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Weird how I always write papers drunk
1. wait until night before final is due
2. poland spring full of cheap whiskey
3. Library
4. I always do my works cited and introductory paragraph as well as gather all my sources before I get to drinking. This can sometimes take hours as I find I'm unable to concentrate on school work without strong drink.
5. Once mentally ready, descend to coffee shop and fill 2/3 large cup with strong, black coffee (should be 11:00 pm or later by now)
6. Other third whiskey
7. While taking casual sips expound upon the introductory paragraph that it took you 3 hours to write. let it flow.
8. when requisite number of pages is complete, hastily pull together ur disparate tangents into some kind of conclusion that props up your well thought out thesis.
9. play at least two sessions of hu during all this to revamp creative juices.
AND WRITING PAPERS IS FUN AGAIN!
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