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05-02-2010, 06:46 PM
Post subject: Times Square Car Bomb
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Pakistani group claims NYC car bomb responsibility - Yahoo! News
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y claim responsibility for a failed attempt?
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Fear
"We're still here and we will do it again."
The real question is who is sending that message and what is the need for the fear?
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wufwugy
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Not sure what any of this means, but I think we can now conclude that Venezuala has WMD, and we should bomb them
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bigred
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Don't worry guys. I'm in Ft. Lauderdale this weekend and safe. I know you were all concerned.
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kiwiMark
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Originally Posted by bigred
Don't worry guys. I'm in Ft. Lauderdale this weekend and safe. I know you were all concerned.
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Hence failed attempt.
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flomo
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sadly i live in manhattan and get my news from ftr.
now post some fuskning tits in this thread or it will be a waste
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Protect dog
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Posting Tits.
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BennyLaRue
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Trust me when I say those are pretty big for Tits.
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3:1 they find out it was just some crazy guy.
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WHO YA GONNA CALL?!??
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i think the government is responsible tbh.
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I think we have a very responsible gov't, as well.
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Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
Precisely.
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bigred
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Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla
I think we have a very responsible gov't, as well.
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i laffed
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Trust me when I say those are pretty big for Tits.
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i think i found this a little too funny
the drier the better
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boost
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i laffed
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fookin' middle-aged white men...
btw, this article doesn't touch on this: Taliban, Viacom, and South Park Links to Car Bomb in TImes Square, NYC ? - Associated Content - associatedcontent.com
fuckin' religious extremists, hooray freedom of speech, etc
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this is just getting you ready for the real thing, when it actually happens
that's all
1. "I think the government is responsible." This made me go YES! No, not that they're responsible for the actual bomb, but more so that they're responsible for the over-the-top coverage this has received. Read about who owns the mass media, who they're connected to, etc, and you'll get a clearer picture of what I'm talking about.
I was sitting in Waco, Texas, this morning with my wife's family (we were in town because my sister-in-law graduated from law school this weekend, woot!). We're sitting around having breakfast at a Marriott Hotel, watching coverage of the ABSOLUTE SCARY SHIT EVENTS OF A FAILED ATTACK, and fuck...what can I do, but go on a rant about how this is sensationalism, how it's what "they" want, etc. My mother-in-law needs further explanation, so I go into how this is all a show, how someone is going to claim they're behind it, how they're going to claim there will be more (successful) attacks, etc......and low and behold.......? That's right, I get off the plane and read this.
Expect more SUCCESSFUL attacks, people. It's in the plan for some reason.
2. "I think we have a responsible gov't, as well." This made me LOL for non-conspiracy and total comedy reasons, well played sir.
wufwugy and/or anyone else rip me a new asshole if you want
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BooG690
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Why doesn't the government choose a useless target like Detroit then?
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That's how winners play; we convince the other guy he's making all the right moves.
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Because they love that city. \o/
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I just wanted to share singing vaginas. |
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wufwugy
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you know it's a governmental conspiracy when it doesn't work........
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Originally Posted by BooG690
Why doesn't the government choose a useless target like Detroit then?
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Hey, fuck you lol. Keep that terrorist shit outta my state imo.
Also, if Detroit/MI is attacked ever in the next 70 years, I know who my first suspect is.
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Everyone was feeling a little too good about the Obama train ride. Doesn't matter who is responsible, the fear is certainly required to knock p[eople back into their holes like they were 5 years ago or more when they allowed the gov't to pass stupid laws for "your protection". Keep your head up USA.
Fuck, I still need to get my passport taken care of, just to travel 100 miles south in June.
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My favorite part is that they accidentally used non-explosive fertilizer in the bomb. I'd like to believe that this is an actual taliban idiot moment and not a US government idiot moment.
Just because I can laugh at Terrorists being so stupid they use
A) diaper bombs, and
B) non explody fertilizer.
"you sure you got the right stuff Achmed?"
"question me again and I'll Jihad you Akbar!"
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The older I get, the more I start wondering; Just what in the hell is going on here? 
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Originally Posted by ragnar4
just because i can laugh at terrorists being so stupid they use
a) diaper bombs, and
b) non explody fertilizer.
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haha
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Racist ban.
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Originally Posted by Ragnar4
My favorite part is that they accidentally used non-explosive fertilizer in the bomb. I'd like to believe that this is an actual taliban idiot moment and not a US government idiot moment.
Just because I can laugh at Terrorists being so stupid they use
A) diaper bombs, and
B) non explody fertilizer.
"you sure you got the right stuff Achmed?"
"question me again and I'll Jihad you Akbar!"
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man there must be some seriously awful shit happening on page a24 right now.
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BooG690
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Times Square Car Bomb Suspect Faisal Shahzad Arrested, Almost Got Away on Flight - ABC News
Bleh, why do I believe this is just some random Pakistani dude and the government just chose to ruin his life?
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That's how winners play; we convince the other guy he's making all the right moves.
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Did you watch the 60 minutes interview with 'Jihad Jane'?
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Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
Precisely.
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Because YOU'RE ONE OF THEMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!
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<@d0zer> how will you learn if I don't berate you harshly?
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lucco beat me to it.
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I just wanted to share singing vaginas. |
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wufwugy
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I'm pretty sure it's more likely that you'll get stamped to death by an elephant than killed in domestic terrorism
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odds go up drastically if you live in manhattan and frequent downtown touristy areas at peak hours.
so if it's estimated that 500 new yorkers will be wounded/killed in domestic terrorist attacks over the course of the next decade, then there's a 1:20,000 chance that anyone who lives in new york for a decade will be a victim. i know that's not gross oversimplification of the math, and that the number would be pretty different from that, but you get the idea.
all that being said, 99.9% of people who are freakin' out over terrorism have a practically 0% chance of being a victim, and even the high-risk portion of the population has a very very low chance.
now if we wanna start talking about nuclear disarmament, now we're talking risks
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I just wanted to share singing vaginas. |
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jyms
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All Americans have already been victims of "terrorism" you just don't see it like the rest of the world.
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boost
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odds go up drastically if you live in manhattan and frequent downtown touristy areas at peak hours.
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people who live in major cities frequent downtown touristy areas? wtf...
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What do u mean wtf? It's pretty likely that those are going to be the most common places attacked since there's obviously a higher density of people.
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*ruffles dranger's hair*
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Good news: I avoid Times Square like the plague. Now, if they start bombing the east village I'm fucked.
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LOL OPERATIONS
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Originally Posted by boost
people who live in major cities frequent downtown touristy areas? wtf...
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last week i went to the nfl draft at radio city music hall. the bus i take to go to philly picks me up at the macy's on 34th street. i have family and friends that visit me who wanna go to time square and so forth. i go to broadway a lot because i'm a fan of the arts. every once in a while, i go to a bar SOMEWHERE between 30th and 55th streets, i mean c'mon. etc.
it's not like i go to the empire state building every weekend at 6 o' clock or anything, but that doesn't mean i'm not at an increased risk
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boost
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last week i went to the nfl draft at radio city music hall. the bus i take to go to philly picks me up at the macy's on 34th street. i have family and friends that visit me who wanna go to time square and so forth. i go to broadway a lot because i'm a fan of the arts. every once in a while, i go to a bar SOMEWHERE between 30th and 55th streets, i mean c'mon. etc.
it's not like i go to the empire state building every weekend at 6 o' clock or anything, but that doesn't mean i'm not at an increased risk |
Ya, I mean, I kinda said it in jest.
oh .. and ranger.. Im not sure if your reading comprehension is that of a kindergartner's or what, but you failed pretty hard.
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I'm still not seeing how I failed, but alright. I'm not too worried about it.
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boost
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Im starting to just feel bad for you.
:shakes his head:
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No you misunderstood, I really don't care.
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Quality exchange you two.
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I don't get why you insist on stacking off with like jack high all the time.
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JL
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No, dranger you misunderstood this
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people who live in major cities frequent downtown touristy areas? wtf...
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no, dranger you misunderstood this
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does not compute
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LOL OPERATIONS
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JL
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does not compute
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you're doing it wrong
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New York bridge shut down after driver abandons U-Haul – This Just In - CNN.com Blogs
sweeeeeet, breaking news, U-Haul truck abandoned that smells like gasoline!
terror state here we come
this is also made more awesome because attention is being diverted from the oil spewing from the earth in the Gulf of Mexico
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