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Old 08-11-2008, 12:51 AM     Post subject: What the fuck is GSP doing here #1 (permalink)  
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My first thought was that he was making his nipples hard so that the lumps on his breasts are less noticeable and that's the only thing I can think of so far. The only problem with that theory is that he doesn't really have bitch tits that I've noticed so I don't get it.
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Old 08-11-2008, 12:58 AM #2 (permalink)  
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LOL you watch this shit way too closely Spoon...lol.
 
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Old 08-11-2008, 01:01 AM #3 (permalink)  
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I just realized that probably like 2 people on FTR know what bitch tits are. It's basically lumps you get in your nipple region because of "extra" hormones. Making your nipples hard can make it harder to notice.
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Rule # 1: don't ask questions

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I have no interest in discussing strategy with a protege'. Your job is to remain quiet and listen. I have a very systematic approach that I will share with the right candidate and I promise that I will turn you into a force of nature and show you elements of the game of poker that you never knew existed.
 
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Old 08-11-2008, 03:15 AM #4 (permalink)  
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I just realized that probably like 2 people on FTR know what bitch tits are. It's basically lumps you get in your nipple region because of "extra" hormones. Making your nipples hard can make it harder to notice.
And you are not one of them lol

http://www.urbandictionary.com/defin...erm=bitch+tits
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Old 08-11-2008, 03:46 AM #5 (permalink)  
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If I were a fighter, I'd want my nipples as slick as possible so that punches slide off instead of stick and pull.

Apparently this guy is too poor to afford basolene, or vasolene is illegal, so he's just spreadin' some lungbutter on em.
The older I get, the more I start wondering; Just what in the hell is going on here?
 
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Old 08-11-2008, 04:02 AM #6 (permalink)  
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looks like an intimidation tactic
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Old 08-11-2008, 04:39 AM #8 (permalink)  
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bitch tits: massive man breasts which may require the use of a bra.
A:"Yo...who's that fat shit over there..with the huge bitch tits?"
B:"Man..thats TJ bro .

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Old 08-11-2008, 04:43 AM #9 (permalink)  
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his nipples (like mine) are an erogenous zone & the stimulation feels good.
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Old 08-11-2008, 04:52 AM #10 (permalink)  
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Old 08-11-2008, 12:56 PM #11 (permalink)  
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I just realized that probably like 2 people on FTR know what bitch tits are. It's basically lumps you get in your nipple region because of "extra" hormones. Making your nipples hard can make it harder to notice.
And you are not one of them lol

http://www.urbandictionary.com/defin...erm=bitch+tits
Uhhh, from that link:
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2. Bitch Tits - Gynecomastia, or growth of breast tissue on men, sometimes as a side effect of steroid abuse. Can only be removed with surgery!
Nice self-ownage there.
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I only have 2 simple rules when I am coaching a new student.

Rule # 1: don't ask questions

Rule # 2: don't ask questions

I have no interest in discussing strategy with a protege'. Your job is to remain quiet and listen. I have a very systematic approach that I will share with the right candidate and I promise that I will turn you into a force of nature and show you elements of the game of poker that you never knew existed.
 
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Old 08-11-2008, 03:22 PM #12 (permalink)  
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my theory is he's causing himself some pain because that sharpens his sense or gets a bit of adrenalin floating through his body or just generaly pysches him up or something.
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Old 08-11-2008, 04:12 PM #13 (permalink)  
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I just realized that probably like 2 people on FTR know what bitch tits are. It's basically lumps you get in your nipple region because of "extra" hormones. Making your nipples hard can make it harder to notice.
And you are not one of them lol

http://www.urbandictionary.com/defin...erm=bitch+tits
Uhhh, from that link:
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2. Bitch Tits - Gynecomastia, or growth of breast tissue on men, sometimes as a side effect of steroid abuse. Can only be removed with surgery!
Nice self-ownage there.
ummm anyways, bitch tits - guy has tities like a girl - bitch tits. Nothing to do with nipples and what you quoted doesn't even say anything about nipples. But this is something gay to argue about so I am done.
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Old 08-11-2008, 05:38 PM #14 (permalink)  
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I just realized that probably like 2 people on FTR know what bitch tits are. It's basically lumps you get in your nipple region because of "extra" hormones. Making your nipples hard can make it harder to notice.
And you are not one of them lol

http://www.urbandictionary.com/defin...erm=bitch+tits
Uhhh, from that link:
Quote:
2. Bitch Tits - Gynecomastia, or growth of breast tissue on men, sometimes as a side effect of steroid abuse. Can only be removed with surgery!
Nice self-ownage there.
ummm anyways, bitch tits - guy has tities like a girl - bitch tits. Nothing to do with nipples and what you quoted doesn't even say anything about nipples. But this is something gay to argue about so I am done.
If you seriously think I'm wrong here then you're retarded.
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I only have 2 simple rules when I am coaching a new student.

Rule # 1: don't ask questions

Rule # 2: don't ask questions

I have no interest in discussing strategy with a protege'. Your job is to remain quiet and listen. I have a very systematic approach that I will share with the right candidate and I promise that I will turn you into a force of nature and show you elements of the game of poker that you never knew existed.
 
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Old 08-11-2008, 05:40 PM #15 (permalink)  
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You need to start smoking weed Spoon. You are way too willing to argue over stupid shit.
 
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You need to start smoking weed Spoon. You are way too willing to argue over stupid shit.
truth

I think Spoon just likes to be right.
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Old 08-11-2008, 06:04 PM #17 (permalink)  
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You need to start smoking weed Spoon. You are way too willing to argue over stupid shit.
There's nothing to argue with, which is kind of the point.
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I only have 2 simple rules when I am coaching a new student.

Rule # 1: don't ask questions

Rule # 2: don't ask questions

I have no interest in discussing strategy with a protege'. Your job is to remain quiet and listen. I have a very systematic approach that I will share with the right candidate and I promise that I will turn you into a force of nature and show you elements of the game of poker that you never knew existed.
 
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I just realized that probably like 2 people on FTR know what bitch tits are. It's basically lumps you get in your nipple region because of "extra" hormones. Making your nipples hard can make it harder to notice.
And you are not one of them lol

http://www.urbandictionary.com/defin...erm=bitch+tits
Uhhh, from that link:
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2. Bitch Tits - Gynecomastia, or growth of breast tissue on men, sometimes as a side effect of steroid abuse. Can only be removed with surgery!
Nice self-ownage there.


ummm anyways, bitch tits - guy has tities like a girl - bitch tits. Nothing to do with nipples and what you quoted doesn't even say anything about nipples. But this is something gay to argue about so I am done.

 
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Old 08-11-2008, 09:13 PM #19 (permalink)  
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You need to start smoking weed Spoon. You are way too willing to argue over stupid shit.
truth

I think Spoon just likes to be right.
Nah I just tend to be.
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I only have 2 simple rules when I am coaching a new student.

Rule # 1: don't ask questions

Rule # 2: don't ask questions

I have no interest in discussing strategy with a protege'. Your job is to remain quiet and listen. I have a very systematic approach that I will share with the right candidate and I promise that I will turn you into a force of nature and show you elements of the game of poker that you never knew existed.
 
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Old 08-11-2008, 09:55 PM #20 (permalink)  
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I just realized that probably like 2 people on FTR know what bitch tits are. It's basically lumps you get in your nipple region because of "extra" hormones. Making your nipples hard can make it harder to notice.
And you are not one of them lol

http://www.urbandictionary.com/defin...erm=bitch+tits
Uhhh, from that link:
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2. Bitch Tits - Gynecomastia, or growth of breast tissue on men, sometimes as a side effect of steroid abuse. Can only be removed with surgery!
Nice self-ownage there.
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gynocomastia
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I only have 2 simple rules when I am coaching a new student.

Rule # 1: don't ask questions

Rule # 2: don't ask questions

I have no interest in discussing strategy with a protege'. Your job is to remain quiet and listen. I have a very systematic approach that I will share with the right candidate and I promise that I will turn you into a force of nature and show you elements of the game of poker that you never knew existed.
 
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gsp dont got gyno
Yeah that's why it's weird. =]
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I only have 2 simple rules when I am coaching a new student.

Rule # 1: don't ask questions

Rule # 2: don't ask questions

I have no interest in discussing strategy with a protege'. Your job is to remain quiet and listen. I have a very systematic approach that I will share with the right candidate and I promise that I will turn you into a force of nature and show you elements of the game of poker that you never knew existed.
 
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Old 08-14-2008, 04:43 PM #23 (permalink)  
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That clip is GSP doing pretty much whatever he wants. He's GSP. Are you gonna tell him he can't play with his own nipple on national TV? I don't think so.
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That clip is GSP doing pretty much whatever he wants. He's GSP. Are you gonna tell him he can't play with his own nipple on national TV? I don't think so.
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That clip is GSP doing pretty much whatever he wants. He's GSP. Are you gonna tell him he can't play with his own nipple on national TV? I don't think so.
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I only have 2 simple rules when I am coaching a new student.

Rule # 1: don't ask questions

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I have no interest in discussing strategy with a protege'. Your job is to remain quiet and listen. I have a very systematic approach that I will share with the right candidate and I promise that I will turn you into a force of nature and show you elements of the game of poker that you never knew existed.
 
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