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Old 07-18-2006, 04:56 PM     Post subject: What was the funniest you've read? #1 (permalink)  
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What was the funniest thing you have read or seen on this forum. I have cuaght myself laughing out loud all by myself in the office and have had actual tears flowing. This site is a virtual cornucopia of humor.
 
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Old 07-18-2006, 04:58 PM #2 (permalink)  
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rilla made a thread with links to the funniest posts of all time, maybe someone can link it here?
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Old 07-18-2006, 04:59 PM #3 (permalink)  
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the incomplete funniest posts of all time becuase i didnt get around to posting them

but so much of my golden posts are buried or in hidden moderator forums, what's the point?

Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
Precisely.
 
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Old 07-18-2006, 05:00 PM #4 (permalink)  
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OH where's midas' thing about all the forums in a fist fight?!

Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
Precisely.
 
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Old 07-18-2006, 05:01 PM #5 (permalink)  
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Old 07-18-2006, 05:09 PM #6 (permalink)  
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who said that thing abuto estrop being a bot??? hmm??
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Old 07-18-2006, 05:21 PM #7 (permalink)  
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OH where's midas' thing about all the forums in a fist fight?!
Easily the funniest
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Old 07-20-2006, 03:37 PM #8 (permalink)  
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Old 07-20-2006, 03:40 PM #9 (permalink)  
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yay
>3

this is my favourite part of the post
it looks like angry boobs
 
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Old 07-20-2006, 03:42 PM #10 (permalink)  
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for some reason i find this hilarious:

http://www.flopturnriver.com/phpBB2/...ic.php?t=25744
Is Estrop a bot y/n
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i voted no because i dont think he is a bot
>3

this is my favourite part of the post
it looks like angry boobs
 
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Old 07-20-2006, 03:43 PM #11 (permalink)  
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who said that thing abuto estrop being a bot??? hmm??
lol didn't even see that before i posted my above post ^

three posts in a row ftw
>3

this is my favourite part of the post
it looks like angry boobs
 
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Old 07-20-2006, 04:19 PM #12 (permalink)  
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The Hold'em Hand Histories posters will fight, then stop and ask fellows how to fight, and then try really hard to fight again and then stop and ask another etc but never really fight any good

The MTT forum posters will fight perfectly, knock a couple of opponents out but near the final one trip on a stick and fall down a cliff or something

The STT forum posters will just go in blindfolded and wave around, hoping to hit someone. They will do this very often, and if they get knocked out just send in another one

The Limit forum posers will fight very slowly, making small advances and small retreat and finally beat their opponents with a 1.03 - 1.00 ratio after 224 545 fights

The Beginner's Circle posters will fight too good opponents and get pwned, then fight the worst opponents possible (but still lose and blame it all on bad luck and OMG HIS KNUCKLES ARE RIGGED!!!111!!one!!1)
No need to bump and get shite. Here's the meat of it.
 
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Old 07-20-2006, 04:26 PM #13 (permalink)  
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somebody dig up muxy's stars picture with hitler, michael, moneymaker, and others playing...
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Old 07-20-2006, 04:37 PM #14 (permalink)  
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somebody dig up muxy's stars picture with hitler, michael, moneymaker, and others playing...
your search function broken or something?
 
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Old 07-20-2006, 04:37 PM #15 (permalink)  
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New Avatar is pretty good.
 
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Old 07-20-2006, 04:57 PM #16 (permalink)  
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best thing i have posted
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Old 07-20-2006, 05:03 PM #17 (permalink)  
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Old 07-20-2006, 05:07 PM #18 (permalink)  
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who made that muxy?

Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
Precisely.
 
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Old 07-20-2006, 05:29 PM #19 (permalink)  
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ake's picture of pingviini Swedenised in mount rushmore or something was a catalogue of lols
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Old 07-20-2006, 05:44 PM     Post subject: Re: What was the funniest you've read? #20 (permalink)  
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I have cuaght myself laughing out loud all by myself in the office and have had actual tears flowing.
Too much prozac.
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Old 07-20-2006, 05:49 PM #21 (permalink)  
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somebody dig up muxy's stars picture with hitler, michael, moneymaker, and others playing...
your search function broken or something?
yup
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Old 07-20-2006, 06:40 PM #22 (permalink)  
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ake's picture of pingviini Swedenised in mount rushmore or something was a catalogue of lols
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>3

this is my favourite part of the post
it looks like angry boobs
 
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Old 07-20-2006, 08:05 PM #23 (permalink)  
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no it was the penguin wearing some communist bandanna or something, alongside several world leaders or philosophists or some shit.
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Old 07-20-2006, 08:10 PM #24 (permalink)  
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no it was the penguin wearing some communist bandanna or something, alongside several world leaders or philosophists or some shit.
aha, that one. there was some others, only found that one :/
>3

this is my favourite part of the post
it looks like angry boobs
 
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