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Old 02-25-2007, 12:00 PM     Post subject: Weird dreams #1 (permalink)  
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I dreamt that

-I was eating Ritz crackers with some sort of creature and I try to race it to see who can eat the crackers the fastest. Chris Leak of the Florida Gators joins in but in the dream I know him as Ryan Leaf.
-I'm also the third string QB for my high school team
-Both first and second string guys were out becuase the got sick from eating Ritz crackers. Chris Leak was second string.
-Only time for one play left, we're driving on the 2 yrd line. Score Unknown.
-I talk shit to the other team. Mentioning how small they look.
-I am told to audible by my O-line
-I'm playing against like 14 year olds.
-I audible to hook routes for all my recievers but don't know the call.
-I go, hike, reach down, grab the football, throw to the nearest hook route and it hits his foot and I think, "It felt like I threw a hat."
-I threw a winter hat instead of the football.
-Lots of confusion by WTF just happened and no one knows if it counts as a lost down. There were still 2 seconds left.
-Cuts to the conference room where everyone cheers for me coming in. I see the conference in 3rd person.
-I grab the mic and I say "I'd rather be lucky than good" I guess we won the game somehow. I have no idea.
-Then some high school girls start hitting on me by showing me their social studies projects about making a Map of the US and labeling the birthplaces of presidents and other important people.
-I then run home, decide to call my friend to see if he's driving home instead and see that my cell phone broke and is showing me old text messages.
-I don't know the rest.


I hardly ever remember my dreams from start to finish, though they probably are this random. I'd usually just remember tid-bits like the football game part.

Just weird to think about how my mind works.

Anyway, I saw the scouting combine stuff today, so thats were Leaf came from. I read on 2+2 about hustling people by eating 6 saltine crackers so that's where that probably came from. I had a head ache all day yesterday and wore a winter hat and I have frequent dreams or quick day dreams about eating a winter hat and the texture of it makes me cringe (in the dream).

So what does it all mean?

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Old 02-25-2007, 12:13 PM #2 (permalink)  
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Old 02-25-2007, 12:21 PM #3 (permalink)  
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Yah, life has been pretty boring for me recently.

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Old 02-25-2007, 03:56 PM #4 (permalink)  
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i had a dream with bushwick bill the other day. google him and all sorts of funny stuff appears.
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when I get really sick I get delirious sometimes. When this happens I have this thing happen where my senses get confused. I looked it up before and theres actually a medical term for it. Its like I see things and they are prickly, but not like seeing spikes on the surface of it, but actually feeling the prickly texture but through site.

Also when Im really sick I have delusional dreams while conscious. One recurring one has to do with these villagers, like old world villagers, with pitch forks and torches and shit. At first they are my freinds but then they decide they dont like me and I have to run from them. Kinda like frankenstein or whatever. The weird thing is, this is all going on in a staticy tv sorta view. Like if you are using a old tv with bunny ears and youre getting bad reception on a black and white channel. Sometimes I have the confused sense with this delusion, its incredibly strange and Ive been told that I do and say some super weird shit.
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Hey, Thanks for posting this thread, when I read your dream, I was thinking to myself "who has dreams like this?" They should be dreaming about chiks and shit instead.
sooo..that night I actually had one of those dreams where you just never want to wake up and it was about a girl a dated yrs and yrs ago. And it was was one of those fuck with your head in a goodway dreams.
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Old 03-02-2007, 01:19 AM #8 (permalink)  
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when I get really sick I get delirious sometimes. When this happens I have this thing happen where my senses get confused. I looked it up before and theres actually a medical term for it. Its like I see things and they are prickly, but not like seeing spikes on the surface of it, but actually feeling the prickly texture but through site.

Also when Im really sick I have delusional dreams while conscious. One recurring one has to do with these villagers, like old world villagers, with pitch forks and torches and shit. At first they are my freinds but then they decide they dont like me and I have to run from them. Kinda like frankenstein or whatever. The weird thing is, this is all going on in a staticy tv sorta view. Like if you are using a old tv with bunny ears and youre getting bad reception on a black and white channel. Sometimes I have the confused sense with this delusion, its incredibly strange and Ive been told that I do and say some super weird shit.

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rilla these dream obv mean your gay.....sorry for the good news
 
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I nearly spat out my apple-tini.

Gay, that's a laugh!

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I nearly spat out my apple-tini.

Gay, that's a laugh!
whats even funnier is i just read that while sipping on a hpnotiq/kettel/cranberry(seriously)......im so ghey!!
 
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Old 03-02-2007, 07:27 AM #12 (permalink)  
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 why is it that whenever i see your name i think it says 'aboogorilla', but when i realize that cant be it i think it says 'agoodborilla'?

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why is it that whenever i see your name i think it says 'aboogorilla', but when i realize that cant be it i think it says 'agoodborilla'?

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Well, it's probably becuase you still haven't forgiven your father for divorcing your mother.

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 i'd agree if i wasn't bioengineered in a laboratory
 
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