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Sykedupp
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12-22-2004, 04:47 PM
Post subject: weeeeeeee im 184th in most posts in FTR!
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Flush
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Vancouver, BC, Canada
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hahaha!
*apologizes for using this thread as a cheap excuse to get an extra post [coughgorillacough]*
hmm this post will put me in 176th... maybe i should start doing useless posts more often?  (especially since i dont know anything about poker  )
-Chris
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Originally Posted by soupie
That is the beauty of poker, it doesnt matter how they play, you can always devise the perfect defense and counterpunch hard.
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Sykedupp
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Flush
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Vancouver, BC, Canada
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wow im up to 176th... and this post puts me further up!! lol ok ill stop after this post :P
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Originally Posted by soupie
That is the beauty of poker, it doesnt matter how they play, you can always devise the perfect defense and counterpunch hard.
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Sykedupp
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Flush
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Vancouver, BC, Canada
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okay i have a serious question now... how do i get an avatar? lol i dont know much about computers so any help would be appreciated... thx
-Chris
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Originally Posted by soupie
That is the beauty of poker, it doesnt matter how they play, you can always devise the perfect defense and counterpunch hard.
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a500lbgorilla
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JESUS TAKE THE KEYBOARD
Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: This room is a good place to be
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Hey! Every one of my posts is special in its own way.
And to get in avatar, find a picture and save it to your computer. The go to profile and browse and find the pic.
-'rilla
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Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
Precisely.
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Miggo
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Straight
Join Date: Oct 2004
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This is kind of aling the same lines, as far as Avatars go. I saw someone, I think it's dalecooper with a screenshot of a straightflush as an avatar. Would it be copying to use a screenshot of a couple hands, or would it best if I just found some poker babe, or jiggily b()()bs, or some other similar pic to use?
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Sykedupp
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Flush
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Vancouver, BC, Canada
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aight thanks... any suggestions on what i should get?
-Chris
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Originally Posted by soupie
That is the beauty of poker, it doesnt matter how they play, you can always devise the perfect defense and counterpunch hard.
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Nifty, I'm 25th.
DrNoChance is my next scalp. 
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Corey
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Full House
Join Date: Oct 2004
Location: Oklahoma City, OK
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sykedupp ill be the first to call u retarded
post count pfft
you mean those?
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Corey
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Sykedupp
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Flush
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Vancouver, BC, Canada
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i know im retarded, sometimes you have to be to put up with some stuff in poker haha... and YES I WANT BOOBS... where can i find boobs (aka: as an avatar)
-Chris
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Originally Posted by soupie
That is the beauty of poker, it doesnt matter how they play, you can always devise the perfect defense and counterpunch hard.
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DavSimon
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Full House
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: Mount Holly, NC
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Originally Posted by Sykedupp
i know im retarded, sometimes you have to be to put up with some stuff in poker haha... and YES I WANT BOOBS... where can i find boobs (aka: as an avatar)
-Chris |
Just eat a lot of junk food and sit on yout butt playing poker all day with no exercise and you will have boobs soon enough.
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Sykedupp
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Flush
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Vancouver, BC, Canada
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haha i get to be your signature! that ownzzzzz! 
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Originally Posted by soupie
That is the beauty of poker, it doesnt matter how they play, you can always devise the perfect defense and counterpunch hard.
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gutshot
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Full House
Join Date: Feb 2004
Location: lemonade was a popular drink and it still is
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Post whoring is bad mmkay?
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-jay
"i think the biggest leak in my game is using 2nd level thinking against players who can't think on the first level." -Renton
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Sykedupp
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Flush
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Vancouver, BC, Canada
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i know, i was just doing it cause it felt a little dead because i had read everything, and i wanted to get the people online to actually POST something and have a conversation or something...
-Chris
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Originally Posted by soupie
That is the beauty of poker, it doesnt matter how they play, you can always devise the perfect defense and counterpunch hard.
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Miggo
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Straight
Join Date: Oct 2004
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Originally Posted by Corey
sykedupp ill be the first to call u retarded
post count pfft
you mean those? |
Yep, those are the ones.
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LeFou
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4-of-a-Kind
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Location: Dallas, TX
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Originally Posted by Sykedupp
where can i find boobs (aka: as an avatar)
-Chris
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The current Sweetest Boobs in the World belong to mike4066 and they came from planetboredom.com
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mike4066
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4-of-a-Kind
Join Date: Dec 2003
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Originally Posted by LeFou
The current Sweetest Boobs in the World belong to mike4066 and they came from planetboredom.com
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If we weren't talking about avatars I would be really worried by this statement.
7th in posts
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TylerK
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4-of-a-Kind
Join Date: Oct 2004
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Originally Posted by gutshot
Post whoring is bad mmkay?
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I agree
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TylerK: its just gambling if i want to worry about money i'll go to work lol
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TylerK
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4-of-a-Kind
Join Date: Oct 2004
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Originally Posted by gutshot
Post whoring is bad mmkay?
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I agree |
Twice
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TylerK: its just gambling if i want to worry about money i'll go to work lol
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TylerK
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4-of-a-Kind
Join Date: Oct 2004
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Originally Posted by TylerK
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Originally Posted by gutshot
Post whoring is bad mmkay?
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I agree |
Twice |
bump
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TylerK: its just gambling if i want to worry about money i'll go to work lol
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highroller
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Join Date: Dec 2004
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It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside.
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highroller
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Join Date: Dec 2004
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It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside.
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highroller
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Join Date: Dec 2004
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whoops double post
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It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside.
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TylerK
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4-of-a-Kind
Join Date: Oct 2004
Location: PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME
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BTW I'm 37th. That's scary.
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TylerK: its just gambling if i want to worry about money i'll go to work lol
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highroller
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Join Date: Dec 2004
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BTW, how do ya find out where you are in the list of posters?
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It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside.
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TylerK
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4-of-a-Kind
Join Date: Oct 2004
Location: PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME
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Memberlist | Select Sort Method | Total Posts
Also, postcount++
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TylerK: its just gambling if i want to worry about money i'll go to work lol
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Xianti
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Originally Posted by gutshot
Post whoring is bad mmkay?
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I concur.
That's enough, boys.
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elanto
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Full House
Join Date: Oct 2004
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IM 19th in total posts  ..
Oh and MIke were did you find that pic, its fantastic man...
Srry Xianti this post does have a meaning...
-anto
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<dwarfman> No I had sex for the first time on 23rd March 2005 at 11.56pm.
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Xianti
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Srry Xianti this post does have a meaning...
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BANNED!
Kidding. 
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elanto
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Full House
Join Date: Oct 2004
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Originally Posted by elanto
Srry Xianti this post does have a meaning...
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BANNED!
Kidding. |
OMG I read the post from top to bottom and when i read the word BANNED! my heart stopped for about a second till i saw kidding at the end..pheww that was a close one :P
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<dwarfman> No I had sex for the first time on 23rd March 2005 at 11.56pm.
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thepokerdude
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Straight
Join Date: Oct 2004
Location: The Dude Abides
Posts: 170
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will everyone please stop scaring anto with the whole banned thing, we don't want to end his short life so soon.
wow, i'm 64th, i need to go play some cards and quit posting on here for once. 8-)
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"But they were suited?!?! You idiot!!"
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steelwheel
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Straight
Join Date: Dec 2004
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totally unrelated question, but since people seem to be posting about post counts it sort of fits...
well I just noticed something. You see under the avatars it has something like "full house" "three of a kind" etc (in my case "two pair"  )
well I noticed that Fnord has over 3000 posts but only has four of a kind.
I know quads are a strong hand and would beat my measely aces up any day of the week, but am just wondering how many posts does it take to get a straight flush?
steel wheels
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There is more to poker than life
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scottyses
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Join Date: Nov 2004
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8 billion and 2 posts to be exact
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The only losing session is the one you learned nothing from.
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steelwheel
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Straight
Join Date: Dec 2004
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whoa that would take a while to accomplish!
steel wheels
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There is more to poker than life
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Humphrind
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4-of-a-Kind
Join Date: May 2004
Location: Kansas City
Posts: 1,887
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but am just wondering how many posts does it take to get a straight flush?
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Xianti won't tell us. He didn't even tell us the requirements for 4OAK until Fnord got it. I'm getting close to quads. But I can only take a guess how much straight flush will take. Or if ryoal flush is seperate from straight flush.\
By the way. I'm 3rd in posts.
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I don't know what they have to say
It makes no difference anyway.
Whatever it is...
I'm against it.
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mike4066
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4-of-a-Kind
Join Date: Dec 2003
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I don't want to think aobut how many posts I'd have if I didn't take
5 months off over the summer..
I quit poker cold turkey.. No poker, no FTR..
whew, I'm glad thats over with and I'm back on the bandwagon.
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elanto
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Full House
Join Date: Oct 2004
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Ok im full house right now, and Hump is also full house that means I have a looooong way to go before I can see that beautiful 4 of a kind on top of my name
-anto
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<dwarfman> No I had sex for the first time on 23rd March 2005 at 11.56pm.
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Ok im full house right now, and Hump is also full house that means I have a looooong way to go before I can see that beautiful 4 of a kind on top of my name
-anto |
Don't even get started on straight flush. FNORD doesn't even have that yet.
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Xianti
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Administrator
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Originally Posted by Humphrind
Or if ryoal flush is seperate from straight flush.
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Yes. They're separate.
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DaNutsInYoEye
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4-of-a-Kind
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Just eat a lot of junk food and sit on yout butt playing poker all day with no exercise and you will have boobs soon enough.
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Why did I assume you were speaking from personal experience?
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TheXianti: (Triptanes) why are you not a thinking person?
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elanto
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Full House
Join Date: Oct 2004
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Originally Posted by Humphrind
Or if ryoal flush is seperate from straight flush.
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Yes. They're separate. |
Damm their separate!??!?!.. ok so i guess str8 flush is at 5k and royal flush is at 10k..am i right xianti?
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<dwarfman> No I had sex for the first time on 23rd March 2005 at 11.56pm.
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Just eat a lot of junk food and sit on yout butt playing poker all day with no exercise and you will have boobs soon enough.
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Why did I assume you were speaking from personal experience? |
Because he was speaking from personal experience?
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whileone
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Flush
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{Locked}
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Sykedupp
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Flush
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Vancouver, BC, Canada
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174th... in one and a half years... At this rate, by the time hell freezes over, I might hit the top 150.
-Chris
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Originally Posted by soupie
That is the beauty of poker, it doesnt matter how they play, you can always devise the perfect defense and counterpunch hard.
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bigred
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PROFESSIONAL TROLL
Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: Nest of Douchebags
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Good bump
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LOL OPERATIONS
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grnydrowave2
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Full House
Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: Showin' mah Pokemans
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Please let this thread die
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<SrslySirius> Hal Lubarsky, my nemesis.
<SaltLick> are you seriously losing to a blind guy
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Miffed22001
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Straight Flush
Join Date: Jun 2005
Location: Marry Me Cheryl!!!
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na, lets keep it up
i reckon someone should bump the very first community thread
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Galapogos
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4-of-a-Kind
Join Date: Jun 2005
Location: The Loser's Lounge
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Wow, this site was a lot less funny back in the day wasn't it?
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Originally Posted by sauce123
I don't get why you insist on stacking off with like jack high all the time.
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Sykedupp
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Flush
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Vancouver, BC, Canada
Posts: 550
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Yep... Esp. me
-Chris
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Originally Posted by soupie
That is the beauty of poker, it doesnt matter how they play, you can always devise the perfect defense and counterpunch hard.
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a500lbgorilla
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JESUS TAKE THE KEYBOARD
Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: This room is a good place to be
Posts: 8,379
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i wonder what i am
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Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
Precisely.
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bigred
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PROFESSIONAL TROLL
Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: Nest of Douchebags
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i wonder what i am
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Which bathroom do you go into?
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