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01-18-2009, 12:45 AM
Post subject: Vince from the Sham-Wow commercials...
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Flush
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Is the greatest infomercial talent ever. I was channel surfing and caught him on Telemundo, that bad ass was doing the commercial in Spanish. Wasn't that ungodly Charleton Heston dubbed voise but Vince throwing it down.
Man is a bad muther...
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kb coolman
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I imagine that dude has made that pitch at least 2 million times over the years at state fairs.
And he still annoys the hell outta me.
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Squeaky_Midget1
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Straight
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Was he still wearing that lame headset?
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lame? LAME!!
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Chelle
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SHAM-WOW!
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Originally Posted by bigspenda73
I'm scared of IRC, everytime I go in there Chelle tells me she's going to fuck my dad in the ass.
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UG
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I want to buy one.
My wife thinks we have one already because her parents bought her some towel from Germany...It's nothing even close to the SHAM-WOW!
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vaks
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mmmm
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bode
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got some shamwows for christmas from my wife and she didn't even have to order them in the next 15 minutes to get the extra set for free!
true story.
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eeevees are not monies yet...they are like baby monies.
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Illfavor
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His name is Vince Offer. He was obv. destined to be a douche.
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Ich grolle nicht...
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flomo
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Originally Posted by UG
I want to buy one.
My wife thinks we have one already because her parents bought her some towel from Germany...It's nothing even close to the SHAM-WOW!
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YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!
thanks to infomercials and heavy drinking, i khave been a proud owner of Monsters of Rap for 10 years
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drmcboy
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DrButtInski
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Originally Posted by bode
got some shamwows.
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Illfavor
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6l2Cs...eature=related
Mays wins, imo.
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Ich grolle nicht...
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UG
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flomo my homo love for you is almost as great as my homo love for bigred
almost
EDIT: in a not sort of gay way yeah
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WildBobAA
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Originally Posted by bode
got some shamwows for christmas from my wife and she didn't even have to order them in the next 15 minutes to get the extra set for free!
true story.
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How are they?
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Anybody get that razor sharpener thing? I swear I want to get that as the money the wife and daughter spend on razors is insane.
And the guy on the sonic ear one needs to bitch slap that wife of his.
"Does that have to be so loud?!"
SLAP. "Yea, it does. So I can hear it. Any other questions bitch?"
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You are an FTR station-pwn'ing badass motherf**ker. You have no pansyass, girly-girl, crybaby fears. Pwn the f**king stations like you know you ought to. And win some damn money, dammit.
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Deuce Blue
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Originally Posted by UG
I want to buy one.
My wife thinks we have one already because her parents bought her some towel from Germany...It's nothing even close to the SHAM-WOW!
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Tell the wife not to be fooled by imitators.
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You are an FTR station-pwn'ing badass motherf**ker. You have no pansyass, girly-girl, crybaby fears. Pwn the f**king stations like you know you ought to. And win some damn money, dammit.
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flomo
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Originally Posted by UG
flomo my homo love for you is almost as great as my homo love for bigred
almost
EDIT: in a not sort of gay way yeah
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i understand the bigred thing(i'm only a bigred wannabe)
my non homo love is for lukie 
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bode
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Originally Posted by bode
got some shamwows.
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Originally Posted by bode
got some shamwows for christmas from my wife and she didn't even have to order them in the next 15 minutes to get the extra set for free!
true story.
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How are they? |
they deliver obviously. the only thing i've done with them is dried up a huge puddle of water i spilled all over my kitchen floor (on purpose), but it soaked it up like no other.
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eeevees are not monies yet...they are like baby monies.
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a hot damn mess
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My mom got my dad a set of sham wows for christmas.
lol poor bastard asked for them.
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I damage threads that may actually benefit some posters
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wufwugy
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where r that picture of guy orgasming while buying a shamwow
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WHO YA GONNA CALL?!??
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am i the only one who doesnt know wtf a sham-wow is?
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Originally Posted by givememyleg
am i the only one who doesnt know wtf a sham-wow is?
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Probably. Spend less time outdoors, watch more TV.
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Originally Posted by sauce123
I don't get why you insist on stacking off with like jack high all the time.
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kb coolman
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Originally Posted by givememyleg
am i the only one who doesnt know wtf a sham-wow is?
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Probably. Spend less time outdoors, watch more TV. |
Win, and LOL. I can end my day on a good laugh.
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flomo
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Originally Posted by givememyleg
am i the only one who doesnt know wtf a sham-wow is?
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i feel young again
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Silly String
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Vince is such a freaking liar. He told me I could only buy this on TV and I just walked past a display of them at my local CVS store. That liar screwed me on the shipping too. I'll never buy from him again.
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Playing live . . . thanks alot Bin Laden.
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givememyleg
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so it's a towel?
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BennyLaRue
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Originally Posted by givememyleg
so it's a towel?
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Is a Ferrari just a car, dude? Is Megan Fox just a chick?
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givememyleg
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yes
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BennyLaRue
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Ok, so, ya, it's a towel.
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WildBobAA
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Originally Posted by Silly String
Vince is such a freaking liar. He told me I could only buy this on TV and I just walked past a display of them at my local CVS store. That liar screwed me on the shipping too. I'll never buy from him again.
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BEWARE OF SHAM-WOW IMITATORS
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