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Reidak
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12-26-2007, 01:22 PM
Post subject: ugh... chocolate overload
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Flush
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christmas and easter always give me sick beats in the form of people always giving me candy and chocolate. I never eat this shit but when its given to me i feel its a pretty standard call i have to make in terms of eating it all. Problem is, i eat way too much. I feel super shitty after probably consuming a good pound of that stuff last night, mixed with beer and wine. Anyone else feeling gluttonous?
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bigspenda73
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Ya I ate way toooo much and then my mother/grandmother wanted me to take more of the sweets home with me. I had to tell them if I did they were going to find their way into the trash this morning.
I feel horrible today and most of yesterday.
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spoonitnow
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lol fatasses
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Originally Posted by Ripptyde
I only have 2 simple rules when I am coaching a new student.
Rule # 1: don't ask questions
Rule # 2: don't ask questions
I have no interest in discussing strategy with a protege'. Your job is to remain quiet and listen. I have a very systematic approach that I will share with the right candidate and I promise that I will turn you into a force of nature and show you elements of the game of poker that you never knew existed.
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ensign_lee
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lolz at people who can' thandle chocolate. 
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a500lbgorilla
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JESUS TAKE THE KEYBOARD
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Ya, i ate ~14 crab cakes. But that's awesome.
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Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
Precisely.
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Penilon
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I ate this entire thing in less than 20 minutes so I know how you're feeling.
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a500lbgorilla
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JESUS TAKE THE KEYBOARD
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Good joke, man. High-five for being the funniest.
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Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
Precisely.
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Pelion
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so is anyone actually going to ban that guy any time soon?
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gabe: Ive dropped almost 100k in the past 35 days.
bigspenda73: But how much did you win?
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a500lbgorilla
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JESUS TAKE THE KEYBOARD
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Are you kidding me? His joke was about eating a penis shaped chocolate. That level of originality must be protected. So few people incorporate the male divining rod into their jokes these days. This penilon go is a breast of fresh air.
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Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
Precisely.
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spoonitnow
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Straight Flush
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lololololololololol
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Originally Posted by Ripptyde
I only have 2 simple rules when I am coaching a new student.
Rule # 1: don't ask questions
Rule # 2: don't ask questions
I have no interest in discussing strategy with a protege'. Your job is to remain quiet and listen. I have a very systematic approach that I will share with the right candidate and I promise that I will turn you into a force of nature and show you elements of the game of poker that you never knew existed.
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mrhappy333
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Full House
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LOL Pelion has a stalker account, makes for good e-drama.
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3 3 3 I'm only half evil.
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badgers
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Pelion do you know this guy irl or is he just wierd? Not that he's not wierd anyway obv.
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3k post - Return of the blog!
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givememyleg
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WHO YA GONNA CALL?!??
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Originally Posted by Pelion
so is anyone actually going to ban that guy any time soon?
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lol i love it
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Originally Posted by Pelion
so is anyone actually going to ban that guy any time soon?
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Ban him for being the best gimmick account since Redgrape? Surely you jest.
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Originally Posted by sauce123
I don't get why you insist on stacking off with like jack high all the time.
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UG
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question, where has Triptanes been?
all of this sexiness smells a lot like him. i'm not sayin', I'm just sayin'.
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