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Old 08-10-2006, 05:34 PM     Post subject: umm, ZOMG MY 14 YR OLD COUSIN HAS BEEN USING MY ACCOUNT #1 (permalink)  
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Old 08-10-2006, 05:41 PM #2 (permalink)  
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Dirt throwing ghosts?!?!?!!? WE'RE DOOMED
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Old 08-10-2006, 05:44 PM #3 (permalink)  
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Old 08-10-2006, 05:55 PM #4 (permalink)  
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Old 08-10-2006, 05:56 PM #5 (permalink)  
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Old 08-10-2006, 06:19 PM #6 (permalink)  
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Old 08-10-2006, 06:29 PM #7 (permalink)  
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Dirt throwing ghosts?!?!?!!? WE'RE DOOMED
It's even worse. If you read carefully, the ghosts aren't just throwing any old dirt, they are throwing GHOST-DIRT. That's why there was no trace afterwards.
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Old 08-10-2006, 06:52 PM #8 (permalink)  
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Old 08-10-2006, 07:02 PM #9 (permalink)  
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Old 08-10-2006, 07:30 PM #10 (permalink)  
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Old 08-10-2006, 07:50 PM     Post subject: Re: Ouija #11 (permalink)  
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Old 08-10-2006, 07:52 PM     Post subject: Re: Ouija #12 (permalink)  
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...and then some birds shit on you.
haha that's what I was thinking when I read it too

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Old 08-10-2006, 08:36 PM #13 (permalink)  
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Why the fuck would wild forest ghosts be throwing invisible dirt at organic Ouija fags? Shouldn't they be haunting tree frogs or something?
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Old 08-11-2006, 02:13 AM #14 (permalink)  
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It wasn't ghosts guys. It was some 14 year-old girls that were mad these guys stole their slumber party activity ideas.


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Old 08-11-2006, 03:34 AM #15 (permalink)  
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No way.. 14 year-old girls can't throw ghost-dirt, we all know that!
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Old 08-11-2006, 04:17 AM #16 (permalink)  
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Hmm 14 yr old girls... now the conversation is getting hot...

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Old 08-11-2006, 04:23 AM #17 (permalink)  
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Old 08-11-2006, 04:33 AM #18 (permalink)  
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I saw some 14 y'old girls walking by today, and I said to myself: "they must have been pretty when they were younger.."
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Old 08-11-2006, 04:40 AM #19 (permalink)  
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You gotta be fuckin kiddin me if you're taking this as seriously as you seem to be
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Old 08-11-2006, 12:54 PM #20 (permalink)  
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I saw some 14 y'old girls walking by today, and I said to myself: "they must have been pretty when they were younger.."
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Old 08-11-2006, 01:16 PM     Post subject: Re: Ouija #21 (permalink)  
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Old 08-11-2006, 01:29 PM #22 (permalink)  
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Old 08-11-2006, 01:42 PM #23 (permalink)  
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I did one when i was young and afterwards the coin used went really really hot such that it left a mark on the desk where it had been left.

A friend of mine did one with his family and his sister freaked out afterwards. She said someone had thumped the headboard on her bed when she was alone in her room. She was crying her eyes out and extemely scared.

I don't believe anything paranormal happened in either occasion but i really cannot think of an explanation for a coin heating up for no apparent reason.
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Old 08-11-2006, 01:48 PM     Post subject: umm, ZOMG MY 14 YR OLD COUSIN HAS BEEN USING MY ACCOUNT #24 (permalink)  
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Old 08-11-2006, 01:49 PM #25 (permalink)  
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I don't believe anything paranormal happened in either occasion but i really cannot think of an explanation for a coin heating up for no apparent reason.
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Old 08-11-2006, 02:05 PM #26 (permalink)  
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Man, I asked for this. time to lay low for a while
We're still gonna need to see the video though..
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Old 08-11-2006, 03:57 PM #27 (permalink)  
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I think it woulda been way more interesting if your 14yo cousin had in fact been using your account.
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Old 08-11-2006, 09:05 PM #28 (permalink)  
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Old 08-12-2006, 12:30 AM #29 (permalink)  
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pantherhound, you gotta tell these stories more often.
Dude, this isn't a story, this is for real..


??question.. Pantherhound, if you went camping and woke up with some vaseline and a sore ass, would you tell anyone?
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Old 08-12-2006, 04:53 AM #30 (permalink)  
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I didn't read the story in great detail, but isn't that approximately what happened??
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Old 08-12-2006, 03:26 PM #32 (permalink)  
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Let's bring the discussion back to 14 yr olds girls.

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??question.. Pantherhound, if you went camping and woke up with some vaseline and a sore ass, would you tell anyone?
If not, let's go camping sometime.
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Old 08-12-2006, 08:36 PM #34 (permalink)  
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??question.. Pantherhound, if you went camping and woke up with some vaseline and a sore ass, would you tell anyone?
If not, let's go camping sometime.
oh man, u stole my thunder!!

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