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Old 04-15-2005, 03:42 PM     Post subject: Webgem of the day. #1 (permalink)  
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http://douweosinga.com/projects/googletalk

You enter in a phrase and it adds a few words after it according to some complex google search.

Well, whatever it does, it make funnies.

Michael Jackson is a pedophile.
The Olsen Twins are now legal in the US and Canada.
Brad Pitt is a good actor but he's not a monkey.
Kirstie Alley is a big girl.
Britney Spears is a pop star who has been charged with murder in Brazil.
Paris Hilton is a regular friggin Mother Teresa.
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I hate you because you are a woman.
My favorite sexual position is next door.
Subway Jared is a fucktool.
I was in bed and I was awakened by a loud noise from the rear.
Kevin Federline is a man with a mission baby, you know it.
I sleep with animals and those who have not heard the gospel.
Lindsay Lohan needs to get a life and get a grip.
Tara Reid's boobs are all droopy.
Adolf hitler is a fictional character in the Star Wars universe
President Bush is a Liar, He's NOT selling out?
Today I will look at the fruits of The Spirit of the West Indies
He gave her a sexually transmitted disease
The New York Yankees are the most successful and innovative companies.
It burns when I Pee? Don't you wanna be my lover, you gotta get with my friends.
This message board is for the discussion of the proposed changes to the near term outlook.
Two plus two is four.

I may spend more time here then on the Virtual Bartender.

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Old 04-15-2005, 04:57 PM #2 (permalink)  
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Thanks for filling the rest of my day...

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The best poker hand wins the pot. the pot is then covered with a layer of white chocolate mousse.

Party poker is rigged for sure. there is no end to the Carnage in the United States and Canada,

The virtual bartender is at your own Risk By USING the gopher protocol.

Whee....

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Old 04-15-2005, 05:46 PM #3 (permalink)  
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my monkey likes to eat bananas and drink orange juice. and water.

i play poker because I have no life

people play poker because they can cause the uterus to contract and expel the pregnancy. This method of abortion is a civil rights Issue.

the meaning of life is to enjoy it.

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Old 04-15-2005, 07:00 PM #4 (permalink)  
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Old 04-15-2005, 08:39 PM #5 (permalink)  
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I got married because…. I had a HAMMER and I’d hammer out love between My brothers and sisters children

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Video games are…. violent, and Abusive Behavior. is not a good idea.

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Old 04-15-2005, 09:12 PM #6 (permalink)  
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Old 04-15-2005, 10:22 PM #7 (permalink)  
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Old 04-15-2005, 10:58 PM #8 (permalink)  
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i put up with this because... I don t want to Be a Christian in the military.
TylerK: its just gambling if i want to worry about money i'll go to work lol
 
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Old 04-15-2005, 11:01 PM #9 (permalink)  
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Ooh. It gave me Frontline Assembly lyrics or something.
tylerk... is the sky is falling Down is a configurable Subsystem block
TylerK: its just gambling if i want to worry about money i'll go to work lol
 
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Old 04-15-2005, 11:03 PM #10 (permalink)  
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Why is it important... to use a condom? only once. and that was a crazy game of poker
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Old 04-15-2005, 11:15 PM #11 (permalink)  
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Why is it important... to use a condom? only once. and that was a crazy game of poker
Hahahaha!

There's a big life lesson in there somewhere.

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Old 04-15-2005, 11:36 PM #12 (permalink)  
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Ooh. It gave me Frontline Assembly lyrics or something.
tylerk... is the sky is falling Down is a configurable Subsystem block
The fewer number of words you put in, the more it relies on the remaining words. So after it processed "tylerk", the next string it used was just "is" ... which results in more random crap.

I think.
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Old 04-15-2005, 11:38 PM #13 (permalink)  
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boobies make me want to be a FORENSIC scientist.
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Old 04-16-2005, 12:54 AM #14 (permalink)  
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boobies make me want to be a FORENSIC scientist.
Yup, GoogleTalk is a pervert.

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Old 04-16-2005, 03:34 AM #15 (permalink)  
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texas hold 'em is a game of skill, and strategy, that is delivered through a small, tube in your back or neck

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Old 04-16-2005, 05:09 AM #16 (permalink)  
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texas hold 'em is a game of skill, and strategy, that is delivered through a small, tube in your back or neck
Awesome. Direct injection.
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Old 04-16-2005, 07:04 PM #17 (permalink)  
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My aces usually... win. Great to see you Again
TylerK: its just gambling if i want to worry about money i'll go to work lol
 
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Old 04-17-2005, 05:58 AM #18 (permalink)  
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Old 04-17-2005, 06:43 AM #19 (permalink)  
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Old 06-18-2005, 09:27 AM #20 (permalink)  
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poker is good for you. as it was for me! I had to learn to live with it.

Michael1123 is so SEXY I m too.

George W. Bush is a big government conservative. This reinforces my belief that I am not a Muslim.


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Old 06-18-2005, 02:47 PM #21 (permalink)  
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I am teh shoal. Teh shoal. Teh shoal. I am teh shoal. Teh shoal. pwz. I am teh shoal. Teh shoal.

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Old 06-18-2005, 06:08 PM #25 (permalink)  
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