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Warpe
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01-22-2007, 04:01 AM
Post subject: Warpe's thread of nonsense
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WildBobAA
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lukie removed it, not sure why
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Xianti
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He didn't tell me why and the thread is sitting in the Recycle Bin.
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gabe
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he must have had good reason..
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Galapogos
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Maybe Lukie's become some sort of paranoid recluse?
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Originally Posted by sauce123
I don't get why you insist on stacking off with like jack high all the time.
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"it's a long story"
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Why poker fucks with our heads: it's the master that beats you for bringing in the paper, then gives you a milkbone for peeing on the carpet.
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bigred
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Originally Posted by courtiebee
"it's a long, stupid story"
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LOL OPERATIONS
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Renton
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too much about his awesome poker game was revealed within those scrolls
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I think he quit poker because every time he plays 10/20 it puts him on monkey tilt because he can't win a flip to save his life.
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Poker is freedom
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jyms
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Wow, now we need to start a new thread, wonder what we should call it. If we don't have a place to post our random crap, it will spill over into the other forums and all over the internet in general. Whatever shall we do? See I'm rambling already and have nowhere to go to write down the drivel.
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Pelion
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Warpes thread of randomness ftw
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gabe: Ive dropped almost 100k in the past 35 days.
bigspenda73: But how much did you win?
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zook
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This is off to a good start. Just change the title Warpe.
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gabe
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gl with your new thread warpe!
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bode
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just tell lukie to quit being such a bitch. there is absolutely no excuse to end a 30 page thread of amazingness.
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eeevees are not monies yet...they are like baby monies.
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bigred
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I want my own thread
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LOL OPERATIONS
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cool title
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Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
Precisely.
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Warpe
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Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla
cool title
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fixed
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bigred
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111111!!!
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LOL OPERATIONS
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JESUS TAKE THE KEYBOARD
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an oldie but a goodie
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Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
Precisely.
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swiggidy
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Originally Posted by bigred
I want my own thread 
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If you send me $500 I can send you important information to help get you started on your endeavor.
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Where is the nonsense? Warpe you better get somethin rollin in here soooooooon.
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bigspenda73
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Fcuk yall for not puting anyhting in here toinght. Im fucknin hamrered. Too mcuh Jack i guess. 3 bitches i called tonight and not 1 fuckin response. Fuch this hsit Im passnign out.
FTR FTWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
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Originally Posted by swiggidy
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Originally Posted by bigred
I want my own thread 
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If you send me $500 I can send you important information to help get you started on your endeavor.
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O RLY?
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LOL OPERATIONS
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uscheese
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Originally Posted by bigspenda73
Fcuk yall for not puting anyhting in here toinght. Im fucknin hamrered. Too mcuh Jack i guess. 3 bitches i called tonight and not 1 fuckin response. Fuch this hsit Im passnign out.
FTR FTWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
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Nice one!
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Warpe
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Watch "Stephen's Balls for Kids"...on gambling
http://www.comedycentral.com/shows/t...rt/index.jhtml
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jyms
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"You'll learn a lot about subtraction" LOL
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swiggidy
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Originally Posted by bigred
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Originally Posted by swiggidy
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Originally Posted by bigred
I want my own thread 
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If you send me $500 I can send you important information to help get you started on your endeavor.
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O RLY?
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Hurry supplies are limited and going fast
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bigred
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Originally Posted by swiggidy
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Originally Posted by bigred
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Originally Posted by swiggidy
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Originally Posted by bigred
I want my own thread 
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If you send me $500 I can send you important information to help get you started on your endeavor.
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O RLY?
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Hurry supplies are limited and going fast
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ZOMG WHERE DO I SEND MY MONIEZ?
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LOL OPERATIONS
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Warpe
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Originally Posted by bigred
I want my own thread 
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You already have one:
http://www.flopturnriver.com/phpBB2/...hlight=bigreds
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Originally Posted by Warpe
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Warpe, why am I not popular like you?
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LOL OPERATIONS
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Because you're a nincompoop.
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nincompoop.
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LOL!!
wiki
[edit] Noun
Singular
nincompoop
Plural
nincompoops
nincompoop (plural nincompoops)
A silly or foolish person.
1905: Baroness Emmuska Orczy, The Scarlet Pimpernel [1]
No wonder that Chauvelin's spies had failed to detect, in the apparently brainless nincompoop, the man whose reckless daring and resourceful ingenuity had baffled the keenest French spies...
keenest FRENCH spies... isn't this an oxy moron?
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3 3 3 I'm only half evil.
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more like keenest freedom spies
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PSU Class of 2011 weeeeeeee!
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bigred
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Because you're a nincompoop.
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I want a divorce.
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LOL OPERATIONS
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Lukie
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Originally Posted by Bode-ist
just tell lukie to quit being such a bitch. there is absolutely no excuse to end a 30 page thread of amazingness.
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Let's just say that I had high expectations when I opened this thread. No disrespect to warpe, but it's just not of the same quality as we're used to. I might bring the thread out of retirement, we'll see. It's sitting unhappily in the recycle bin at the moment.
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Originally Posted by Lukie
Let's just say that I had high expectations when I opened this thread. No disrespect to warpe, but it's just not of the same quality as we're used to. I might bring the thread out of retirement, we'll see. It's sitting unhappily in the recycle bin at the moment.
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How is it going to get to 30 pages overnight. Geesh...
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hey warpe,
your thread isnt starting off too well since you dont write dumb stories like lukie. im here to add some content.
i just found this picture:

the guy on the left is who busted me. im trying to organize a hit on him.
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Jesus Quintana: Let me tell you something, pendejo. You pull any of your crazy shit with us, you flash a piece out on the lanes, I'll take it away from you, stick it up your ass and pull the fucking trigger 'til it goes "click."
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Lukie
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Originally Posted by gabe
hey warpe,
your thread isnt starting off too well since you dont write dumb stories like lukie. im here to add some content.
i just found this picture:
the guy on the left is who busted me. im trying to organize a hit on him.
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don't bother, he had a heart attack the other day
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Worst sound in the world:
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Story:
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bode
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Originally Posted by Lukie
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Originally Posted by Bode-ist
just tell lukie to quit being such a bitch. there is absolutely no excuse to end a 30 page thread of amazingness.
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Let's just say that I had high expectations when I opened this thread. No disrespect to warpe, but it's just not of the same quality as we're used to. I might bring the thread out of retirement, we'll see. It's sitting unhappily in the recycle bin at the moment.
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I CANT STAND SUSPENSE!!!!!!11!!!1!!!!!1ON3E
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eeevees are not monies yet...they are like baby monies.
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Warpe
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Originally Posted by Lukie
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Originally Posted by Bode-ist
just tell lukie to quit being such a bitch. there is absolutely no excuse to end a 30 page thread of amazingness.
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Let's just say that I had high expectations when I opened this thread. No disrespect to warpe, but it's just not of the same quality as we're used to. I might bring the thread out of retirement, we'll see. It's sitting unhappily in the recycle bin at the moment.
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This started as a WTF happened to Lukie's thread thread. We're still waiting for your explanation of why you trashed it.
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You know what this thread needs? More cowbell!!
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Playing live . . . thanks alot Bin Laden.
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I've got a FEVER and the only cure is MORE COWBELL
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i have a 3 hr lab tomorrow (friday) from 2:30 - 5:15 and i already want to just not go to it.
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Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
Precisely.
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UG
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blasphemy
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You know what this thread needs? More cowbell!!

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do they have this on youtube?
great thread warpe
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Protect dog
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YAY DRI"NKING!!!!! I am sooooo not going to class tomorrow. I suck though. No hot chicks for me tonight. Maybe tomorrow.
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swiggidy
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What about hot squirrells?

Sure she could use some sun, but she's kinda cute.
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Warpe
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