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Old 04-02-2006, 04:02 PM     Post subject: um wtf #1 (permalink)  
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Was daylight savings time last night?

seriosuly i wake up hung over and still stoned and it says 10:30 i come on my computer and it says 12. Im like i just spent 1:30 hours on the shitter? So i am still wondering do i have to change my alarm clock or did microsoft fuck with me on april fools.

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Old 04-02-2006, 05:21 PM #2 (permalink)  
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Yes. Daylight savings time happened.
 
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Old 04-02-2006, 05:44 PM #3 (permalink)  
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Old 04-02-2006, 05:45 PM #4 (permalink)  
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Old 04-02-2006, 06:54 PM #5 (permalink)  
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my mom was coming through town around 1. i get a call at 12 saying she was here and the place was a wreck and there were beer bottles everywhere and one of my roommate had a girl in his bed.

it got frantic
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Old 04-02-2006, 06:58 PM #6 (permalink)  
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my mom was coming through town around 1. i get a call at 12 saying she was here and the place was a wreck and there were beer bottles everywhere and one of my roommate had a girl in his bed.

it got frantic
Ill say, trip's mom showed up at my place last night and it was in a similar state of disorder.

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Old 04-02-2006, 07:35 PM #7 (permalink)  
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you found her? is she safe?
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Old 04-02-2006, 07:37 PM #8 (permalink)  
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you found her? is she safe?
Yah, i dunno. All she kept saying was stuff like "does this look contageous?"

I figured it was some sort of triptane humor.

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Old 04-02-2006, 07:44 PM #9 (permalink)  
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She's so silly, I keep on telling her it's spelled and pronounced 'contagious', but she won't listen. Tell her hi.
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Old 04-02-2006, 07:51 PM #10 (permalink)  
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She's so silly, I keep on telling her it's spelled and pronounced 'contagious', but she won't listen. Tell her hi.
She said you were a mistake. Which was really odd and totally unprompted as we were talking about the NCAA tourny at the time.

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Old 04-02-2006, 07:56 PM #11 (permalink)  
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this is an example of people holding a conversation on the boards so people can see how funny they are.
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Old 04-02-2006, 07:57 PM #12 (permalink)  
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Old 04-02-2006, 08:07 PM #13 (permalink)  
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Hey look, over there. The subject is changing!

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Old 04-02-2006, 08:32 PM #14 (permalink)  
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I didn't think its Bold to bang some chick with my bro. but i guess so... thats +EV in my book.
 
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Old 04-02-2006, 08:51 PM #15 (permalink)  
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http://www.newsday.com/news/local/wi...on-apnewjersey

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Daylight savings time means less sleep but more sunshine

April 1, 2006, 1:54 PM EST


WASHINGTON (AP) _ The good news is an extra hour of sunlight every day just as spring begins to bloom. And the bad news isn't that bad, just an hour's less sleep or a curtailed night of reverie.

Pushing the clock forward by 60 minutes during the wee hours of Sunday _ at 2 a.m. local time, officially _ signals daylight-saving time and, unofficially, an end to winter.

Residents of some parts of the country can ignore the changes. Daylight-saving time isn't observed in Arizona, Hawaii, Puerto Rico, the Virgin Islands, American Samoa, Guam and the Northern Marianas.

Daylight-saving time ends Oct. 29.

President Bush has signed a law changing the dates of daylight-saving time, effective in 2007. Then, daylight time will start three weeks earlier, March 11, and will end one week later, Nov. 4.
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Old 04-02-2006, 09:08 PM #16 (permalink)  
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Lukie is banned.

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Old 04-02-2006, 10:10 PM #17 (permalink)  
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ahh cmon I was just asking for tips for delivering the news.. aka being the paperboy or whatever
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Old 04-02-2006, 11:30 PM #18 (permalink)  
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Nope, you're banned.

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Old 04-02-2006, 11:40 PM #19 (permalink)  
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Old 04-02-2006, 11:52 PM #20 (permalink)  
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Alright, we'll put it to a vote.

Everyone who wants Lukie to be banned can transfer me $1 on Party and everyone who wants Lukie to stay can transfer me $1 on stars.

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Old 04-03-2006, 12:01 AM #21 (permalink)  
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u can't transfer <$50 on party ill chipdump to you on a private table though.
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