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bigspenda73
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Straight Flush
Join Date: Jul 2006
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You know what I hate more than anything?
When you are about to sneeze, and the oh some awesome feeling that comes from the anticipation of a good sneeze building up arrives, and then the sneeze just disappears.
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blackatom
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r u drunk?
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blackatom
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i am woooo
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bigspenda73
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Straight Flush
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no, I am sober and tired and unfulfilled from the phantom-sneeeeze
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Lukie
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09-07-2008, 05:55 AM
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#5 (permalink)
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4-of-a-Kind
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Originally Posted by bigspenda73
You know what I hate more than anything?
When you are about to sneeze, and the oh some awesome feeling that comes from the anticipation of a good sneeze building up arrives, and then the sneeze just disappears.
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omg
insta life-tilt
it's especially frustrating because i have an outstanding sneeze, i.e. very loud and obnoxious
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chardrian
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I rarely,if ever, get pms
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look at a bright light.
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UG
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drink water backwards
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bigspenda73
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Originally Posted by UG
drink water backwards
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pics of hot 16 yr old students or ban
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tom
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Straight
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today I farted and sneezed while I was peeing
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wesrman
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Full House
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Originally Posted by bigspenda73
You know what I hate more than anything?
When you are about to sneeze, and the oh some awesome feeling that comes from the anticipation of a good sneeze building up arrives, and then the sneeze just disappears.
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QFT.
Sneezing is awesome. 
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swiggidy
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When I'm starting the wind-up to sneeze my gf says "bless you" and like 75% I don't sneeze. Makes me want to punch her in the throat.
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(\__/)
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wesrman
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Full House
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Originally Posted by swiggidy
When I'm starting the wind-up to sneeze my gf says "bless you" and like 75% I don't sneeze. Makes me want to punch her in the throat.
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Pics of her???
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spoonitnow
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I have a cut in my nose and my allergies are kind of bad this time of year and so almost every time I sneeze it reopens the cut
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Originally Posted by Ripptyde
I only have 2 simple rules when I am coaching a new student.
Rule # 1: don't ask questions
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I have no interest in discussing strategy with a protege'. Your job is to remain quiet and listen. I have a very systematic approach that I will share with the right candidate and I promise that I will turn you into a force of nature and show you elements of the game of poker that you never knew existed.
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jyms
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Originally Posted by UG
drink water backwards
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This would be hilarious if it actually did make you sneeze. Where would the water go?
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Ash256
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I hate it when you sneeze and it makes your nose and throat sting
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swiggidy
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Originally Posted by wesrman
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Originally Posted by swiggidy
When I'm starting the wind-up to sneeze my gf says "bless you" and like 75% I don't sneeze. Makes me want to punch her in the throat.
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(\__/)
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Lukie
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I have a sneeze on demand thing.. basically I scratch about where my hairline is, about a third of the way to my left ear starting from my left eye. If I scratch there for about 5 seconds, I sneeze every time.
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bode
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Originally Posted by Lukie
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Originally Posted by bigspenda73
You know what I hate more than anything?
When you are about to sneeze, and the oh some awesome feeling that comes from the anticipation of a good sneeze building up arrives, and then the sneeze just disappears.
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omg
insta life-tilt
it's especially frustrating because i have an outstanding sneeze, i.e. very loud and obnoxious |
my wife loves to mess with me and "block" my sneezes. i told her its insta-divorce if it continues, but i think she called my bluff.
and i also have an outstanding sneeze.
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eeevees are not monies yet...they are like baby monies.
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bode
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Originally Posted by swiggidy
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Originally Posted by wesrman
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Originally Posted by swiggidy
When I'm starting the wind-up to sneeze my gf says "bless you" and like 75% I don't sneeze. Makes me want to punch her in the throat.
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fyp. we need to judge whether or not she needs punched in the throat.
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eeevees are not monies yet...they are like baby monies.
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swiggidy
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Divorce v throat punch. Which is actually worse?
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bigspenda73
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im not sure if Chardrian was joking but I stared at a bright light and it helped
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Galapogos
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Originally Posted by bigspenda73
im not sure if Chardrian was joking but I stared at a bright light and it helped
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It's actually the motion of tilting your head up and the squinting of your eyes that does the trick.
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Originally Posted by sauce123
I don't get why you insist on stacking off with like jack high all the time.
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swiggidy
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Originally Posted by bigspenda73
im not sure if Chardrian was joking but I stared at a bright light and it helped
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Changes from bright to dark, especially back and forth (like grilling and repeatedly going back in the kitchen) make me sneeze.
So does hot/cold/hot/cold
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badgers
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Originally Posted by Galapogos
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Originally Posted by bigspenda73
im not sure if Chardrian was joking but I stared at a bright light and it helped
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It's actually the motion of tilting your head up and the squinting of your eyes that does the trick. |
I've always been told it is actually the light and the sneeze fetish forum that was posted a while ago (yeah I'm weird for actually reading that shit) agrees.
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BennyLaRue
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Full House
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Originally Posted by swiggidy
When I'm starting the wind-up to sneeze my gf says "bless you" and like 75% I don't sneeze. Makes me want to punch her in the throat.
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