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    Default Weird how I always write papers drunk

    1. wait until night before final is due
    2. poland spring full of cheap whiskey
    3. Library
    4. I always do my works cited and introductory paragraph as well as gather all my sources before I get to drinking. This can sometimes take hours as I find I'm unable to concentrate on school work without strong drink.
    5. Once mentally ready, descend to coffee shop and fill 2/3 large cup with strong, black coffee (should be 11:00 pm or later by now)
    6. Other third whiskey
    7. While taking casual sips expound upon the introductory paragraph that it took you 3 hours to write. let it flow.
    8. when requisite number of pages is complete, hastily pull together ur disparate tangents into some kind of conclusion that props up your well thought out thesis.
    9. play at least two sessions of hu during all this to revamp creative juices.

    AND WRITING PAPERS IS FUN AGAIN!
    I got more flava than fruitstripe gum
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    10. 14 point your periods, 2.12 space your paper, and make all possible format changes that will allow your paper the illusion of being longer when its not, without being too obvious.
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    nah man im like hemingway

    i can go on for days and days with rhyme displays that cut deep as x-rays
    I got more flava than fruitstripe gum
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    brilliance
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    omg that's so amazing lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by sauce123
    nah man im like hemingway

    i can go on for days and days with rhyme displays that cut deep as x-rays
    +1 (million)
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    Step 11) Email paper to smart but unattractive girl at 5am, so that when she gets up at 8am she can proofread it as you get 4 hours of sleep before turning it in at 10.

    (this might not be on your list but it was standard for me...)
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    Quote Originally Posted by kingnat
    Step 11) Email paper to smart but unattractive girl at 5am, so that when she gets up at 8am she can proofread it as you get 4 hours of sleep before turning it in at 10.

    (this might not be on your list but it was standard for me...)
    cant get attractive smart girls to proofread for you?

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    You need to strengthen your pimp hand son.
    seriously. seriously.
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    Quote Originally Posted by vqc
    Quote Originally Posted by sauce123
    nah man im like hemingway

    i can go on for days and days with rhyme displays that cut deep as x-rays
    +1 (million)
    You know that's not original right?

    I'd still give +10 for the quote, almost arcane reference.
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    Quote Originally Posted by swiggidy
    Quote Originally Posted by vqc
    Quote Originally Posted by sauce123
    nah man im like hemingway

    i can go on for days and days with rhyme displays that cut deep as x-rays
    +1 (million)
    You know that's not original right?

    I'd still give +10 for the quote, almost arcane reference.
    rofl wtf do I know about rap. All i know was that it was good.
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    im the invincible microphone fiend rakim

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    I got more flava than fruitstripe gum
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    I wrote a poem for a creative writing class with my buddies after a long night of drinking. I ran into a girl from my class at a bar and she asked what I had written about and I realized I had completely forgotten about the assignment. We wrote it on a bar napkin...it was terrible.
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