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Miffed22001
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08-20-2005, 08:35 PM
Post subject: What to do while the gf is on hols?
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Straight Flush
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Well.
c'mon lighten me up what shall ido?
poker obviously, cheating (er... no point shes fit enough already and i dont need to trade her in for a new model!)
SO what else can i do, ill try em all.
promise :P
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Die.
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nme
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master debate
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Miffed22001
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Straight Flush
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whats a master debate?
how exactly dwarfy?
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UncleBuddy
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08-20-2005, 09:12 PM
Post subject: Re: What to do while the gf is on hols?
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Straight
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Originally Posted by Miffed22001
Well.
c'mon lighten me up what shall ido?
poker obviously, cheating (er... no point shes fit enough already and i dont need to trade her in for a new model!)
SO what else can i do, ill try em all.
promise :P
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You can set pillows up on your living room floor and name them.
Then you can have a tea party
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Gio
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master debate
umh
clean the pipes? hello?
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"Not to say that I am a great player or anything, but somebody has to win."
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UncleBuddy
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Straight
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girlfriend is gone?
"Splendid. This calls for a sexy party!"
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Gab15
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everything you usually do except the fucking part.
Your such a fag miffed
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Miffed22001
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Straight Flush
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master debate
umh
clean the pipes? hello?
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You can set pillows up on your living room floor and name them.
Then you can have a tea party
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Bill, julie, angus and gifford.
Check
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everything you usually do except the fucking part.
Your such a fag miffed
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Yer mama wont answer the phone!!!   :P :P
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hydroseeds
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Straight
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Since it hasn't been said already: jerk off.
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esattech
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I thought that was covered in the master debating thingy oh well shows ya what I know
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I still think my sugestion is the most plausible.
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esattech
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yeah that would work too!
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Gio
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just to make things clear, whut do u guys understand by cleaning the pipes, i mean, i know naive people, but postingwhore porno avataric online gambling naive bastards ..........jesus
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"Not to say that I am a great player or anything, but somebody has to win."
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Straight
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the University of Massachusetts' debate team is called the "UMASS Debators"
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Miffed22001
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Straight Flush
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the University of Massachusetts' debate team is called the "UMASS Debators"
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Unlucky!
I hope there all women that would be fun.
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Estrop
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Invite a friend to your house, lead them into the basement then beat the shit out of them.
Then dump the body.
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Sed
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your girlfriend's girlfriends....
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No fear, go deep or go home!
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DaNutsInYoEye
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Strip poker with your girlfriend's girlfriends.
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TheXianti: (Triptanes) why are you not a thinking person?
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boost
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Full House
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find the male 'g-spot', and milk it for all its worth!
on second thought... how about we all pretend that didnt just come out my mouth, k? k! gg.
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Galapogos
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Originally Posted by boostNslide
find the male 'g-spot', and milk it for all its worth!
on second thought... how about we all pretend that didnt just come out my mouth, k? k! gg.
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Well before we put this one to rest I just want to make sure somethings clear as I'm sure this worried all of us a little. You did plan on doing this through self-experimentation didnt you? And not... you know... 
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You do realise that shes romping with some stud called Antonio as we speak.
She may never come back.
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change heaps of shit around the house, like reverse all the furniture and when she gets back act like nothing has changed.
If both of you dont smoke.. place things around the house that suggest you have started smoking.
Name all the pots and pans.. these can be Bill, julie, angus and gifford's alien friends.
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villain goes AI
i call with a set (i have him owned)
i win pot
villain: **** this, this site is bullshit, ******* rigged, suck out ****
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SinkRox
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Full House
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have a LOUD wank and leave porn mags around for ease of use whilst you can.
be uber messy and smelly whilst you can, just for the hell of it.
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Experimenting - 200NL 5max.
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JESUS TAKE THE KEYBOARD
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Try and hit the ceiling.
You know what I mean.
-'rilla
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Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
Precisely.
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Trikflow77
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Full House
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two words: DA BUTT
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Miffed22001
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Straight Flush
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This will be fun....
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Invite a friend to your house, lead them into the basement then beat the shit out of them.
Then dump the body.
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For all the brits, if you know what i mean by i know a 'token' then this applies here. Hmmmm beat a token, which colour?
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your girlfriend's girlfriends....
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my biatch is the fittiest. She lives 150 miles away (i hate flying i dont have a car) her mates are minging. They are all like 72 off shes 74 sooted see what i did there eh eh...
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find the male 'g-spot', and milk it for all its worth!
on second thought... how about we all pretend that didnt just come out my mouth, k? k! gg.
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wuhhahahahahahahahahahahah No comment.
the male bean No i dont fancy rimming myself etc
dismissed
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Well before we put this one to rest I just want to make sure somethings clear as I'm sure this worried all of us a little. You did plan on doing this through self-experimentation didnt you? And not... you know...
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I prefer to bash gays. 
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You do realise that shes romping with some stud called Antonio as we speak.
She may never come back.
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Meh. SHes gone to spain too (cheap ass biatch!) Meh. They dont call me kylie for nowt.
(kylie is big down under if you dont get it duhhhhhhhh) 
wtf?
By the way sinkroxx? cant spell is that one of the corrs girls or i am just a bit wrong....like er totally wrong....
 hmmm corrs avatar hmmmm.... maybe even better than girls aloud snogging.....
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TylerK
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4-of-a-Kind
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Just for fun.
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TylerK: its just gambling if i want to worry about money i'll go to work lol
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Miffed22001
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Straight Flush
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now were talking
nice tyler
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hydroseeds
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Straight
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Galapogos, WTF is that monstrousity in your avatar.
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Galapogos
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4-of-a-Kind
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Galapogos, WTF is that monstrousity in your avatar.
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You know I'm not totally sure but I have a theory... I will tell you this theory. I believe Joe Pesci once attempted a career as a professional body builder before his acting took off. Joe had some wicked-huge traps (shoulder muscles suffocating him).
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SinkRox
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Full House
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Originally Posted by Miffed22001
By the way sinkroxx? cant spell is that one of the corrs girls or i am just a bit wrong....like er totally wrong....
hmmm corrs avatar hmmmm.... maybe even better than girls aloud snogging..... |
its Anna Farris from the scary movie films! such a fitty 
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