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View Poll Results: How to gamb0l?
flip again on another single game of blackjack 5 55.56%
play 50NL HU until $50 or busto 0 0%
halfstack two 25NL 6-max tables until $50 or busto 0 0%
4 10NL tables until $50 or busto 1 11.11%
bananas and blow 3 33.33%
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Old 09-19-2008, 02:58 AM     Post subject: Ultimate Bet just gave me another free $10 #1 (permalink)  
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We haven't seen you at the tables for a while, and we miss you! So, we've added $10 to your account to get you back to the tables

Use the free $10 to enter a tournament or hit our cash tables whenever you like. The money is waiting in your UB account and there is absolutely no catch.

Please note, your free cash must be used by September 29th or it will be returned to the card room for other players to enjoy. You can use the money at any UltimateBet table of your choice.

When you’re ready to make your next deposit, we offer several easy payment options to help you fund your UltimateBet account quickly and effortlessly.
I donked around at 10NL 6max & turned it into $20.

Then I took that $20 and put it all on a single game of blackjack & doubled it again.

...now the question is: what do I do with this $40, given that I can't withdraw less than $50.
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Old 09-19-2008, 03:12 AM #2 (permalink)  
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I voted for bananas for blow because I assumed that means "I'm going to suck dick for coke"

I would play 10PLO and 25PLO and run it up to $500 then cash out, but that's just me.
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I voted for bananas for blow because I assumed that means "I'm going to suck dick for coke"
It's actually a reference to a ween song, but I like the cut of yer jib.


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edit: run it up to $500?

You know how long that would require me using UB's shitty-ass software for?

yikes.
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Old 09-19-2008, 03:28 AM #4 (permalink)  
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results: I put $10 on a blackjack game planning to put $20 if I lost that.

Instead, I lost the $10, put the remaining $30 on a table. Got A6, stood on 17 and the dealer went BUSTO.

GREAT SUCCESS!!!11!!

I feel so good ripping off UB for $60.

Yeah they're crying fo sho
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edit: run it up to $500?

You know how long that would require me using UB's shitty-ass software for?

yikes.
I think it took me 2 months I guess. But was BR managing properly.

The correct response, buy-in for the min at 200NL. Do the min-buyin challenge until you run out of stakes.
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The correct response, buy-in for the min at 200NL. Do the min-buyin challenge until you run out of stakes.
Another excellent suggestion
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Old 09-19-2008, 03:42 AM #7 (permalink)  
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bananas n blow for sure...

5 for the awesome news


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They'll just wait for you to run it up then steal it back.
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They'll just wait for you to run it up then steal it back.
All the while collecting ridiculous BBJ rake
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