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Da GOAT
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04-04-2007, 08:26 AM
Post subject: Weirdist peoples names......
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Straight Flush
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On the radio they were talking about people who have weird names.
It started coz some couple in Scandinavia (i think) wanted to call their kid Metallica but the board of registrars wouldnt allow it.
True names;
2 Dutch kids called Zion and Zippy
Iona Frisbee
Cliona Magee and her Father Pat (i worked with the girl)
Shakira O'Toole (just stooopid)
ANy other crazy names?
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taipan168
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Hong Kong is the place where you get some truly weird English names. The thing is, most Cantonese people's names are perfectly pronounceable by English speakers.
Some classic examples:
- Marmalade Tin
- Fido Dido Wong 
- Pansy Ho
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i remember mx pro ronny renner calling his two boys rider and racer.
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Two Pair
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I know someone in Fort Lauderdale named Jack Mehoff
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a500lbgorilla
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JESUS TAKE THE KEYBOARD
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Orangejello and Lemonjello.
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Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
Precisely.
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kmind
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Straight Flush
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Orangejello and Lemonjello.
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Who are they again? I remember seeing their names.
Kid from OU's basketball team: Longar Longar
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Flush
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I know a Relvick and a Larvis
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I'm good friends with a girl called Holly Woods. She has a younger brother called Bowie and sister called Ziggie. Named in honout of David Bowie obv.
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My brother's first girlfriend: Stacey Dick
Her uncle was named: Harold Dick
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Silly String
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Full House
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More wierd names:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ihfz-1WGicg
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Playing live . . . thanks alot Bin Laden.
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Straight Flush
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One of my moms friends from college Candie Barr (married name)
Also she grew up with April May June.
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bode
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i also went to school with a girl named Summer Winters
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eeevees are not monies yet...they are like baby monies.
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Silly String
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How about Dikshit FTW!
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Orangejello and Lemonjello.
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It would be awesome if more people got this one.
Twin names: Dajuan and Adajuan
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I remember seeing on the news or something a kid named Espn, pronounced espen.
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I was watching something on Discovery once and some geologist's real name was North East West South.
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My real estate agent is Gaye Males.
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hi.
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Gay Cowbourne is a local mp in my area
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I met a girl today. Her name was pickola (sp?) . Pronounced like "Pickle" and then "la."
So, um...yeah. She was cute, though.
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Ben Dover
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my mom was friends with a girl named mary christmas back in high school...
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Silly String
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Full House
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Here's another I just remembered.
When my father was younger, in his town the sheriff was named Jack Daniels, the fire marshall was Jim Beam, and there was a guy in the next county over named Johnny Walker. I'm not kidding either. . . small towns are great for this shit.
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There was a George Washington in my high school
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Orongelo and Limonjelo were characters in You Gotta Play Hurt, a great book by Dan Jenkins
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CARL CARLSON
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I can't get into too many details, but a friend of mine told me this story.
Her: What's her name?
Mother: Fah Molly
Her: Huh... that's a weird name.
Mother: Yeah, I didn't choose it. It's what they wrote on her birth certificate.
Her: What? How do you spell it?
Mother: F.E.M.A.L.E. Fah Molly.
True story.
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CARL CARLSON
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WHO YA GONNA CALL?!??
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some people think my name is weird "carl harry carlson iv" and gabe even started a thread about it once
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WHO YA GONNA CALL?!??
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LOL i wrote my last reply without even seeing this
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Orongelo and Limonjelo were characters in You Gotta Play Hurt, a great book by Dan Jenkins
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oh lol, idk what rilla was thinking of but there was a stand up comic who did a routine about how script writers think of ridiculous black names. She said she was reading what she thought was orange jello and lemon jello, but then she heard the director say "orangelo and lemonjelo come to the set. Also a pair of twin black boys, dajuan and adajuan.
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I don't know where they came from. Just remember hearing of them.
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Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
Precisely.
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Racecar drive Dick Trickle.
On ESPN's sportscenter Keith Olberman would always mention him no matter how he did(e.g., "...and Kyle Petty finished third. Dick Trickle did not finish.")
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There's a guy in the union I work in ,named Charlie Brown
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Da GOAT
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Wow totally forgot about my Uncles name.
Saint Ala Foncis Halpin
not sure on sp? but he was named after the saint
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