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Old 09-16-2006, 06:28 AM     Post subject: TR;PATANES FUCKKNHI RULEES STHE SHIT HAHAHSHAHS #1 (permalink)  
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DSUES STRIPT A HTES FUCKIR RULE THIE SHTIS OIOHHH SHITGUO8I ASHAW
 
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Old 09-16-2006, 06:29 AM #2 (permalink)  
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Old 09-16-2006, 06:30 AM #3 (permalink)  
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Old 09-16-2006, 06:45 AM #4 (permalink)  
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I've ad aboht hlfa ao literl of ;beounarban asnd i can dastill tiype alrigt?
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Old 09-16-2006, 06:57 AM #5 (permalink)  
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Old 09-16-2006, 07:02 AM #6 (permalink)  
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Phone rings while I am playing on Party...

Hello?

Bob: HEYHEYEHEHE.... IS THIS, UH... SYKE, DUPPP FROM... FTR?!?!?

Me: Yeh, who's this?

Bob: HAHAHAHAA ITS FUCKING WIIIIIILD BOB! DO YOU KNOW WHO THIS IS?

Me: Sup WildBob, having a good night bud?

Bob: FUCKKKKKKKK YEAAAA MAN, ALWAYS HAVNAVNING A GOOOOOOOD TMIE... WHAWHAT AARE YOUE DNOING?

Me: Playing 200NL on partypoker!

Bob: HAEHHAEHAHHH AWSOMMMMMEMEEEMEME... I WNATN YOUOUUUU TO TAKEEE YOUR ASSTSACK, NANAND WIPPE ALL THHHOSE BITHHTCES OUT ONNN URRR TBABALES! HAHAHVEEE A FEUCKCKING GOOOOOD TITITME!!!!!!

Me: You too sir, enjoy!



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Old 09-16-2006, 07:54 AM #7 (permalink)  
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My covo was longer, but went something like that, we talked about the lions, jack daniels, adn the chiefs.
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Old 09-16-2006, 08:25 AM #8 (permalink)  
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For once, I am not drunk.
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Old 09-16-2006, 11:22 AM #9 (permalink)  
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mr bob called me too, it was relatively awesome. Made my cab ride to another bar baller instead of LOLLER.
 
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Old 09-16-2006, 12:14 PM #10 (permalink)  
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he left me a message, i dont think 1 word of english was said.

Hes gonna be hurtin today

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Old 09-16-2006, 04:29 PM #11 (permalink)  
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He didn't call me. </3
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Old 09-16-2006, 04:39 PM #12 (permalink)  
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These drunk posts are becoming much more common.

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Old 09-16-2006, 05:39 PM #13 (permalink)  
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These incredibly homosexual drunk posts are becoming way too fucking common.
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seriously. you guys find it cool and fun to post on an internet forum when you're drunk? go out and find some easy chicks to take home. go drink more. go break something. damn.
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Old 09-16-2006, 06:36 PM #14 (permalink)  
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These incredibly homosexual drunk posts are becoming way too fucking common.
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seriously. you guys find it cool and fun to post on an internet forum when you're drunk? go out and find some easy chicks to take home. go drink more. go break something. and then come back and drunken post about it
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Old 09-16-2006, 07:27 PM #15 (permalink)  
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Nothing wrong with drunk posts. Most of us are in college and we do incredible stupid but fun things.

Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
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Old 09-16-2006, 08:20 PM #16 (permalink)  
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Old 09-17-2006, 12:58 PM #17 (permalink)  
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seriously. you guys find it cool and fun to post on an internet forum when you're drunk? go out and find some easy chicks to take home. go drink more. go break something. damn.
I was playing live at my house with my housemates/some people that came over and I got drunk. After the game ended and the people left, I'm here at my house drunk so I go right for my computer. It's not like I'm getting drunk with the sole intent of posting on FTR. Chill out damn.
 
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Old 09-17-2006, 01:16 PM #18 (permalink)  
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http://www.urbandictionary.com/defin...m=fuck+shit+up (link maybe NSFW)

I never knew about definition 3.(2). Interesting.
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Old 09-17-2006, 01:56 PM #19 (permalink)  
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thats becuase definition 3(2) is wrong.

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Old 11-22-2006, 03:26 AM #20 (permalink)  
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Old 11-22-2006, 04:22 AM #21 (permalink)  
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