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Post subject: The Weapons Game - Discussion Thread
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Rilla, I can't figure out why an astronaut defeats a fireman. Is it the lack of oxygen in space that kills him? Does that specific astronaut have a thing against shirtless firemen? Or is it a gay Billy Joel "We Didn't Start the Fire" reference?
Second, Sandstorm, what do you mean by more motivations? Do you mean captions?
Lastly, Jessica Alba in a bikini defeats Jessica Alba in F4? I don't get it, but I like it anyway. Yums.
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a500lbgorilla
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I was looking at the childhood dreamjobs end, astronauts are cooler than firefighters.
also, obv alba at the beach trumps alba in a movie. I dont see how it requires any explanation.
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Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
Precisely.
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it looks like the firman is posing to attract sexual partners-->nothi9ng is better than being an asstronaut for attracting partners
that is how i saw it
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Protect dog
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richard simmons beats alba because he is hotter
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LOL OPERATIONS
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Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
Precisely.
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BennyLaRue
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Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla
also, obv alba at the beach trumps alba in a movie. I dont see how it requires any explanation.
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Oh, so my "An Alba divided against itself cannot stand" is wrongo? I would have also gone in a "An Alba fight between a clothed Alba and a near-naked and greasy Alba will result in near-naked Alba winning as hand holds will be hard to come by" direction.
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a500lbgorilla
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sure both would work superbly, i just dont think we need to venture any farther than alba in her natural element of the beach is better than alba as a fish out of water on the set of a big budget movie
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Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
Precisely.
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ppl need to rehost their pics, it takes like 15 second on tinypic and it's only a matter of time til that thread makes zero sense.
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but it will be funnier.
sorry bout it, I'll re-host on tinypic from here on out.
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The older I get, the more I start wondering; Just what in the hell is going on here? 
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BennyLaRue
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Originally Posted by BennyLaRue
An Alba fight between a clothed Alba and a near-naked and greasy Alba will result in near-naked Alba winning as hand holds will be hard to come by
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Let's just revisit this for a second, shall we?
sigh
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Using Chuck Norris as a weapon against Richard Simmons is like
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ya ug blew the chuck norris load a bit early. Forced us to drop Bruce Lee already!
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Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
Precisely.
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there are some really cool one's
big ups to OP for the Houdini punch, which, in my mind is stronger than a Falcon punch.
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Also, Bruce Lee is such a bad ass, that is all
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UG
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yeah my bad guys
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comb the desert wins thread
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Originally Posted by wufwugy
comb the desert wins thread
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no post r better than barry sanders
and ff2 back attack second winner of thread
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i thought fat guy eating burger was an awesome attack
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Girlfriend: Why are the werewolves more important than living life?!
Girlfriend: Are you on the forums doing the werewolves again?
Girlfriend: Soo... you forgot to run that errand, but you had time to werewolf? Wtf?
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lol at nobody knowing wat i r referncing. wufpwnt
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LIES! I get that and I'm Canadian. As Gavin won't defeat Arnold so much as take over his job, I call a technical foul.
Rilla, take the line for one, Bucketshot.
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Sandstorm, you crazy Swede, what the hell does "more motivations" mean?
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sum total of Santa's suprised and the 8 presents you get as a reward - once.
I remember it vividly too. Well played, lukie
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Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
Precisely.
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UG
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btw I guess I went with Chuck Norris because I wanted to totally obliterate Richard Simmons (second time we saw that same pic). Like, make him not exist. Still too early for Chuck, though.
Thanks for the props on the combing the desert...it was one of my favorite scenes from probably my favorite movie as a kid.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MtkK3eijBso
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Steve Austins last match was against The Rock. The Rock won.
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Girlfriend: Why are the werewolves more important than living life?!
Girlfriend: Are you on the forums doing the werewolves again?
Girlfriend: Soo... you forgot to run that errand, but you had time to werewolf? Wtf?
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why do i get the impression that OP thinks black dudes can't swim
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I think my red ribbon hard more merrit vs black guy than swimming pool.
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Girlfriend: Why are the werewolves more important than living life?!
Girlfriend: Are you on the forums doing the werewolves again?
Girlfriend: Soo... you forgot to run that errand, but you had time to werewolf? Wtf?
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why is a half naked chick in a thong flipping the camera off the weapon versus the "hello evreeeeyyy baaaahhhdddyyy" doctor on the simpsons?
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The older I get, the more I start wondering; Just what in the hell is going on here?
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Originally Posted by BankItDrew
I think my red ribbon hard more merrit vs black guy than swimming pool.
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no way, the swimming pool is an epic win vs the black guy
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UG
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surviva316,
Your addition to the Weapons Game absolutely sucked. I just thought I'd share that.
Also, your attempt at "teh funny" in the "Post a picture of yourself" thread failed miserably, too. Please get better at posting.
Thanks,
UG
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surviva316,
Your addition to the Weapons Game absolutely sucked. I just thought I'd share that.
Also, your attempt at "teh funny" in the "Post a picture of yourself" thread failed miserably, too. Please get better at posting.
Thanks,
UG
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is it possible to tilt in the commune?
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I just wanted to share singing vaginas.  |
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I saw both posts by surviva316 but did not notice that they were done by the same poster, until now.
I remember thinking that they were both quite retarded.
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Girlfriend: Why are the werewolves more important than living life?!
Girlfriend: Are you on the forums doing the werewolves again?
Girlfriend: Soo... you forgot to run that errand, but you had time to werewolf? Wtf?
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UG
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stop fcking up our Weapons Game, surviva316
this
does not beat this
I deleted your post, even though I'm not supposed to do that. quit fcking up our game.
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i am like a thousand and three percent sure it does. i'm pretty sure you just don't know what that's a picture of
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I just wanted to share singing vaginas. |
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explain please, and I will reconsider
so many ways you can go with a treadmill, but you chose the one thing that I (and probably a lot of other people) don't know shit about. gg.
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i am like a thousand and three percent sure it does. i'm pretty sure you just don't know what that's a picture of
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qft. how can anyone who knows what it is think it didnt beat that?
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But no, jkds is lolvillager and anyone who wants to string him up is sighbad.
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UG
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freaking what is it? again, explain please!
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its called the insanoflex from the "Aqua teen hunger force" movie.
in a nutshell...... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7vgGo5oQb8k
wont really be funny and will be totally out of context if you've never seen the movie or show though.
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But no, jkds is lolvillager and anyone who wants to string him up is sighbad.
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insane-o-flex. aqua teen hunger force the movie. exercise machine that attempts to take over the world. also turns carl from fat slop into like 500 lbs of pure muscle
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I just wanted to share singing vaginas. |
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UG
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ok, sounds good to me
I still have no idea wtf you're talking about but go ahead and repost it, you have my blessing!
lol at all of this
p.s. if you hadn't posted two retarded things before that I would have ignored it.
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to be fair the show does cater to a college/young adult demographic, but in context it is probably survia's 2nd awesome pic, giving a record of 2 good : 2 bad.
ps: survia my post pwned urs by like 2seconds whad up?
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But no, jkds is lolvillager and anyone who wants to string him up is sighbad.
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Yeah, with motivations I mean captions. Explanations.
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>3
this is my favourite part of the post
it looks like angry boobs
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And after reading this thread, we NEED MORE CAPTIONS and explanations to as wtf you guys are thinking! 
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>3
this is my favourite part of the post
it looks like angry boobs
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And also I realize that "motivations" is not the word I look for. It should probably be "justification". Damn Swedes and their silly language. It's kinda the same word in swedish.
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>3
this is my favourite part of the post
it looks like angry boobs
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Why was everyone being so hard on surviva? His pic of the chick with the frying pan was meh but so are like 90% of the posts in that thread. And his fat chick was genuinely funny. The third has been resolved.
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I don't get why you insist on stacking off with like jack high all the time.
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just as a friendly reminder, will, you should probably delete your cookies before your gf/mom sees that you were searching prostitutes in google images
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just a reminder, we don't live at home
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Weapons game is great.
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sandstorm i dont get the rps pic against winston churchill and fdr.
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