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Old 05-28-2010, 10:42 PM     Post subject: Today is an AWESOME day! (NSFW) #1 (permalink)  
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[x] Hayley Williams tits
[x] won monies
[x] had awesome tacos for dinner




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Old 05-28-2010, 10:49 PM #2 (permalink)  
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I just won 3 buyins in less than 200 hands, today is an awesome day.
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Old 05-28-2010, 11:17 PM #3 (permalink)  
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[ ] Those are tits
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Old 05-28-2010, 11:27 PM #4 (permalink)  
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Old 05-29-2010, 12:17 AM #5 (permalink)  
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Old 05-29-2010, 12:26 AM #6 (permalink)  
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I think she is cute, her boobs aren't impressive in that picture, and you would think she would have pink nipples.


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Old 05-29-2010, 12:58 AM #7 (permalink)  
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Who is Haley Williams?
She's good looking and everyone else can gtfo.


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Old 05-29-2010, 01:08 AM #8 (permalink)  
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She is in fact attractive


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Old 05-29-2010, 01:12 AM #9 (permalink)  
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Okay, maybe she's attractive in general, but not in that pic. And I still maintain that those are not tits that I would make a thread about.


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Old 05-29-2010, 01:18 AM #10 (permalink)  
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Old 05-29-2010, 01:21 AM #11 (permalink)  
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considering how attractive she is that pic is a fucking letdown

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Old 05-29-2010, 02:26 AM #12 (permalink)  
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She makes me want to dye my hair reddd-er
I'm to lazy to find out who this is, but I'm a fan of this pic.
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Old 05-29-2010, 03:24 AM #13 (permalink)  
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Old 05-29-2010, 04:11 AM #14 (permalink)  
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Standard lack of tits for bbickes
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Old 05-29-2010, 04:15 AM #15 (permalink)  
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this is when i fell in love with her, chick can actually sing

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Old 05-29-2010, 04:42 AM #16 (permalink)  
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2 Dicks Bickes!

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Old 05-29-2010, 08:01 AM #17 (permalink)  
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Old 05-29-2010, 05:30 PM #19 (permalink)  
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[x] hayley williams is sexy and talented.
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Old 05-29-2010, 05:48 PM #20 (permalink)  
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