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View Poll Results: Which body part would you be most willing to live without?
Leg (You can hide but you can't run) 5 23.81%
Arm (Mostly 'armless) 9 42.86%
Cock (No comment) 4 19.05%
Face (Hideous disfigurement but you can still breathe and eat through a straw) 0 0%
Both Kidneys (dialysis fo' life) 3 14.29%
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Old 06-14-2006, 09:56 AM     Post subject: What body part would you rather lose? #1 (permalink)  
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Listen up - i don't think I have EVER started a completely pointless, irrelevant poll. And that's really not fair.

To correct this global injustice, please answer the question above. And give reasons.
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Old 06-14-2006, 10:00 AM #2 (permalink)  
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losing an arm would probably make the least difference to me so ill go with that.

edit: as long as its the left one.
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Old 06-14-2006, 11:16 AM #3 (permalink)  
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Id have to go with left arm.

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Old 06-14-2006, 11:27 AM #4 (permalink)  
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leg, and its not even close.
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Old 06-14-2006, 12:21 PM #5 (permalink)  
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i dunno, if you're a heavier person, it'll probably be really difficult to get around without a wheel chair sans leg. I'll take the mobility of having two legs.

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Old 06-14-2006, 01:16 PM #6 (permalink)  
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I say leg. If you think about what you do in a day that you enjoy, leg would influence my life the least. No work, can still play wheelchair sports, and poker. I can sit in a comfortable chair at home the rest of my life and not be upset. besides leg pays so much more insurance than any of the other choices. (can you say "major bankroll")
 
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Old 06-14-2006, 02:12 PM #7 (permalink)  
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Does a leg pay out more?

I'm surprised nobody has picked kidneys yet. I mean dialysis for 4 hours a day, 3 or 4 days a week must be a bit of a pain, but at least you're still... you know... in one piece

Does anyone know if you can play poker while on a dialysis machine?

Do you think you could multi-table dialysis machines to get it all done quicker, like clearing a bonus?
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Old 06-14-2006, 04:23 PM #8 (permalink)  
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Kidneys. If I build my roll enough I can fly down to Brazil and buy a replacement on the black market.
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Old 06-14-2006, 04:32 PM #9 (permalink)  
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Old 06-14-2006, 05:11 PM #10 (permalink)  
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I'll go with leg, and end up being one of those inspirational guys on TV with one fake leg who runs in races an' shit.
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Old 06-14-2006, 06:10 PM #11 (permalink)  
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but without kidneys, can i still drink myself stupid?

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Old 06-14-2006, 06:19 PM #12 (permalink)  
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but without kidneys, can i still drink myself stupid?
As long as you stick to the high-proof shit. It's the fluid volume you'd have to watch, not the alcohol.
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Old 06-14-2006, 06:26 PM #13 (permalink)  
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im still thinking arm is my best bet

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Old 06-14-2006, 06:34 PM #14 (permalink)  
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Old 06-14-2006, 06:38 PM #15 (permalink)  
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COME ON! I'm dying here as the only kidneys vote. What does a kidney cost in Uruguay right now? VERY LITTLE.
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Old 06-14-2006, 06:41 PM #16 (permalink)  
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Can I get dialysis in my sleep? If so, I sleep 4 hours 3-4 days a week anyways, it would be like living normally.

I voted kidneys.
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Old 06-14-2006, 09:03 PM #17 (permalink)  
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I'm going with arm too. I can't imagine that dialysis is the only downside to losing your kidney's.

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Old 06-14-2006, 11:55 PM #18 (permalink)  
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Old 06-15-2006, 01:20 AM #19 (permalink)  
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I'm surprised nobody has picked kidneys yet. I mean dialysis for 4 hours a day, 3 or 4 days a week must be a bit of a pain, but at least you're still... you know... in one piece

er......


except for your kidneys.


I think those have got to be one of the worst things to lose (seriously).

I mean. You cant drink, or sleep to little, or miss an appointment.


Be good if you could hijack someone elses tho
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Old 06-15-2006, 03:10 AM #20 (permalink)  
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