struggle, you dont even have to waste a roofie on them. So theyre probably the best so long as you arent into the 'squirmers'
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this is tastless.
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dthorne04
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Flush
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: hi
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Originally Posted by Alibi
this thread was intended as a one liner
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it's gone far down hill
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derp
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gabe
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Moderator
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: trying to live
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yea worst thread ever
banning forms submitted
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DaNutsInYoEye
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4-of-a-Kind
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: St. Louis
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Originally Posted by boostNslide
umm.. why wouldnt he hit quadrepelegics? Theyve got no power in thier limbs, they cant put up a struggle, you dont even have to waste a roofie on them. So theyre probably the best so long as you arent into the 'squirmers'
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this is tastless. |
bwahahahhahaha..... Muxy called someone's comment tasteless. I love it.
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TheXianti: (Triptanes) why are you not a thinking person?
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PO$$E$$ED
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Flush
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: SITTING ON 'RILLA'S FINGER
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yea worst thread ever
banning forms submitted
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Hope it wasn't me, all I did was clarify what a colostomy bag was.
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JESUS TAKE THE KEYBOARD
Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: This room is a good place to be
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They wrote nothing for there is nothing gabe would decline to hit.
Which paints a picture of a very violant gabe.
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Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
Precisely.
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Rondavu
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4-of-a-Kind
Join Date: Jan 2005
Posts: 3,053
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Ever have sex with a quadrapalegic and a bag of grain at the same time? Well if you ever do, close your eyes and tell me the difference.
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It's not what's inside that counts. Have you seen what's inside?
Internal organs. And they're getting uglier by the minute.
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cardsman1992
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Full House
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Being enjoyed at Jack's Bar since 1397
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Hey now...my mom is a quadrapeligic.
Wait a minute...    
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gabe
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Location: trying to live
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Originally Posted by cardsman1992
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Originally Posted by gabe
yea worst thread ever
banning forms submitted
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Rondavu
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4-of-a-Kind
Join Date: Jan 2005
Posts: 3,053
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I'm a triopalegic. I have use of one arm, which does a multitude of tasks including poker mouse clicking, tv remote manipulation, and personal lovemaking. I also bake cookies with that arm, and my family ate them.
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It's not what's inside that counts. Have you seen what's inside?
Internal organs. And they're getting uglier by the minute.
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boost
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Full House
Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: Chicago
Posts: 706
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depending on what kinda cookies, I cant really say that I would be bothered by gaining this knowledge after consuming said cookies.
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TheFaucet
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hump
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Full House
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Vancouver
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Originally Posted by DaNutsInYoEye
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Originally Posted by PO$$E$$ED
Things Gabe Wouldn't Hit
-my mom
-quadrepelegics
-lepers
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she's a quadropaligic leper LDO
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Geanosssss
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Flush
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(LaughOutLoud)
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