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Old 12-11-2009, 08:55 AM     Post subject: Van wont start. Duck egg dilemma. #1 (permalink)  
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Tried to start my van half hour ago, The battery isnt up to the task this crisp morning.Im supposed to be at a health and safety meeting, with free bacon sandwiches and coffee.

So I walked to shops and bought some duck eggs instead. Never cooked duck eggs before.

Im starving, how long do they take to boil ?

Or are they nice fried, Im quite starving.
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Old 12-11-2009, 10:56 AM #2 (permalink)  
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Best thread ever?

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Old 12-11-2009, 11:54 AM #4 (permalink)  
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I tried a bacon omlette , killed my hunger.

weathers warmed up now.

Ill `try the van, I feel good Kamra.

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where do you live that you can buy duck eggs?
 
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where do you live that you can buy duck eggs?
Where do you live you can't?
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why is there intrest in my duck eggs and no one helps me with my van ?
 
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Old 12-12-2009, 02:18 PM #10 (permalink)  
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Simple. You already had a solution to your Van problem. You asked for a solution to your "Duck egg dilemma".

Is the van still not starting? (4 cereal)
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