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DogOnMySide
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06-14-2006, 09:56 AM
Post subject: What body part would you rather lose?
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Flush
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Listen up - i don't think I have EVER started a completely pointless, irrelevant poll. And that's really not fair.
To correct this global injustice, please answer the question above. And give reasons.
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Pelion
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4-of-a-Kind
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losing an arm would probably make the least difference to me so ill go with that.
edit: as long as its the left one.
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gabe: Ive dropped almost 100k in the past 35 days.
bigspenda73: But how much did you win?
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a500lbgorilla
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JESUS TAKE THE KEYBOARD
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Id have to go with left arm.
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Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
Precisely.
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Renton
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Straight Flush
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leg, and its not even close.
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a500lbgorilla
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JESUS TAKE THE KEYBOARD
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i dunno, if you're a heavier person, it'll probably be really difficult to get around without a wheel chair sans leg. I'll take the mobility of having two legs.
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Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
Precisely.
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jyms
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Tilting Mod
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I say leg. If you think about what you do in a day that you enjoy, leg would influence my life the least. No work, can still play wheelchair sports, and poker. I can sit in a comfortable chair at home the rest of my life and not be upset. besides leg pays so much more insurance than any of the other choices. (can you say "major bankroll")
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DogOnMySide
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Flush
Join Date: Apr 2005
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Does a leg pay out more?
I'm surprised nobody has picked kidneys yet. I mean dialysis for 4 hours a day, 3 or 4 days a week must be a bit of a pain, but at least you're still... you know... in one piece
Does anyone know if you can play poker while on a dialysis machine?
Do you think you could multi-table dialysis machines to get it all done quicker, like clearing a bonus?
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zook
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4-of-a-Kind
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Kidneys. If I build my roll enough I can fly down to Brazil and buy a replacement on the black market.
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Lukie
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SORRY JOHNSON
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dalecooper
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I'll go with leg, and end up being one of those inspirational guys on TV with one fake leg who runs in races an' shit.
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a500lbgorilla
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JESUS TAKE THE KEYBOARD
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but without kidneys, can i still drink myself stupid?
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Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
Precisely.
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zook
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Quote:
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Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla
but without kidneys, can i still drink myself stupid?
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As long as you stick to the high-proof shit. It's the fluid volume you'd have to watch, not the alcohol.
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a500lbgorilla
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JESUS TAKE THE KEYBOARD
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im still thinking arm is my best bet
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Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
Precisely.
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chardrian
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I rarely,if ever, get pms
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You mean I could get my surgery for free?
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zook
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COME ON! I'm dying here as the only kidneys vote. What does a kidney cost in Uruguay right now? VERY LITTLE.
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tcpj4
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Can I get dialysis in my sleep? If so, I sleep 4 hours 3-4 days a week anyways, it would be like living normally.
I voted kidneys.
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geoffm33
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Straight
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I'm going with arm too. I can't imagine that dialysis is the only downside to losing your kidney's.
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givememyleg
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Pelion
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Quote:
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Originally Posted by DogOnMySide
I'm surprised nobody has picked kidneys yet. I mean dialysis for 4 hours a day, 3 or 4 days a week must be a bit of a pain, but at least you're still... you know... in one piece
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er......
except for your kidneys.
I think those have got to be one of the worst things to lose (seriously).
I mean. You cant drink, or sleep to little, or miss an appointment.
Be good if you could hijack someone elses tho
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gabe: Ive dropped almost 100k in the past 35 days.
bigspenda73: But how much did you win?
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flomo
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you can take everything except my right arm and my cock
thank you ---drive thru
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