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  1. #601
    Quote Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla
    29/29 resource production plus his sick farms = untouchable lead
    QFT
    If you wanna turn your daddy parts ORANGE eat some cheetos and watch some porn!

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    Jackvance, you are the freaking man.
  3. #603
    So, since i almost dead today I had at least 12 hour set back. I was in ER upset that I couldn't go play tribal wars.
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    thats practically near-death experience number 3.

    No TW for 12 hours = suicide.
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    if you upgrade you academy, can you make another nobelmen?
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    Has our tribe forum gone down?
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    Quote Originally Posted by stormshelterdave
    Has our tribe forum gone down?
    It sees so
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    It must be the TW tribe. They are planning a massive attack and have hacked our forum so we cannot co-ordinate a response.
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    Quote Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla
    if you upgrade you academy, can you make another nobelmen?
    yes
    i betcha that i got something you ain't got, that's called courage, it don't come from no liquor bottle, it ain't scotch
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    Quote Originally Posted by Greedo017
    Quote Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla
    if you upgrade you academy, can you make another nobelmen?
    yes
    yes

    level 2 acadamy gives you a 2nd nobleman

    level 3 acadamy (max) gives you a 3rd nobleman.

    Keep in mind though they keep getting more expensive (even in new villages)

    After this, you have to get your nobleman from one of your expanded villages.

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  11. #611
    how do I only have 2500 points... man I think Im gonna take over this fuckers village with more points then me... waek tribe, and he has a shitlaod of points, fuckit eh?
    You-- yes, you-- you're a cunt.
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    Quote Originally Posted by boostNslide
    how do I only have 2500 points... man I think Im gonna take over this fuckers village with more points then me... waek tribe, and he has a shitlaod of points, fuckit eh?
    yes

    rape him
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    omfg

    so i just got thrown in at the deep end sitting for jackvance

    lmfao!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Miffed22001
    omfg

    so i just got thrown in at the deep end sitting for jackvance

    lmfao!
    .. how's my baby?
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    Quote Originally Posted by jackvance
    Quote Originally Posted by Miffed22001
    omfg

    so i just got thrown in at the deep end sitting for jackvance

    lmfao!
    .. how's my baby?
    plz pm me your farms and stuff an your plans coz otherwise im ganna have to sit here for 15hrs and figure it all out. lol

    never mind im busy trying to coordinate my 2nd village takeover lololol
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    Where the hell is Pelion been? I know he was going to be gone for a while, but damn. When he gets back, I'll consider taking over your account jack. I would hate to see anything else then Lukie at #1 overall and jack at #2 overall when you return from your exams.
  18. #618
    Quote Originally Posted by jackvance
    Ok we're already 5 people strong and smoking!

    Oh and a guy named eric is gonna set up a joint forum for FTR and FTR2 to all chat together.. nice
    I love this -- some guy named Eric. psssht

    I'm a know-it-all.




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  19. #619
    Quote Originally Posted by Miffed22001
    plz pm me your farms and stuff an your plans coz otherwise im ganna have to sit here for 15hrs and figure it all out. lol
    Everyone around me .. biggest farms I use are "tom's village", "tobos" (had to repeatedly rape this guy before he quit) and "leave a tip on the way out".. also "Xonell"-something apart from that I send like like 20-50 cavalry to all the crappy villages around me, and the abandoned villages a bit farther off. I recently had added some new farms cuz my money demands had gone up, but dunno which ones anymore..

    Btw I hope the second village has a stable already? I was planning to get the stable there for some more 24/7 unit production, then pump resources in both villages to 30/30/30 and then start a mass conquest of my surroundings.. but you do what you want ofcourse

    Oh and before I forget.. this guy named Dominice (to the left of Kingdan) still has a serious ass-whooping coming, so whenever you have the chance.. if you want the story, muschelschubser or Lukie can probably fill u in ^^
    Quote Originally Posted by Lukie
    I would hate to see anything else then Lukie at #1 overall and jack at #2 overall when you return from your exams.
    You got the order a bit mixed up but I like the idea!
    Quote Originally Posted by eeee
    I love this -- some guy named Eric. psssh
    No fair digging up an older post of mine.. didn't know y'all very well back then :P


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    Quote Originally Posted by jackvance
    Quote Originally Posted by Miffed22001
    plz pm me your farms and stuff an your plans coz otherwise im ganna have to sit here for 15hrs and figure it all out. lol
    Everyone around me .. biggest farms I use are "tom's village", "tobos" (had to repeatedly rape this guy before he quit) and "leave a tip on the way out".. also "Xonell"-something apart from that I send like like 20-50 cavalry to all the crappy villages around me, and the abandoned villages a bit farther off. I recently had added some new farms cuz my money demands had gone up, but dunno which ones anymore..

    Btw I hope the second village has a stable already? I was planning to get the stable there for some more 24/7 unit production, then pump resources in both villages to 30/30/30 and then start a mass conquest of my surroundings.. but you do what you want ofcourse

    Oh and before I forget.. this guy named Dominice (to the left of Kingdan) still has a serious ass-whooping coming, so whenever you have the chance.. if you want the story, muschelschubser or Lukie can probably fill u in ^^
    Quote Originally Posted by Lukie
    I would hate to see anything else then Lukie at #1 overall and jack at #2 overall when you return from your exams.
    You got the order a bit mixed up but I like the idea!
    Quote Originally Posted by eeee
    I love this -- some guy named Eric. psssh
    No fair digging up an older post of mine.. didn't know y'all very well back then :P


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    I really like the animations they have in world 2. I like watching the guys in workshop making cats and rams.
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    Quote Originally Posted by bigred
    I really like the animations they have in world 2. I like watching the guys in workshop making cats and rams.
    hi bigred.

    How goes the lukie watching?
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    He was appliying tan in a can today. It was fun to watch.
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    Quote Originally Posted by bigred
    He was appliying tan in a can today. It was fun to watch.
    so is it true he shaves his balls too? (like a gay)
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lukie
    Tribal Wars discussion only, please.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Staresy
    anyone know what the deal is with the forum?
    t/w attacked the server
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    I need to ask a question on the forum goddammit.

    We should get a new forum that isn't hosted by Fisher Price or whoever built this piece of shit server.
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    i hate having the forum on another site. i liked it much better in the game, but i understand the privacy issues
    eeevees are not monies yet...they are like baby monies.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bode-ist
    i hate having the forum on another site. i liked it much better in the game, but i understand the privacy issues
    The ingame one was ugly and not very efficient. I like the offsite one much more.
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    some twat just guarded jacks farm and i wasted 250 cavalry.

    fucking moron.
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    Well finally joined TW... how do i build a barracks, its not giving me that option yet and I need to get my defenses up

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    That is the beauty of poker, it doesnt matter how they play, you can always devise the perfect defense and counterpunch hard.
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    read the help files for the building tree.

    no one can attack you for 5 days, so just focus on upping resources.
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    just got my noble and started attacking a 1000+ point village next to me. here is what he PMed me:

    bigmo wrote:
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    can you please not take over my village?

    Bode-ist wrote:
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    probly not

    bigmo wrote:
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    there are other players with less points.

    Bode-ist wrote:
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    thats the point, i want the village with the most points

    that is all./

    i should have my second village in about 2 more hours
    eeevees are not monies yet...they are like baby monies.
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    My first village is named FTR Community Forum. My second one is named FTR Beginner's Circle. What should I name the third?
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    Lukie's Palace of Love.



    Fail that, beginners generally start off playing sng's or donkaments.. so........
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    Quote Originally Posted by bigred
    My first village is named FTR Community Forum. My second one is named FTR Beginner's Circle. What should I name the third?
    bad beats
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    how did you guys get the top PMS guys to join FTR?? lol..
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    Quote Originally Posted by jackvance
    how did you guys get the top PMS guys to join FTR?? lol..
    We're that cool. It was even tougher because we have char, so we rarely get PMS.
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    woo go my resources to 30/30 and 29/29 in my two villages.

    Eff raiding now.
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    You're pretty sexy.
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    Quote Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla
    woo go my resources to 30/30 and 29/29 in my two villages.

    Eff raiding now.
    get an army fish.
  44. #644
    I have a 5000 point village at(525/469) that I am wanting someone to take over. I am just sick of keeping up with the game. You attack, and I'll station my troops in a neighboring city. Anyone interested?
    Playing live . . . thanks alot Bin Laden.
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    DONE
    Playing live . . . thanks alot Bin Laden.
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    I thought I'd share this with everyone from FTR, funny stuff.

    Quote Originally Posted by Bigred
    Check out our chat.
    Read from bottom up.

    I don't even know what his last comment means.



    hulk1100 wrote:
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    the day you make me i still wont


    Bigred wrote:
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    I feel a little bad so I'll give you one piece of advice on how to save your TW experience.

    Settings ----> Start over


    hulk1100 wrote:
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    fuck you again

    Bigred wrote:
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    Don't you feel all tough now, doing what you want.

    hulk1100 wrote:
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    Fuck you


    I then attacked him and destoryed his base.

    Bigred wrote:
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    You just fucked with the strongest tribe in the game. Congrats.

    He sends a weakass attack on my 2nd village and his whole army is killed.

    hulk1100 wrote:
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    i can do wot i wont


    Bigred wrote:
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    Please don't scout my village again. Any further scouting/attack will not be tolerated.

    Red
    I then wake up the next say to this and respond, read from bottom up again

    Quote Originally Posted by Bigred
    I can't stop laughing, this is so funny. He sent it to me this morning after I started the nobleman attacks.


    bigred wrote:
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    "i can do wot i wont"

    Your village is a much better gift.

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    i am sorry for starting the war. plz except this offer
    of 1000 iron
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    Quote Originally Posted by Silly String
    I have a 5000 point village at(525/469) that I am wanting someone to take over. I am just sick of keeping up with the game. You attack, and I'll station my troops in a neighboring city. Anyone interested?
    Before you do anything crazy, perhaps I can just account sit for you. You're near 2 A.K guys.

    I need more revenge.
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    jackvance, what lvl is ur stable?
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    Only 18 I'm afraid
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    Im getting kinda tired of this game... I cant spend so much time on it anymore... I need to make money...
    You-- yes, you-- you're a cunt.
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    I just signed up to this game to see what it's like
    The poker gods love me really, they are just testing my faith !
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    Quote Originally Posted by jackvance
    Only 18 I'm afraid
    I see you banned me from the forums, kid. Nice.

    Let me know how this one turns out for you.
  56. #656
    Quote Originally Posted by Lukie
    Quote Originally Posted by jackvance
    Only 18 I'm afraid
    I see you banned me from the forums, kid. Nice.

    Let me know how this one turns out for you.
    Seriously, I had nothing but respect for you...but that is some little kid temper-tantrum bullshit.
    If you wanna turn your daddy parts ORANGE eat some cheetos and watch some porn!

    Currently sucking at life!
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    He is the one that threw the little kid temper-tantrum by banning me, by the way. I'm just doing what is in our best interest. If he wants to attack allies, sabotage our forums, ban one of our dukes, etc., that's his choice. If you want to be on his side, feel free.

    I'm doing not only what is right, but what is in our best interest.
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    Bobby,

    Now that Musch, Doggz, myself, Mcatdog, and I assume others, have also been banned from the forums by jack, do you wish to change your position?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lukie
    Bobby,

    Now that Musch, Doggz, myself, Mcatdog, and I assume others, have also been banned from the forums by jack, do you wish to change your position?
    I was referring to Jack....

    Sorry if that was unclear
    If you wanna turn your daddy parts ORANGE eat some cheetos and watch some porn!

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    Quote Originally Posted by BobbySalami
    Quote Originally Posted by Lukie
    Bobby,

    Now that Musch, Doggz, myself, Mcatdog, and I assume others, have also been banned from the forums by jack, do you wish to change your position?
    I was referring to Jack....

    Sorry if that was unclear
    Lol, my bad. Sorry.

    I kinda feel like a prick now...
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    maybe go tan to take your mind off it?

    and am i supposed to stay in ftr or what?
    i betcha that i got something you ain't got, that's called courage, it don't come from no liquor bottle, it ain't scotch
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    It better be nice out tomorrow. Cuz if it is, I'm gonna lay by my pool all damn day (it closes after this weekend!).

    And yeah, jack has finally done the right thing and stepped down. Things should be going back to normal...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lukie
    It better be nice out tomorrow. Cuz if it is, I'm gonna lay by my pool all damn day (it closes after this weekend!).

    And yeah, jack has finally done the right thing and stepped down. Things should be going back to normal...
    word son
    You-- yes, you-- you're a cunt.
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    Just saw an ad for it and remembered this thread. Thinking of signing up, someone explain plz? kthx
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    this game was so boring
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    we took over the world, got into a world war and won.
    What else did we need?
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    And now from the where are they now file....
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    Quote Originally Posted by Miffed22001
    we took over the world, got into a world war and won.
    What else did we need?
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