Uhh are these real...?

™ · 06-19-2006 11:59 PM

GenPets!

http://www.genpets.com/index.php

Taken from the site...
"Say Hello to the all New Genpets™ from Bio.Genica!
The Genpets™ are Pre-Packaged, Bioengineered pets implemented today!

That’s right, Genpets are not toys or robots. They are living, breathing genetic animals.

We use a process called "Zygote Micro Injection" which is quickly becoming a favourable method to combine DNA, or to insert certain proteins from different species. Most notably it was used in 1997 to splice mice with bioluminescent jellyfish (link) and has since been used to create glowing rabbits, pigs, fish, and monkeys (link). Since then, human DNA has been injected into rabbits, chimpanzees, spider DNA into sheep, and now, Genpets have arrived!

Read National Geographic's site for more information on human animal hybrids (link).

The Genpets™ come in 2 base configurations, a 1-year model, and 3-year model.

How do Genpets stay alive in the packages?
While the Genpets™ hang on retail shelves they are in a chemically induced type of hibernation controlled by a protein in the packages’ nutrient supply tubes. This was a natural trait found in many seasonal animals that would normally hibernate in colder northern climates that has been added to the Genpet line. This also ensures comfort for the Genpets™ while they are on store shelves.

What, and how do you feed a Genpet?
Bio-Genica, as well as retail partners, sell a special nutrient pack for the Genpets that need only be administered once per week.

Is bioengineering this far advanced?
In 2003 Human DNA was successfully combined with rabbit (and other animals), to create successful Chimera Hybrids. Read National Geographic for more information (link)."

uhhh..... ?

**jdubs** · 06-20-2006 12:38 AM

has to be a hoax...but it sure does look slick!!

**Harry** · 06-20-2006 01:44 AM

Nah its a joke, along the lines of bonsai kittens: www.bonsaikitten.com

**flomo** · 06-20-2006 02:48 AM

i thought there was going to be tits in here ----this sucks

**ItDepends** · 06-20-2006 03:34 AM

Originally Posted by flomo

i thought there was going to be tits in here ----this sucks

me too

**boost** · 06-20-2006 03:50 AM

Originally Posted by ItDepends

Originally Posted by flomo

i thought there was going to be tits in here ----this sucks

me too

me three.

**Phew72** · 06-23-2006 11:25 AM

Originally Posted by boostNslide

Originally Posted by ItDepends

Originally Posted by flomo

i thought there was going to be tits in here ----this sucks

me too

me three.

lol Me as well...
How shallow are we?

**jyms** · 06-23-2006 02:08 PM

feel better, I do. We don't need any tilt in the forums

And the topic still is applicable.

**givememyleg** · 06-23-2006 03:29 PM

Originally Posted by Trainer_jyms

feel better, I do. We don't need any tilt in the forums

And the topic still is applicable.

Disguisting....

**jyms** · 06-23-2006 04:27 PM

{NSFW}

http://www.leonardnimoyphotography.com/7bodybot.htm
NO, this is disgusting.

{NSFW - Lukie}

06-19-2006 11:59 PM #1
™ View Profile View Forum Posts Private Message Join Date Jan 2005 Posts 389 Location MA	Uhh are these real...? GenPets! http://www.genpets.com/index.php Taken from the site... "Say Hello to the all New Genpets™ from Bio.Genica! The Genpets™ are Pre-Packaged, Bioengineered pets implemented today! That’s right, Genpets are not toys or robots. They are living, breathing genetic animals. We use a process called "Zygote Micro Injection" which is quickly becoming a favourable method to combine DNA, or to insert certain proteins from different species. Most notably it was used in 1997 to splice mice with bioluminescent jellyfish (link) and has since been used to create glowing rabbits, pigs, fish, and monkeys (link). Since then, human DNA has been injected into rabbits, chimpanzees, spider DNA into sheep, and now, Genpets have arrived! Read National Geographic's site for more information on human animal hybrids (link). The Genpets™ come in 2 base configurations, a 1-year model, and 3-year model. How do Genpets stay alive in the packages? While the Genpets™ hang on retail shelves they are in a chemically induced type of hibernation controlled by a protein in the packages’ nutrient supply tubes. This was a natural trait found in many seasonal animals that would normally hibernate in colder northern climates that has been added to the Genpet line. This also ensures comfort for the Genpets™ while they are on store shelves. What, and how do you feed a Genpet? Bio-Genica, as well as retail partners, sell a special nutrient pack for the Genpets that need only be administered once per week. Is bioengineering this far advanced? In 2003 Human DNA was successfully combined with rabbit (and other animals), to create successful Chimera Hybrids. Read National Geographic for more information (link)." uhhh..... ?

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Harry View Profile View Forum Posts Private Message Join Date May 2006 Posts 992 Location Philly	Nah its a joke, along the lines of bonsai kittens: www.bonsaikitten.com
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