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Bluffalufagus
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10-31-2006, 05:37 AM
Post subject: WEEK 9 NFL LOCK OF THE CENTURY
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6 Team Parlay
Falcons over lions
Bear over dolphins
Giants over texans
Vikings over 49ers
Broncos over steelers
Chargers over browns
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wow, that does seem pretty nice. only 1 i see is maybe the steelers pull there head out of there ass and beat the broncos.
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Steelers cant win! We need to draft Calvin Johnson!
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Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
Precisely.
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I never put money on anything that has the words "Lock" and "Parlay" in the same sentence.
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Originally Posted by Silly String
I never put money on anything that has the words "Lock" and "Parlay" in the same sentence.
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Right, and when the money lines come out this parlay is going to pay about even money. There are too many big spreads in there for this to be +eV on the line.
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Originally Posted by Silly String
I never put money on anything that has the words "Lock" and "Parlay" in the same sentence.
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ummmmmmmm I will bet any amount of money at 1:1 odds that all of those things do not happen.
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ummmmmmmm I will bet any amount of money at 1:1 odds that all of those things do not happen.
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Originally Posted by Lukie
ummmmmmmm I will bet any amount of money at 1:1 odds that all of those things do not happen.
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thats not the point of a parlay!!
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ummmmmmmm I will bet any amount of money at 1:1 odds that all of those things do not happen.
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LOL DUH
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Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
Precisely.
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ummmmmmmm I will bet any amount of money at 1:1 odds that all of those things do not happen.
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LOL DUH
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When the OP calls this parlay a "lock," that means he thinks all of them are probably going to happen.
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ummmmmmmm I will bet any amount of money at 1:1 odds that all of those things do not happen.
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LOL DUH
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When the OP calls this parlay a "lock," that means he thinks all of them are probably going to happen.
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LOL DUH (insult aimed 100% at rilla and 0% at you).
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ummmmmmmm I will bet any amount of money at 1:1 odds that all of those things do not happen.
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thats not the point of a parlay!!
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yeah... I know what a parlay is. My point was that it's far from a lock.
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Lukie, if you get any action @ 1:1, I want in as an investor.
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Lukie, if you get any action @ 1:1, I want in as an investor.
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Maybe we can get gabe really drunk and convince him to do it?
Errrm wait, scratch that, he'd do it sober........... and win.
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lay me better than 1:1 and ill take it
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YOU HAVE TO BE A PIRATE FOR THE CODE OF PARLAY TO APPLY
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ummmmmmmm I will bet any amount of money at 1:1 odds that all of those things do not happen.
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LOL DUH
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When the OP calls this parlay a "lock," that means he thinks all of them are probably going to happen.
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LOL DUH (insult aimed 100% at rilla and 0% at you).
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In a world of chance, do you really need to nitpick on one's interpretation of a lock?
The only true locks are death and bigred making gay jokes.
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Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
Precisely.
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Originally Posted by gabe
lay me better than 1:1 and ill take it
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If you know a way to make sure that no one gets Radashacked, I'll bet $100 against it at 4:1 (i.e you give me $100 if one of those teams doesn't win, I give you $400 if they all win). I don't want to risk more than a few hundred though because I'm not a baller like you.
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i would need more than 4:1 i think
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No can do, I thought 4:1 was pretty fair, I'm not sure Browns, Texans, or Dolphins even have a 10% chance of winning.
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YOU HAVE TO BE A PIRATE FOR THE CODE OF PARLAY TO APPLY
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No can do, I thought 4:1 was pretty fair, I'm not sure Browns, Texans, or Dolphins even have a 10% chance of winning.
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you are right, they have exactly a 0% chance. after this weekend everyone post how much money you won on this bet.
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The bucs are always good for a parlay

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Originally Posted by Lukie
ummmmmmmm I will bet any amount of money at 1:1 odds that all of those things do not happen.
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LOL DUH
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When the OP calls this parlay a "lock," that means he thinks all of them are probably going to happen.
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LOL DUH (insult aimed 100% at rilla and 0% at you).
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In a world of chance, do you really need to nitpick on one's interpretation of a lock?
The only true locks are death and bigred making gay jokes.
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yeah, it probably was kinda lame of me. I would do it again.
BTW, what are the odds being laid on this parlay, out of curiosity?
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The last time the bears where this good they had one loss. What team beat them?
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Steelers cant win! We need to draft Calvin Johnson!
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noooo packers are drafting calvin!
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ummmmmmmm I will bet any amount of money at 1:1 odds that all of those things do not happen.
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LOL DUH
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When the OP calls this parlay a "lock," that means he thinks all of them are probably going to happen.
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LOL DUH (insult aimed 100% at rilla and 0% at you).
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In a world of chance, do you really need to nitpick on one's interpretation of a lock?
The only true locks are death and bigred making gay jokes.
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yeah, it probably was kinda lame of me. I would do it again.
BTW, what are the odds being laid on this parlay, out of curiosity?
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It will be about 5.4 to 1 depending on the website you use
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i would need more than 4:1 i think
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5.4 to 1 is more than I had figured that would pay. That being said, 3 of those 6 games are hardly "locks." The Falcons are by far the most overrated team in the NFL right now IMO. I don't think they'll lose to the Lions but I could easily see it happening. The Vikings are a very mediocre team and the 49ers have played pretty well at home. And I don't think anyone would say the Broncos are a lock to beat the Steelers.
The other three games are as close as you can get to locks in the NFL, but I don't know how many times we need to see a terrible team beat a good team before people stop saying a team has a 0% chance of winning a game.
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5.4 to 1 is more than I had figured that would pay. That being said, 3 of those 6 games are hardly "locks." The Falcons are by far the most overrated team in the NFL right now IMO. I don't think they'll lose to the Lions but I could easily see it happening. The Vikings are a very mediocre team and the 49ers have played pretty well at home. And I don't think anyone would say the Broncos are a lock to beat the Steelers.
The other three games are as close as you can get to locks in the NFL, but I don't know how many times we need to see a terrible team beat a good team before people stop saying a team has a 0% chance of winning a game.
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I will eat a dog turd if any of these teams lose
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go bills.
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The Falcons are by far the most overrated team in the NFL right now IMO. I don't think they'll lose to the Lions but I could easily see it happening.
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The Dolphins beating the Bears is a result that no one saw coming, but like I said, it just goes to show that you can't make statements like "so and so has a 0% chance of winning."
Hope you didn't lose too much!
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I was thinking of this thread while watching the game... My gf predicted the dolphins winning.
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I'll man up to it. I made the bet and lost $5
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2-4. Wowzers.
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Swiggidy; you did WHAT?
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I put $5 on the parlay. Dog poo was not included.
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Parlays are tough. Didn't expect the Bears to lose the way they did, that was insane.
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Originally Posted by mcatdog
5.4 to 1 is more than I had figured that would pay. That being said, 3 of those 6 games are hardly "locks." The Falcons are by far the most overrated team in the NFL right now IMO. I don't think they'll lose to the Lions but I could easily see it happening. The Vikings are a very mediocre team and the 49ers have played pretty well at home. And I don't think anyone would say the Broncos are a lock to beat the Steelers.
The other three games are as close as you can get to locks in the NFL, but I don't know how many times we need to see a terrible team beat a good team before people stop saying a team has a 0% chance of winning a game.
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I will eat a dog turd if any of these teams lose
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If you don't post a video of u eating a dog turd I think Xianti should ban you.
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