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will641
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05-09-2008, 06:09 AM
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does anyone just click on random words and see what funny you can find? you gotta figure there are people just cranking out words all day.
Cleveland Brown - A girl with a super hot body, but with an ugly face. As compared to the Cleveland Brown's uniform: Great uniform, ugly helmet.
Cincinnati bow tie - Everything is backwards in Cincinatti... This sexual gesture involves the male subject to be "titty fucking" the female subject backwards. The female's view now reveals the male's rear end and right below it, his scrotum in the shape of a bow-tie, right where a bow-tie would normally rest.
Cleveland Steamer - Also known as the Pasadena mudslide, California hot plate, or simply the "steamer", this term commonly involves some variation on the act of defecating on a chest of a lover as a means of revenge.
Alabama Hot Pocket - the art of seperating the vagina lips and taking a shat inside (and possibly having sex with it afterwards)
Boston Pancake - When a lover defecates on another lovers chest. WITH PERMISSION. Then pats down the feces with his buttox to make it into a flat surface. Then the man ejaculates on the feces which acts as the syrup.
Houdini - As a man reaches climax whilst in the "doggie style" position, the man pulls out and spits on their partner's back, fooling them into thinking that he has ejaculated, however, when their partner turns around, the man lets loose his baby yoghurt in his partner's face.
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05-09-2008, 07:18 AM
Post subject: Re: urban dictionary
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Houdini - As a man reaches climax whilst in the "doggie style" position, the man pulls out and spits on their partner's back, fooling them into thinking that he has ejaculated, however, when their partner turns around, the man lets loose his baby yoghurt in his partner's face.
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We call that the 'Spiderman' in the UK, for obvious reasons.
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bode
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idk if youve ever listened to Bob and Tom before, but they have a song dedicated to just this topic.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L_DEp1lz0CM
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eeevees are not monies yet...they are like baby monies.
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gabe
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05-09-2008, 11:37 AM
Post subject: Re: urban dictionary
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Originally Posted by will641
Houdini - As a man reaches climax whilst in the "doggie style" position, the man pulls out and spits on their partner's back, fooling them into thinking that he has ejaculated, however, when their partner turns around, the man lets loose his baby yoghurt in his partner's face.
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We call that the 'Spiderman' in the UK, for obvious reasons. |
with the spiderman you gotta bust in your hand, and when they turn around you throw it in their face (the same hand motion spiderman uses when throwing his web) and yell "SPIDERMAN"
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bode
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05-09-2008, 12:14 PM
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Originally Posted by dwarfman
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Originally Posted by will641
Houdini - As a man reaches climax whilst in the "doggie style" position, the man pulls out and spits on their partner's back, fooling them into thinking that he has ejaculated, however, when their partner turns around, the man lets loose his baby yoghurt in his partner's face.
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We call that the 'Spiderman' in the UK, for obvious reasons. |
with the spiderman you gotta bust in your hand, and when they turn around you throw it in their face (the same hand motion spiderman uses when throwing his web) and yell "SPIDERMAN" |
yeah, thats what i thought too. the houdini is also called the phantom though.
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look up plumpkin
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the definitions are great and all, but the sentences that use the words are fucking golden a lot of the time and make me laugh.
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bode
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look up plumpkin
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isnt it blumpkin?
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http://www.flopturnriver.com/phpBB2/...88.html#625860
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will641
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Originally Posted by swiggidy
http://www.flopturnriver.com/phpBB2/forum/what-the-hell-does-x-mean-t65588.html#625860
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thats hilarious.
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my buddy made up the "hungry seagull"
it's when your getting a girl from behind and just when you're about to pull out to bust on her back and she turns around, you hit her in the face with french fries
LOL
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check out wufwugy next time youre on
still dont know who made that one up
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bode
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1. wufwugy 2 up, 1 down (G's up, Ho's down imo)
the thick, cheese/peanut-buttery like secretion that forms on the scrotum after it has rested against a pair of sweaty legs all day long
"Whoa, nigga, you better go wash your shit cause you smell nothin but the wufwugy."
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