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Reidak
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09-14-2007, 10:19 PM
Post subject: wash yo ass - nsfw?
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Flush
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I can see this thread, if it delivers, probably becoming nsfw at some point.
Anyways, the scenario was me and some guys from my university were exchanging stories before a lecture starts. The theme was sex horror stories. Buddy tells us about how 'he knew a guy' that went down on a girl, and apparently her bum was, well, pretty nasty. Apparently she didnt wash it too well.
So a guy singles himself out by saying "wait, so you guys actually put your hand in your ass and wash it?" We all look at him. I started laughing first.
I never knew there were people who didnt wash their asses. I thought everyone knew that it was necessary to get in there with some soap and friction and clean that badboy out. So Im suggesting, possibly for my masters thesis; who here at ftr doesnt wash their ass? And why not?
And why do all my posts relate to something below the belt?
And I really want to hear from spoon on this one.
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DaNutsInYoEye
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I'm pretty anal about having a clean ass. When I take a shit and I'm at home I almost always take a shower afterwards.
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Zee Devee
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I guess I'm not as clean as Dnuts, but I scrub it out whenever I shower- its part of the routine. I just don't make a special trip just for it.
Unless I eat some nasty stuff so I have like explosive diarreha or something and I just feel horrible.
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bigred
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Originally Posted by DaNutsInYoEye
I'm pretty anal about having a clean ass. When I take a shit and I'm at home I almost always take a shower afterwards.
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everytime? Do you have it setup where you take your daily poo when you wake up then hop in the shower?
Baby wipes/damp toilet paper ftw!
p.s. jishu I love your posts, they always make me laugh.
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Reidak
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thanks boost
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bode
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Originally Posted by DaNutsInYoEye
I'm pretty anal about having a clean ass. When I take a shit and I'm at home I almost always take a shower afterwards.
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qft. i usually drop a duece in the morning when i wake up so i can shower afterwards.
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i use toilet paper
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i use toilet paper
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wash yo ass
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Baby wipes if there's any question or issue. And no, I don't have kids.
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Originally Posted by givememyleg
i use toilet paper
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wash yo ass |
Did you know white people don't use washcloths? Pubic hair all over the soap, what happens when I wanna warsh my face, or my feets?
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pubic hair - solved
facewash - use facewash
feet - well, i dont have a problem with feet
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Originally Posted by Zee Devee
I guess I'm not as clean as Dnuts, but I scrub it out whenever I shower- its part of the routine. I just don't make a special trip just for it.
Unless I eat some nasty stuff so I have like explosive diarreha or something and I just feel horrible.
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Originally Posted by DaNutsInYoEye
I'm pretty anal about having a clean ass. When I take a shit and I'm at home I almost always take a shower afterwards.
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qft. i usually drop a duece in the morning when i wake up so i can shower afterwards. |
same here, if not Itry to grab some moist wipes or wet papertowels.
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givememyleg
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wash this ass
umm, very very nsfw
there jish, happy?
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pubic hair - solved
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all? thats a little extreme...
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Originally Posted by givememyleg
i use toilet paper
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wash yo ass |
Did you know white people don't use washcloths? Pubic hair all over the soap, what happens when I wanna warsh my face, or my feets? |
so this was from Chappelle show but not even Renton caught it, wtf?
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Reidak
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pubic hair - solved
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all? thats a little extreme... |
I forgot the hidden forest. GG.
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