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pantherhound
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08-10-2006, 05:34 PM
Post subject: umm, ZOMG MY 14 YR OLD COUSIN HAS BEEN USING MY ACCOUNT
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Flush
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no funny business
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bigred
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Dirt throwing ghosts?!?!?!!? WE'RE DOOMED
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jackvance
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Yeah I don't get what's so special here...
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bode
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i would have been more afraid of a stealth attack by 100 spears, 200 axes, and 250 horsies.
but thats just me.
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bigred
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Sock puppets scare me.
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Originally Posted by bigred
Dirt throwing ghosts?!?!?!!? WE'RE DOOMED
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It's even worse. If you read carefully, the ghosts aren't just throwing any old dirt, they are throwing GHOST-DIRT. That's why there was no trace afterwards.
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bigred
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WE ARE DOOMED
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givememyleg
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WHO YA GONNA CALL?!??
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wtf
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bigred
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Possible reenactment
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alias2211
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08-10-2006, 07:50 PM
Post subject: Re: Ouija
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Originally Posted by pantherhound
We were all getting drunk by the camp fire
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...and then some birds shit on you.
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jackvance
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08-10-2006, 07:52 PM
Post subject: Re: Ouija
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Originally Posted by alias2211
...and then some birds shit on you.
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haha that's what I was thinking when I read it too
and bigred, awesum picture
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Why the fuck would wild forest ghosts be throwing invisible dirt at organic Ouija fags? Shouldn't they be haunting tree frogs or something?
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It's not what's inside that counts. Have you seen what's inside?
Internal organs. And they're getting uglier by the minute.
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It wasn't ghosts guys. It was some 14 year-old girls that were mad these guys stole their slumber party activity ideas.
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I don't get why you insist on stacking off with like jack high all the time.
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jackvance
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No way.. 14 year-old girls can't throw ghost-dirt, we all know that!
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givememyleg
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Hmm 14 yr old girls... now the conversation is getting hot...
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pantherhound, you gotta tell these stories more often.
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jackvance
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I saw some 14 y'old girls walking by today, and I said to myself: "they must have been pretty when they were younger.."
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You gotta be fuckin kiddin me if you're taking this as seriously as you seem to be
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I only have 2 simple rules when I am coaching a new student.
Rule # 1: don't ask questions
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I have no interest in discussing strategy with a protege'. Your job is to remain quiet and listen. I have a very systematic approach that I will share with the right candidate and I promise that I will turn you into a force of nature and show you elements of the game of poker that you never knew existed.
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Originally Posted by jackvance
I saw some 14 y'old girls walking by today, and I said to myself: "they must have been pretty when they were younger.."
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If there's grass on the field...
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Originally Posted by spoonitnow
You gotta be fuckin kiddin me if you're taking this as seriously as you seem to be
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As serious as fat chick sex?
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Warpe
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08-11-2006, 01:16 PM
Post subject: Re: Ouija
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Originally Posted by pantherhound
There was this clearing in the woods with a flat stone about 3 foot high in the centre of a circle of stones.
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Druids, obv.
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arkana
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If you filmed it all where is the video?
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Toe
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I did one when i was young and afterwards the coin used went really really hot such that it left a mark on the desk where it had been left.
A friend of mine did one with his family and his sister freaked out afterwards. She said someone had thumped the headboard on her bed when she was alone in her room. She was crying her eyes out and extemely scared.
I don't believe anything paranormal happened in either occasion but i really cannot think of an explanation for a coin heating up for no apparent reason.
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pantherhound
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08-11-2006, 01:48 PM
Post subject: umm, ZOMG MY 14 YR OLD COUSIN HAS BEEN USING MY ACCOUNT
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Flush
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Man, I asked for this. time to lay low for a while
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bigred
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Originally Posted by Toe
I don't believe anything paranormal happened in either occasion but i really cannot think of an explanation for a coin heating up for no apparent reason.
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Your hotness?
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jackvance
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Originally Posted by pantherhound
Man, I asked for this.  time to lay low for a while
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We're still gonna need to see the video though..
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gutshot
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I think it woulda been way more interesting if your 14yo cousin had in fact been using your account.
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-jay
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Originally Posted by Xianti
pantherhound, you gotta tell these stories more often.
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mrhappy333
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Originally Posted by Xianti
pantherhound, you gotta tell these stories more often.
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Dude, this isn't a story, this is for real..
??question.. Pantherhound, if you went camping and woke up with some vaseline and a sore ass, would you tell anyone?
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3 3 3 I'm only half evil.
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Lukie
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I didn't read the story in great detail, but isn't that approximately what happened??
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Lukie
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by the way,
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givememyleg
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WHO YA GONNA CALL?!??
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Let's bring the discussion back to 14 yr olds girls.
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Originally Posted by mrhappy333
??question.. Pantherhound, if you went camping and woke up with some vaseline and a sore ass, would you tell anyone?
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If not, let's go camping sometime.
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-jay
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First thread Ive read in the community in a week or two and this thread is amazing... I laughed the entire time, good work guys.
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Originally Posted by mrhappy333
??question.. Pantherhound, if you went camping and woke up with some vaseline and a sore ass, would you tell anyone?
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If not, let's go camping sometime. 
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oh man, u stole my thunder!!
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3 3 3 I'm only half evil.
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