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spoonitnow
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08-11-2008, 12:51 AM
Post subject: What the fuck is GSP doing here
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My first thought was that he was making his nipples hard so that the lumps on his breasts are less noticeable and that's the only thing I can think of so far. The only problem with that theory is that he doesn't really have bitch tits that I've noticed so I don't get it.
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Originally Posted by Ripptyde
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wesrman
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LOL you watch this shit way too closely Spoon...lol.
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spoonitnow
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I just realized that probably like 2 people on FTR know what bitch tits are. It's basically lumps you get in your nipple region because of "extra" hormones. Making your nipples hard can make it harder to notice.
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Originally Posted by Ripptyde
I only have 2 simple rules when I am coaching a new student.
Rule # 1: don't ask questions
Rule # 2: don't ask questions
I have no interest in discussing strategy with a protege'. Your job is to remain quiet and listen. I have a very systematic approach that I will share with the right candidate and I promise that I will turn you into a force of nature and show you elements of the game of poker that you never knew existed.
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Originally Posted by spoonitnow
I just realized that probably like 2 people on FTR know what bitch tits are. It's basically lumps you get in your nipple region because of "extra" hormones. Making your nipples hard can make it harder to notice.
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And you are not one of them lol
http://www.urbandictionary.com/defin...erm=bitch+tits
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Originally Posted by mrhappy333
I didn't think its Bold to bang some chick with my bro. but i guess so... thats +EV in my book.
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If I were a fighter, I'd want my nipples as slick as possible so that punches slide off instead of stick and pull.
Apparently this guy is too poor to afford basolene, or vasolene is illegal, so he's just spreadin' some lungbutter on em.
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The older I get, the more I start wondering; Just what in the hell is going on here?
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jyms
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gynocomastia
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looks like an intimidation tactic
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ATOTHEC101
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bitch tits: massive man breasts which may require the use of a bra.
A:"Yo...who's that fat shit over there..with the huge bitch tits?"
B:"Man..thats TJ bro .
lol.
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d0zer
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his nipples (like mine) are an erogenous zone & the stimulation feels good.
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Whatever he's doing is making me crave a cigarette
GSP
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spoonitnow
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Originally Posted by ProZachNation
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Originally Posted by spoonitnow
I just realized that probably like 2 people on FTR know what bitch tits are. It's basically lumps you get in your nipple region because of "extra" hormones. Making your nipples hard can make it harder to notice.
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And you are not one of them lol
http://www.urbandictionary.com/defin...erm=bitch+tits
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Uhhh, from that link:
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2. Bitch Tits - Gynecomastia, or growth of breast tissue on men, sometimes as a side effect of steroid abuse. Can only be removed with surgery!
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Nice self-ownage there.
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Originally Posted by Ripptyde
I only have 2 simple rules when I am coaching a new student.
Rule # 1: don't ask questions
Rule # 2: don't ask questions
I have no interest in discussing strategy with a protege'. Your job is to remain quiet and listen. I have a very systematic approach that I will share with the right candidate and I promise that I will turn you into a force of nature and show you elements of the game of poker that you never knew existed.
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LuckySlevin
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my theory is he's causing himself some pain because that sharpens his sense or gets a bit of adrenalin floating through his body or just generaly pysches him up or something.
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ProZachNation
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Originally Posted by spoonitnow
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Originally Posted by ProZachNation
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Originally Posted by spoonitnow
I just realized that probably like 2 people on FTR know what bitch tits are. It's basically lumps you get in your nipple region because of "extra" hormones. Making your nipples hard can make it harder to notice.
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And you are not one of them lol
http://www.urbandictionary.com/defin...erm=bitch+tits
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Uhhh, from that link:
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2. Bitch Tits - Gynecomastia, or growth of breast tissue on men, sometimes as a side effect of steroid abuse. Can only be removed with surgery!
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Nice self-ownage there.
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ummm anyways, bitch tits - guy has tities like a girl - bitch tits. Nothing to do with nipples and what you quoted doesn't even say anything about nipples. But this is something gay to argue about so I am done.
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Originally Posted by mrhappy333
I didn't think its Bold to bang some chick with my bro. but i guess so... thats +EV in my book.
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spoonitnow
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Originally Posted by ProZachNation
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Originally Posted by spoonitnow
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Originally Posted by ProZachNation
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Originally Posted by spoonitnow
I just realized that probably like 2 people on FTR know what bitch tits are. It's basically lumps you get in your nipple region because of "extra" hormones. Making your nipples hard can make it harder to notice.
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And you are not one of them lol
http://www.urbandictionary.com/defin...erm=bitch+tits
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Uhhh, from that link:
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2. Bitch Tits - Gynecomastia, or growth of breast tissue on men, sometimes as a side effect of steroid abuse. Can only be removed with surgery!
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Nice self-ownage there.
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ummm anyways, bitch tits - guy has tities like a girl - bitch tits. Nothing to do with nipples and what you quoted doesn't even say anything about nipples. But this is something gay to argue about so I am done.
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If you seriously think I'm wrong here then you're retarded.
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Originally Posted by Ripptyde
I only have 2 simple rules when I am coaching a new student.
Rule # 1: don't ask questions
Rule # 2: don't ask questions
I have no interest in discussing strategy with a protege'. Your job is to remain quiet and listen. I have a very systematic approach that I will share with the right candidate and I promise that I will turn you into a force of nature and show you elements of the game of poker that you never knew existed.
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wesrman
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You need to start smoking weed Spoon. You are way too willing to argue over stupid shit.
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ProZachNation
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Originally Posted by wesrman
You need to start smoking weed Spoon. You are way too willing to argue over stupid shit. 
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truth
I think Spoon just likes to be right.
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Originally Posted by mrhappy333
I didn't think its Bold to bang some chick with my bro. but i guess so... thats +EV in my book.
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spoonitnow
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Originally Posted by wesrman
You need to start smoking weed Spoon. You are way too willing to argue over stupid shit. 
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There's nothing to argue with, which is kind of the point.
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Originally Posted by Ripptyde
I only have 2 simple rules when I am coaching a new student.
Rule # 1: don't ask questions
Rule # 2: don't ask questions
I have no interest in discussing strategy with a protege'. Your job is to remain quiet and listen. I have a very systematic approach that I will share with the right candidate and I promise that I will turn you into a force of nature and show you elements of the game of poker that you never knew existed.
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Originally Posted by ProZachNation
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Originally Posted by spoonitnow
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Originally Posted by ProZachNation
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Originally Posted by spoonitnow
I just realized that probably like 2 people on FTR know what bitch tits are. It's basically lumps you get in your nipple region because of "extra" hormones. Making your nipples hard can make it harder to notice.
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And you are not one of them lol
http://www.urbandictionary.com/defin...erm=bitch+tits
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Uhhh, from that link:
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2. Bitch Tits - Gynecomastia, or growth of breast tissue on men, sometimes as a side effect of steroid abuse. Can only be removed with surgery!
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Nice self-ownage there.
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ummm anyways, bitch tits - guy has tities like a girl - bitch tits. Nothing to do with nipples and what you quoted doesn't even say anything about nipples. But this is something gay to argue about so I am done.
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spoonitnow
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Originally Posted by ProZachNation
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Originally Posted by wesrman
You need to start smoking weed Spoon. You are way too willing to argue over stupid shit. 
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truth
I think Spoon just likes to be right. 
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Nah I just tend to be.
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Originally Posted by Ripptyde
I only have 2 simple rules when I am coaching a new student.
Rule # 1: don't ask questions
Rule # 2: don't ask questions
I have no interest in discussing strategy with a protege'. Your job is to remain quiet and listen. I have a very systematic approach that I will share with the right candidate and I promise that I will turn you into a force of nature and show you elements of the game of poker that you never knew existed.
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spoonitnow
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Originally Posted by spoonitnow
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Originally Posted by ProZachNation
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Originally Posted by spoonitnow
I just realized that probably like 2 people on FTR know what bitch tits are. It's basically lumps you get in your nipple region because of "extra" hormones. Making your nipples hard can make it harder to notice.
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And you are not one of them lol
http://www.urbandictionary.com/defin...erm=bitch+tits
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Uhhh, from that link:
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2. Bitch Tits - Gynecomastia, or growth of breast tissue on men, sometimes as a side effect of steroid abuse. Can only be removed with surgery!
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Nice self-ownage there.
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Originally Posted by jyms
gynocomastia
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Originally Posted by Ripptyde
I only have 2 simple rules when I am coaching a new student.
Rule # 1: don't ask questions
Rule # 2: don't ask questions
I have no interest in discussing strategy with a protege'. Your job is to remain quiet and listen. I have a very systematic approach that I will share with the right candidate and I promise that I will turn you into a force of nature and show you elements of the game of poker that you never knew existed.
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wufwugy
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gsp dont got gyno
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spoonitnow
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gsp dont got gyno
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Yeah that's why it's weird. =]
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Originally Posted by Ripptyde
I only have 2 simple rules when I am coaching a new student.
Rule # 1: don't ask questions
Rule # 2: don't ask questions
I have no interest in discussing strategy with a protege'. Your job is to remain quiet and listen. I have a very systematic approach that I will share with the right candidate and I promise that I will turn you into a force of nature and show you elements of the game of poker that you never knew existed.
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That clip is GSP doing pretty much whatever he wants. He's GSP. Are you gonna tell him he can't play with his own nipple on national TV? I don't think so.
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Originally Posted by Unibomber14
That clip is GSP doing pretty much whatever he wants. He's GSP. Are you gonna tell him he can't play with his own nipple on national TV? I don't think so.
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winnar!
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spoonitnow
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Originally Posted by Unibomber14
That clip is GSP doing pretty much whatever he wants. He's GSP. Are you gonna tell him he can't play with his own nipple on national TV? I don't think so.
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[ ] national tv
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Originally Posted by Ripptyde
I only have 2 simple rules when I am coaching a new student.
Rule # 1: don't ask questions
Rule # 2: don't ask questions
I have no interest in discussing strategy with a protege'. Your job is to remain quiet and listen. I have a very systematic approach that I will share with the right candidate and I promise that I will turn you into a force of nature and show you elements of the game of poker that you never knew existed.
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