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sprocketdog
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03-19-2010, 12:23 AM
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One Pair
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Download nothing from this forum hoooraaaayyyy
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Penneywize
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Full House
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ban imo
it's obvious the site will use referrals to boost income, and I've got no problem with it
I let them get my rakeback on my many little micro mtts for a few years before I realized it, no big deal though, 1) I like FTR and 2) it was like 100$ tops over that time, my fault for not being educated
bfd and gtfo
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donkbee
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WELP
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Location: so close but so far
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I was gonna ban him but now I'm curious why he's so mad
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Fnord
Why poker fucks with our heads: it's the master that beats you for bringing in the paper, then gives you a milkbone for peeing on the carpet.
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sprocketdog
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One Pair
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My boyfriend asked me how many penises i could fit in my mouth
he said 2, i said more
i won
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Penneywize
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Full House
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I thought prize pools were forfeited if we didn't play in them...? The sites that offer them are trying to drum up action, since to play in these tournaments you have to sign up on their site and in some cases even make a deposit. At least this is my understanding. Sounds mutually beneficial imo
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donkbee
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WELP
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Location: so close but so far
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So what happened? There was a freeroll and then it was cancelled?
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Fnord
Why poker fucks with our heads: it's the master that beats you for bringing in the paper, then gives you a milkbone for peeing on the carpet.
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Micro2Macro
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Moderator
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"Once we reach a certain level of mastery, we see there are higher levels and challenges. If we are disciplined and patient, we proceed. At each higher level, new pleasures and insights await us--ones not even suspected when we started out. We can take this as far as we want--in any human activity there is always a higher level to which we can aspire."
Check out my blog here!
"You are a degenerate Gaam-balur"
http://www.philgalfond.com/lets-make-some-changes/
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sprocketdog
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One Pair
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Does anyone ever get that feeling that something just needs to go in their ass?
And I'm talking about a big something.
Anyone?
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Jack Sawyer
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4-of-a-Kind
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hey sprocketdog, get the fuck out of this forum.
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My dream... is to fly... over the rainbow... so high...
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VHS is like a book and a book is like a stack of kindles.
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Hey, I'm in a movie!
http://youtu.be/lGdnIrRKDTI
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dthorne04
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Flush
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Jack Sawyer
hey sprocketdog, get the fuck out of this forum.
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this.
no trolls allowed.
except for wufwugy.
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wufwugy
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4-of-a-Kind
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JKDS
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Full House
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who cares, you suck at poker anyway
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Quote:
Originally Posted by OngBonga
But no, jkds is lolvillager and anyone who wants to string him up is sighbad.
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sprocketdog
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One Pair
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So I was trying to do that trick where you surgically remove your rib-cage so you can s your own d (wink wink) and it turns out that blowing yourself is no where near as important as maintaining the delicate and protective structure of your chest cavity.
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wufwugy
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4-of-a-Kind
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Quote:
Originally Posted by dthorne04
this.
no trolls allowed.
except for wufwugy.
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BooG690
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Quote:
Originally Posted by sprocketdog
Hey, Jack you go ahead and ban me. Your a weak excuse.
Hide behind your cheating friends, steal some more and sleep good.
You dont want intelligent players here, anyways. Too hard to steal from.
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*Sleep well
Dude, if you're gonna troll and claim to be intelligent, please step your grammar game up.
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That's how winners play; we convince the other guy he's making all the right moves.
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sprocketdog
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One Pair
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You know what I like more than blowing old dudes? Nothing. What do you like more than oral sex with geriatrics?
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Micro2Macro
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Moderator
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"Once we reach a certain level of mastery, we see there are higher levels and challenges. If we are disciplined and patient, we proceed. At each higher level, new pleasures and insights await us--ones not even suspected when we started out. We can take this as far as we want--in any human activity there is always a higher level to which we can aspire."
Check out my blog here!
"You are a degenerate Gaam-balur"
http://www.philgalfond.com/lets-make-some-changes/
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sprocketdog
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One Pair
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Mmmmm dude balls. Does anyone know bigred's phone numbra? Numbra is douchebag speak for number. You probably understand.
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givememyleg
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WHO YA GONNA CALL?!??
Administrator
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ok so, what happened or do you wanna keep whining?
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Get your own badge! Click profile at the top and FTR Badge from the left nav.
"The Dragon in My Garage" by Carl Sagan
I say onto you, I've felt the dragon! I felt the touch of his tail, the breath of his fire, and I know without a shadow of a doubt that the dragon exists!
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Warpe
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wow, the whiny freetrollers are revoltin'
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givememyleg
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WHO YA GONNA CALL?!??
Administrator
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Location: ISHPERMING MISHIGEN
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Quote:
Originally Posted by sprocketdog
WRONG, those funds are alloted to forum, and when games are not played
the funds go into their account, thats why its stealing, promoting game with no intent of playing and then keeping money
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if you're referring to some event with $x added or some freeroll, when it is canceled ftr does not make any money from it. all of that comes straight out of ftr's pocket, so if it doesn't run for some reason, we just don't pay anything.
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Get your own badge! Click profile at the top and FTR Badge from the left nav.
"The Dragon in My Garage" by Carl Sagan
I say onto you, I've felt the dragon! I felt the touch of his tail, the breath of his fire, and I know without a shadow of a doubt that the dragon exists!
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Warpe
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effed up
yeah, some people apparently plan their days around these
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sprocketdog
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One Pair
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You need to post an explaination about why Cerus network freeroll, did not go off as scheduled. Thats all, I have witnessed at least 2 other instances of failure to run promoted games.
I now question the integrity of this forum. As it is obvious that it was deliberate.
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wufwugy
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4-of-a-Kind
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Micro2Macro
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Moderator
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Quote:
Originally Posted by sprocketdog
You need to post an explaination about why Cerus network freeroll, did not go off as scheduled. Thats all, I have witnessed at least 2 other instances of failure to run promoted games.
I now question the integrity of this forum. As it is obvious that it was deliberate.
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lol integrity
yeah cuz, they are really obligated to host a tournament for you that doesn't even have an entry fee.
please see my previous post, the 'cool story bro' pic.
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"Once we reach a certain level of mastery, we see there are higher levels and challenges. If we are disciplined and patient, we proceed. At each higher level, new pleasures and insights await us--ones not even suspected when we started out. We can take this as far as we want--in any human activity there is always a higher level to which we can aspire."
Check out my blog here!
"You are a degenerate Gaam-balur"
http://www.philgalfond.com/lets-make-some-changes/
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sprocketdog
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One Pair
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So your saying that Cerus allows you to schedule events, just in case you may feel like running them or not. Thats even more sad.
I'll take it up with them then too.
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BankItDrew
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4-of-a-Kind
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LMFAO This guy is so dumb.
I love the pics in this thread...
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Girlfriend: Why are the werewolves more important than living life?!
Girlfriend: Are you on the forums doing the werewolves again?
Girlfriend: Soo... you forgot to run that errand, but you had time to werewolf? Wtf?
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Jack Sawyer
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4-of-a-Kind
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Wufwugy, what's the name of the chick in your sig?
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My dream... is to fly... over the rainbow... so high...
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VHS is like a book and a book is like a stack of kindles.
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Hey, I'm in a movie!
http://youtu.be/lGdnIrRKDTI
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wufwugy
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4-of-a-Kind
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No clue
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Stacks
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4-of-a-Kind
Join Date: Jan 2008
Location: Im opedipus bitch, the original balla.
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I iz playing in the $2100 tournies son.... But why iz da freerolls not working?
^^^^ Does not compute.
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sprocketdog
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One Pair
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As a player here for over 6 years I feel I had earned a certain amount of respect. And I have been shown so by AP many times. This site is a mainstay in my computer. As my deposits, referalls and even cashouts has proven.
NOW I HAVE A PROBLEM, There is an affiliate of yours called FTR Flop Turn RiverYou continue to allow them to schedule tournaments, that they have no intension of playing. They promote several freerolls and use them to gain downloaders affilated to their
site with no intension of playing them.
I was told this by a moderator, Givememyleg
" if you're referring to some event with $x added or some freeroll, when it is canceled ftr does not make any money from it. all of that comes straight out of ftr's pocket, so if it doesn't run for some reason, we just don't pay anything."
As these games are prescheduled by you, it makes it look like you are assisting this.
FTR's excuse doesnt adress the benifits they get through rakes and affilations, for a promotion they never inteneded to run.
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a500lbgorilla
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JESUS TAKE THE KEYBOARD
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sprocketdog I value your opinion.
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Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
Precisely.
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JKDS
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Full House
Join Date: Feb 2008
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Quote:
Originally Posted by sprocketdog
As a player here for over 6 years I feel I had earned a certain amount of respect. And I have been shown so by AP many times. This site is a mainstay in my computer. As my deposits, referalls and even cashouts has proven.
NOW I HAVE A PROBLEM, There is an affiliate of yours called FTR Flop Turn RiverYou continue to allow them to schedule tournaments, that they have no intension of playing. They promote several freerolls and use them to gain downloaders affilated to their
site with no intension of playing them.
I was told this by a moderator, Givememyleg
" if you're referring to some event with $x added or some freeroll, when it is canceled ftr does not make any money from it. all of that comes straight out of ftr's pocket, so if it doesn't run for some reason, we just don't pay anything."
As these games are prescheduled by you, it makes it look like you are assisting this.
FTR's excuse doesnt adress the benifits they get through rakes and affilations, for a promotion they never inteneded to run.
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How come you spelled referrals, affiliated, doesn't, benefits, intended, and intention wrong in an email to a company? Are you uneducated?
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Quote:
Originally Posted by OngBonga
But no, jkds is lolvillager and anyone who wants to string him up is sighbad.
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Micro2Macro
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Moderator
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I think he's a communist.
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"Once we reach a certain level of mastery, we see there are higher levels and challenges. If we are disciplined and patient, we proceed. At each higher level, new pleasures and insights await us--ones not even suspected when we started out. We can take this as far as we want--in any human activity there is always a higher level to which we can aspire."
Check out my blog here!
"You are a degenerate Gaam-balur"
http://www.philgalfond.com/lets-make-some-changes/
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sprocketdog
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One Pair
Join Date: Dec 2008
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So weak. You can't hide behind my mispelled word and grammer,
You have no legs to stand on with this. Thats all you've got.
SO SAD, You must have loved George Bush.Typical Lying, cheating
change the subject, bullshit.
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Micro2Macro
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Moderator
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I am Canadian, sir.
no need to get defensive about my accusation 
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"Once we reach a certain level of mastery, we see there are higher levels and challenges. If we are disciplined and patient, we proceed. At each higher level, new pleasures and insights await us--ones not even suspected when we started out. We can take this as far as we want--in any human activity there is always a higher level to which we can aspire."
Check out my blog here!
"You are a degenerate Gaam-balur"
http://www.philgalfond.com/lets-make-some-changes/
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sprocketdog
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One Pair
Join Date: Dec 2008
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Sorry for that, being canadian, that is. Suprised you were able to spot errors. Must be the one genius Canadian.
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Micro2Macro
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Moderator
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Quote:
Originally Posted by sprocketdog
Sorry for that, being canadian, that is. Suprised you were able to spot errors. Must be the one genius Canadian.
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hu4rollz?
also racist ban imo
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"Once we reach a certain level of mastery, we see there are higher levels and challenges. If we are disciplined and patient, we proceed. At each higher level, new pleasures and insights await us--ones not even suspected when we started out. We can take this as far as we want--in any human activity there is always a higher level to which we can aspire."
Check out my blog here!
"You are a degenerate Gaam-balur"
http://www.philgalfond.com/lets-make-some-changes/
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sprocketdog
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One Pair
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Is Canadian a race?
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badgers
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4-of-a-Kind
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Grammar
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3k post - Return of the blog!
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Micro2Macro
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Moderator
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is hu4rollz something you missed in my previous post?
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"Once we reach a certain level of mastery, we see there are higher levels and challenges. If we are disciplined and patient, we proceed. At each higher level, new pleasures and insights await us--ones not even suspected when we started out. We can take this as far as we want--in any human activity there is always a higher level to which we can aspire."
Check out my blog here!
"You are a degenerate Gaam-balur"
http://www.philgalfond.com/lets-make-some-changes/
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sprocketdog
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One Pair
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I dont want your bank, your entertainment value is worth so much more.
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dthorne04
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Flush
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Typical bitch reponse imo
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vqc
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Straight Flush
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Quote:
Originally Posted by sprocketdog
So weak. You can't hide behind my mispelled word and grammer,
You have no legs to stand on with this. Thats all you've got.
SO SAD, You must have loved George Bush.Typical Lying, cheating
change the subject, bullshit.
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im with sproockat on this one. hiding behind grammer is so non-seqweeter.
this entire poker website is a giant rip off, JUST LIKE george bush's presidency.
hitler.
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Penneywize
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Full House
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Quote:
Originally Posted by sprocketdog
Mmmmm dude balls. Does anyone know bigred's phone numbra? Numbra is douchebag speak for number. You probably understand.
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My favourite of the ninja-edited posts imo
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tpb221
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3-of-a-Kind
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Wow, I just wasted 5minutes of my life that I will never get back. TY
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speedcake
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Flush
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me 2.
I am sorry.
now gtfo and gfy
wuff, please post in every thread on FTR so that your new sig cannot be missed. Oh....My.....God.....Ass.....NomNomNomNom
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your banner burned here
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Stacks
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4-of-a-Kind
Join Date: Jan 2008
Location: Im opedipus bitch, the original balla.
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Sprocketdog, how fucking stupid can you be? FTR is fronting the money for the added freerolls, so broke as bitches such as yourself can play and hope to win that coveted $10 so you can then sit at 25nl and lose it to... idk... M2M. Just because you aren't a valued member of this site, or society you piece of shit, you receive no passwords, and therefore will not play. If there isn't enough individuals to play in the tourney, then it stands to reason it will be forfeited, and the money returned to FTRs account. Please, stfu.
**disclaimer: if for some reason I have misunderstood the situation, then by all means I am 100% on your side sprocketdog. I've always felt that gorilla guy was a bit of a con-artist.
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Lucothefish
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Full House
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I've just seen this thread, I got 2/3 of the way down before I knew wtf was goin on
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<@d0zer> how will you learn if I don't berate you harshly?
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dranger7070
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4-of-a-Kind
Join Date: Oct 2008
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lol 5 spades
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