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nutsinho
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11-26-2008, 04:29 PM
Post subject: well, i think it's romantic
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4-of-a-Kind
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http://www.bluelight.ru/vb/showthread.php?t=330476
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Warpe
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bwahahahaha
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If I do run, she still has all my semen. Do I ask for it back?
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BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
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spoonitnow
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Straight Flush
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Dude for real I would jack that shit and dispose of it and then get the fuck out because that bitch is crazy.
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Originally Posted by Ripptyde
I only have 2 simple rules when I am coaching a new student.
Rule # 1: don't ask questions
Rule # 2: don't ask questions
I have no interest in discussing strategy with a protege'. Your job is to remain quiet and listen. I have a very systematic approach that I will share with the right candidate and I promise that I will turn you into a force of nature and show you elements of the game of poker that you never knew existed.
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Chelle
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Two Pair
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Originally Posted by spoonitnow
Dude for real I would jack that shit and dispose of it and then get the fuck out because that bitch is crazy.
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period
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Originally Posted by bigspenda73
I'm scared of IRC, everytime I go in there Chelle tells me she's going to fuck my dad in the ass.
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d0zer
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I would marry her because obviously she cares a lot about me.
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kevster
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Full House
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Fucked up. I'd run a fucking mile.
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griffey24
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Straight Flush
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haha oh man thats pretty messed and pretty funny.
breakup worthy?...
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lolzzz_321
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NO YOU
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http://www.lulu.com/content/4956212
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will641
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^^^^wtf.
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Cash Rules Everything Around Me.
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d0zer
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^ lol triptanes FTW  
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ihategnomes
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Full House
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Crazy bitches are so hot.
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Field mice are fast, but owls can see in the dark.
<Bbickes> i still wanna know if the thing in your avatar is a real chick or not
<Bbickes> or am i e-crushing a dude
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DaddyDeez
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Straight
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2 things.
#1 crazy in the head, great in bed.
#2 her parents are rich back in japan.
case closed
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I post nonconstructive piss
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wufwugy
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4-of-a-Kind
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well since women = crazy it's not like this is abnormal. now if rilla was doing this to bigred then that would be rather abnormal amirite
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BankItDrew
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4-of-a-Kind
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Originally Posted by DaddyDeez
2 things.
#1 crazy in the head, great in bed.
#2 her parents are rich back in japan.
case closed
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Girlfriend: Why are the werewolves more important than living life?!
Girlfriend: Are you on the forums doing the werewolves again?
Girlfriend: Soo... you forgot to run that errand, but you had time to werewolf? Wtf?
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frosst
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Straight
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yea it's an ethnic asian chick. it's standard
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triumphant cracker
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Straight
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*Maybe she likes her ice-cubes flavoured. *
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meeloche
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I could probably set the 100m world record if this happened to me. Although then I'd be tired and only 100m from her house...
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meeloche
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Join Date: Feb 2007
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Originally Posted by meeloche
I could probably set the 100m world record if this happened to me. Although then I'd be tired and only 100m from her house...
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fail imo
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