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Old 06-03-2005, 10:59 PM     Post subject: Unofficial FTR Movie Quotes Thread #1 (permalink)  
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Ok, here's the game...Try to stump everyone by posting the most obscure movie quotes you can remember.

GOOD EXAMPLES:

"Now clean it up, you spolied Guinea brat!"

"I read about them in 'Forbes'."

"I am but a shadowy reflection of you..."


OK EXAMPLES:

"Leave the gun; take the canoli."

"I negotiate multi-million deals for breakfast; I think I can handle this Eurotrash."

"Oh, my friends, I am so pleased you are not dead!"

BAD EXAMPLES:

"I'll make him an offer he can't refuse."

"Yippy-ki-yay, motherf***er!"

"Snakes...why'd it have to be snakes?"

OK? So...GO!
"We thought you was a toad!"
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Old 06-03-2005, 11:09 PM #2 (permalink)  
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Bet you won't get this one:

'Back to you, fuckers!'
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Old 06-03-2005, 11:12 PM #3 (permalink)  
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Old 06-03-2005, 11:15 PM #4 (permalink)  
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Bet you won't get this one:

'Back to you, fuckers!'
The Wall?
"We thought you was a toad!"
-- O Brother Where Art Thou?
 
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Old 06-03-2005, 11:17 PM #5 (permalink)  
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GOD Almighty.. dwarf, thats like.. nope.. don't know. God!
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Old 06-03-2005, 11:22 PM #6 (permalink)  
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Bet you won't get this one:

'Back to you, fuckers!'
The Wall?
Wrong.

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GOD Almighty.. dwarf, thats like.. nope.. don't know. God!
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Old 06-03-2005, 11:33 PM #7 (permalink)  
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Old 06-03-2005, 11:44 PM #8 (permalink)  
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"I haven't been fucked like that since gradeschool."

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Fightclub.

Come on, Rilla...you can do better than that!
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Old 06-03-2005, 11:45 PM #9 (permalink)  
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I just wanted to start off with a good one.

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You mean the revolver, sir?
Precisely.
 
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Old 06-03-2005, 11:46 PM #10 (permalink)  
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"There's a lot of statues in Europe you haven't bought yet."
"You can't blame me. They've been making statues for some two thousand years, and I've only been collecting for five. "

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Old 06-03-2005, 11:52 PM #11 (permalink)  
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"There's a lot of statues in Europe you haven't bought yet."
"You can't blame me. They've been making statues for some two thousand years, and I've only been collecting for five. "

-'rilla
ooh...now that's a good one! It sounds familiar... 'Citizen Kane'?
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Old 06-03-2005, 11:58 PM #12 (permalink)  
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Correct! Uh, lemme see if I can squeeze another out.

"Let me tell you something my friend. Hope is a dangerous thing. Hope can drive a man insane."

And if you need another hint. Below:

The funny thing is: on the outside, I was an honest man straight as an arrow. I had to come to prison to be a crook.

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Old 06-04-2005, 12:04 AM #13 (permalink)  
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I think that Shawshank Redmption , but not positive!!





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Old 06-04-2005, 12:07 AM #14 (permalink)  
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"Let me tell you something my friend. Hope is a dangerous thing. Hope can drive a man insane."
You didn't need a hint for this one at all. Its the first one I knew immediately outside of ones in the first post.

The Shawshank Redeption

edit: stolen from me while I was typing!!!
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Old 06-04-2005, 12:10 AM #15 (permalink)  
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"You "heroes" killed a dozen people this week. What are you going to do next week?"
"Kill a dozen more."

Last one for now.

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Old 06-04-2005, 12:53 AM #16 (permalink)  
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"Pussys don't like dicks, because pussys get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes. Assholes who just wanna shit all over everything. Pussys think they can deal with an asshole their way, but the only thing that can fuck an asshole is a dick. With some balls.. The problem with dicks, is that sometimes they fuck to much, or fuck when it isn't approiate. And it takes pussys to show them that. But sometimes, pussys become so full of shit that they become assholes themselves, because pussys are only an inch and a half away from assholes. I don't know much in this crazy crazy world, but I do know, if you don't let us fuck this asshole, we're going to have all our dicks and our pussys all covered in shit."

Easy one.. but I just wanted to type it
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Old 06-04-2005, 01:00 AM #17 (permalink)  
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"Pussys don't like dicks, because pussys get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes. Assholes who just wanna shit all over everything. Pussys think they can deal with an asshole their way, but the only thing that can fuck an asshole is a dick. With some balls.. The problem with dicks, is that sometimes they fuck to much, or fuck when it isn't approiate. And it takes pussys to show them that. But sometimes, pussys become so full of shit that they become assholes themselves, because pussys are only an inch and a half away from assholes. I don't know much in this crazy crazy world, but I do know, if you don't let us fuck this asshole, we're going to have all our dicks and our pussys all covered in shit."

Easy one.. but I just wanted to type it
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Old 06-04-2005, 01:13 AM #18 (permalink)  
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Old 06-04-2005, 01:23 AM #19 (permalink)  
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Wait, so is it supposed to be obscure quotes from well-known movies, or just quotes from semi-obscure movies?
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Old 06-04-2005, 01:31 AM #20 (permalink)  
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Wait, so is it supposed to be obscure quotes from well-known movies, or just quotes from semi-obscure movies?
either one will do.
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Old 06-04-2005, 01:34 AM #21 (permalink)  
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Caine and Hackman in the same movie together! This is my thesis, man, this is my closing arguments! I can stop watching TV!!!

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Old 06-04-2005, 01:34 AM #22 (permalink)  
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Quote:
Originally Posted by dwarfman
Bet you won't get this one:

'Back to you, fuckers!'
Bruce Almighty

Quote:
Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla
"You "heroes" killed a dozen people this week. What are you going to do next week?"
"Kill a dozen more."

Last one for now.

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"I'm hungry. You hungry? Let's go get a taco."
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Old 06-04-2005, 01:40 AM #23 (permalink)  
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Old 06-04-2005, 01:58 AM #24 (permalink)  
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Old 06-04-2005, 02:12 AM #26 (permalink)  
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"Like a blind man in an orgy, I was going to have to feel things out"
Naked Gun ???


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Old 06-04-2005, 03:33 AM #27 (permalink)  
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Caine and Hackman in the same movie together! This is my thesis, man, this is my closing arguments! I can stop watching TV!!!
hey sed, isn't that PCU?? what a great flick, jeremy piven, the 36 yr old college student.

how about this one:

"Orange whip?...orange whip?...THREE ORANGE WHIPS!!"
"But they were suited?!?! You idiot!!"
 
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Old 06-04-2005, 03:39 AM #28 (permalink)  
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Probably easy, but I wanted to type it out too.

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Old 06-04-2005, 04:11 AM #29 (permalink)  
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Real easy but...

"You cock juggling thunder cunt"

and next the not so easy...

"Just remember who your brothers are. The Brothers!"

Better hint:
"You ever shoot at firemen? Put your mouth on the curb. Now say godnight!"
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Old 06-04-2005, 04:20 AM #30 (permalink)  
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Real easy but...

"You cock juggling thunder cunt"

and next the not so easy...

"Just remember who your brothers are. The Brothers!"

Better hint:
"You ever shoot at firemen? Put your mouth on the curb. Now say godnight!"
The second one is American History X

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Old 06-04-2005, 04:23 AM #31 (permalink)  
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Real easy but...

"You cock juggling thunder cunt"

and next the not so easy...

"Just remember who your brothers are. The Brothers!"

Better hint:
"You ever shoot at firemen? Put your mouth on the curb. Now say godnight!"
The second one is American History X
Did u need the second hint? Because if not...Gold Star for u
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Old 06-04-2005, 04:46 AM #32 (permalink)  
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"Pussys don't like dicks, because pussys get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes. Assholes who just wanna shit all over everything. Pussys think they can deal with an asshole their way, but the only thing that can fuck an asshole is a dick. With some balls.. The problem with dicks, is that sometimes they fuck to much, or fuck when it isn't approiate. And it takes pussys to show them that. But sometimes, pussys become so full of shit that they become assholes themselves, because pussys are only an inch and a half away from assholes. I don't know much in this crazy crazy world, but I do know, if you don't let us fuck this asshole, we're going to have all our dicks and our pussys all covered in shit."

Easy one.. but I just wanted to type it
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person a: Basiclly the rule of thumb here is…

person b: Wait, rule of thumb? In the early 1900’s it was legal for men to beat their wives, as long as they used a stick no wider than their thumb.

person a: Can’t do much damage with that then can we? Perhaps it shoulda’ been the rule of wrist.
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person a: Basiclly the rule of thumb here is…

person b: Wait, rule of thumb? In the early 1900’s it was legal for men to beat their wives, as long as they used a stick no wider than their thumb.

person a: Can’t do much damage with that then can we? Perhaps it shoulda’ been the rule of wrist.
Ask Boon on this one...
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These are your last words, so make them a prayer.
Now, dicks have drive, and clarity of vision, but they are not clever. They smell pussy and they want a piece of the action. And, you thought you smelled some good ol' pussy. And, have brought your two little mincey faggot balls along for a good ol' time. But, you've got your parties muddled up. There's no pussy here, just a dose that'll make you wish you were born a woman. Like a prick, you are having second thoughts. You're shrinking . . . and your two little balls are shrinking with ya. And, the fact that you've got "replica" written down the side of your guns. And, the fact that I've got "Desert Eagle point 5 0" written on the side of mine, should precipitate your balls into shrinking, along with your presence. Now . . . fu** off."
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Snatch, great quote



How about these?

"My attorney understands this concept, despite his racial handicap"


This one is a little harder

Person A
No! No! Don't touch it. That's a very important work of art. What the
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who can get the most points for selling magazines.
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TOO EASY!

Dr. Strangelove
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"My advice to you is to start drinking heavily."
"Better listen to him. He's pre-med."

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"My advice to you is to start drinking heavily."
"Better listen to him. He's pre-med."

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person a: Basiclly the rule of thumb here is…

person b: Wait, rule of thumb? In the early 1900’s it was legal for men to beat their wives, as long as they used a stick no wider than their thumb.

person a: Can’t do much damage with that then can we? Perhaps it shoulda’ been the rule of wrist.
Better ask boon on this one...
im sure he would agree that its an awesome movie
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Person A: "My brothers gonna kill us. He's gonna kill us, he's gonna kill you, then he's gonna kill me, he's gonna kill us."

Person B: "Hey man, just be glad I had fast reflexes."

Person A: "My brothers gonna shit."

Person B: "Ugh! make up your mind dude, is he gonna shit, or is he gonna kill us?"

Person A: "First he's gonna shit, then he's gonna kill us."
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Person A: "My brothers gonna kill us. He's gonna kill us, he's gonna kill you, then he's gonna kill me, he's gonna kill us."

Person B: "Hey man, just be glad I had fast reflexes."

Person A: "My brothers gonna shit."

Person B: "Ugh! make up your mind dude, is he gonna shit, or is he gonna kill us?"

Person A: "First he's gonna shit, then he's gonna kill us."
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Seen this movie a little while ago Barfly.
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