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Old 10-11-2009, 01:00 AM     Post subject: UG FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAA NSFW #1 (permalink)  
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Old 10-11-2009, 01:01 AM #2 (permalink)  
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Old 10-11-2009, 02:06 AM #3 (permalink)  
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Old 10-11-2009, 04:15 AM #5 (permalink)  
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Old 10-11-2009, 09:07 AM #9 (permalink)  
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Old 10-11-2009, 03:32 PM #13 (permalink)  
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Rule # 1: don't ask questions

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I have no interest in discussing strategy with a protege'. Your job is to remain quiet and listen. I have a very systematic approach that I will share with the right candidate and I promise that I will turn you into a force of nature and show you elements of the game of poker that you never knew existed.
 
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Old 10-11-2009, 06:59 PM #14 (permalink)  
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Old 10-14-2009, 06:09 AM #17 (permalink)  
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Old 10-14-2009, 10:06 AM #19 (permalink)  
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I really hate when people do this.. now I have to go find pics of naked chicks so that my equilibrium can be restored.


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