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Old 10-30-2007, 12:45 PM     Post subject: WAKE UP FTR! #1 (permalink)  
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Damn, where is everyone this week?

Lets liven things up a bit... if you could go back in time for 24 hours, what time would you go back to and why? No going back to last week to buy a lottery ticket etc etc..

I would personally go back to 1966 so I could be at Wembley for the world cup final.
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Old 10-30-2007, 01:01 PM     Post subject: Re: WAKE UP FTR! #2 (permalink)  
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Damn, where is everyone this week?

Lets liven things up a bit... if you could go back in time for 24 hours, what time would you go back to and why? No going back to last week to buy a lottery ticket etc etc..

I would personally go back to 1966 so I could be at Wembley for the world cup final.
Wait a minute. I'm only allowed to go back 24 hours and you are allowed to go back 41 years? What a gyp. :P
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Old 10-30-2007, 01:03 PM     Post subject: Re: WAKE UP FTR! #3 (permalink)  
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Damn, where is everyone this week?

Lets liven things up a bit... if you could go back in time for 24 hours, what time would you go back to and why? No going back to last week to buy a lottery ticket etc etc..

I would personally go back to 1966 so I could be at Wembley for the world cup final.
Wait a minute. I'm only allowed to go back 24 hours and you are allowed to go back 41 years? What a gyp. :P
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Old 10-30-2007, 01:04 PM #4 (permalink)  
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Old 10-30-2007, 01:12 PM     Post subject: Re: WAKE UP FTR! #5 (permalink)  
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I would personally go back to 1966 so I could be at Wembley for the world cup final.
i'd be next to you cheering on West Ham, sorry, England
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Old 10-30-2007, 01:16 PM     Post subject: Re: WAKE UP FTR! #6 (permalink)  
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I would personally go back to 1966 so I could be at Wembley for the world cup final.
i'd be next to you cheering on West Ham, sorry, England
Damn straight!

Are you watching Carlton Cole vs Coventry tonight?

Edit: how did you end up being a Hammer living in SW?
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Old 10-30-2007, 01:36 PM #7 (permalink)  
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Eh I become a hammer while being born and living in Dublin
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 certainly am. missus is away, so i've got beer, football and MTT action. happy days.

Yeah i'm the lone Hammer round my way. My old mans from Stepney so i had no choice....all my mates are either QPR or Chelsea(scum).

We should win tonight, but you never know with West ham!
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Old 10-30-2007, 01:41 PM #9 (permalink)  
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Wow there's alot of hammers on here!

Whatever happens tonight you know we won't do it the easy way!
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Old 10-30-2007, 06:50 PM #10 (permalink)  
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Old 10-30-2007, 07:10 PM #11 (permalink)  
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Old 10-30-2007, 07:14 PM #12 (permalink)  
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Old 10-30-2007, 07:38 PM #13 (permalink)  
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Old 10-30-2007, 09:49 PM #15 (permalink)  
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We should win tonight, but you never know with West ham!
We were awful. Dunno how we won that! And more injuries wheeeeeeeeee!!
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Old 10-30-2007, 09:57 PM #16 (permalink)  
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We should win tonight, but you never know with West ham!
We were awful. Dunno how we won that! And more injuries wheeeeeeeeee!!
Another Hammer?

Well, how the fap we won that game I'll never know... but the first 45 minutes we didnt have a chance thanks to some awful refereeing
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Old 10-30-2007, 11:04 PM #17 (permalink)  
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Old 10-31-2007, 12:09 AM #18 (permalink)  
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i'd go back to a time when we didn't suck at football, maybe the 1973 sugar bowl
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Old 10-31-2007, 01:35 AM #19 (permalink)  
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Old 10-31-2007, 02:24 AM #21 (permalink)  
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lol. i thought you meant you could go back 24 hours. and i would say, "yes, i was getting laid and i am married...so we know that isnt going to happen again until the kids go to bed next monday night."

but, i would go back to my college years (early '90s). girls werent doing each other and shit back then. at least, not the hot ones. i would have scored so much more often....and it would have been so much less expensive.
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Old 10-31-2007, 06:46 AM #22 (permalink)  
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 Any time when I was between ages 17-21, and kick the shit out of myself.

Honestly, though, if given the option to go back in time, I don't think I would. My life and who I am is good, and it's looking to get much, much better in the future. It's almost as if I've luckboxed life, and I wouldn't wanna alter what got me here.
 
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Old 10-31-2007, 12:41 PM #23 (permalink)  
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We should win tonight, but you never know with West ham!
We were awful. Dunno how we won that! And more injuries wheeeeeeeeee!!
Another Hammer?

Well, how the fap we won that game I'll never know... but the first 45 minutes we didnt have a chance thanks to some awful refereeing
god knows how we won. ah well, we're through thats the main thing. I hope Spurs win tonight so we can get them in the next round. but then again we're playing as shit as they are.........

good night all round for me though. West Ham won, I won a few Sn'Gs, got pissed and miracously was only 1hr late for work...bit of hangover now but who cares?
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didnt get to see the match.

i only have 4 channels on my TV

read up on the match, heard we sucked, i shrugged!!!

Man i really wish redknapp hadnt of left us/sacked etc

BTW i think we shoudl create a westham football thread lol
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Old 10-31-2007, 01:37 PM #25 (permalink)  
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Well to sum it up for you Goat.....

The first half wasnothing but failed long ball attempts and some awfull refereeing (IMO Coventry should have been down to 10 men).

Then in the 2nd half we had an absolute shambles of a squad due to further injuries, we actually had 3 RBs on the pitch at once!!

This is how bad the squad was:

--------------------Wright-----------------------
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Neil---Gabbidon----Upson---McCartney
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----------------Bowyer--Spector---------------
Pantsil-------------------------------Etherington
-----------------Cole----BoaMorte----------------
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Old 10-31-2007, 02:06 PM #26 (permalink)  
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 Hammers thread indeed!

Infact they've got a casino at Upton Park now i think....

maybe one day we could have a FTR day out of watching West Ham followed by poker in the Hammers Casino!
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Treatment room needs an extension building.

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FWIW I always watch the Hammers scores because I DEANO (I'm a Crewe fan and he was amazing for us!)
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FWIW I always watch the Hammers scores because I DEANO (I'm a Crewe fan and he was amazing for us!)
I've got a soft spot for Crewe. My missus is from round there (though i've managed to drag her to the bright lights of London) and they always seem to produce great players..shame they can't keep them though

Poor old Deano...everytime he gets going he seems to get injured again.
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Old 10-31-2007, 03:22 PM #30 (permalink)  
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This is why I'm glad Green hasnt been called up to the England squad.... International call-ups are the kiss of death for our playerd
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what's a hammer?
what is world cup?
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