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PO$$E$$ED
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02-22-2006, 07:12 AM
Post subject: THINGS Y'ALL DONE WHILE PLAYING POKER
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Flush
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HOLLA BACK
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journey075
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Full House
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YEAH DOG
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PO$$E$$ED
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Flush
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DAMN FTR IS WACK
IT DON'T LET YOU SET UP POLLS SO DAT YOU CAN CHOOSE MORE THAN ONE OF THE OPTIONS
SOMETIMES I'M DRINKING, SMOKING, CRYING, AND BANGING HOOKERS SIMULTANEOUSLY WHILE I'M 20-TABLING
DATS HOW I ROLL
$$$$$
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boost
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Full House
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howd you know about the let-out-my-anger-on-monkey I keep caged in my closet?
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Miffed22001
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Straight Flush
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where is the 'pwn some fish like you' button?
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lolzzz_321
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NO YOU
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Originally Posted by Miffed22001
where is the 'pwn some fish like you' button?
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I c it.
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bigred
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PROFESSIONAL TROLL
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Originally Posted by PO$$E$$ED
DAMN FTR IS WACK
IT DON'T LET YOU SET UP POLLS SO DAT YOU CAN CHOOSE MORE THAN ONE OF THE OPTIONS
SOMETIMES I'M DRINKING, SMOKING, CRYING, AND BANGING AKE SIMULTANEOUSLY WHILE I'M 20-TABLING
DATS HOW I ROLL
$$$$$
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FYP
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LOL OPERATIONS
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Miffed22001
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Straight Flush
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Originally Posted by bigred
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Originally Posted by PO$$E$$ED
DAMN FTR IS WACK
IT DON'T LET YOU SET UP POLLS SO DAT YOU CAN CHOOSE MORE THAN ONE OF THE OPTIONS
SOMETIMES I'M DRINKING, SMOKING, CRYING, AND BANGING AKE SIMULTANEOUSLY WHILE I'M 20-TABLING
DATS HOW I ROLL
$$$$$
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BWNED
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a500lbgorilla
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JESUS TAKE THE KEYBOARD
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I ride or die.
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Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
Precisely.
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bigred
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PROFESSIONAL TROLL
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Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla
I ride or die on my scramjet.
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LOL OPERATIONS
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a500lbgorilla
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JESUS TAKE THE KEYBOARD
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Originally Posted by bigred
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Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla
I ride or die on my scramjet.
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 my pet scramjet got really sick. We had to put it down. 
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Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
Precisely.
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bigred
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PROFESSIONAL TROLL
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Abraham is doing great. He's clearly better.
Rilla takes full credit in destroying this thread.
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LOL OPERATIONS
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Estrop
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Straight
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You're not black.
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boost
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Full House
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Rooskie is doing well too, kthx.
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sandstorm
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Flush
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I SOMETIMES WRITE N LIEK RLY BIG LETTERZ N SHIT
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>3
this is my favourite part of the post
it looks like angry boobs
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PO$$E$$ED
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Flush
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YO YO
WICH ONE OF YOU NIGGAS EDITED MY POLL
WITHOUT MY PERMITION
"PWN FISH LIKE U" HAHA
Y'ALL DON'T EVEN WANNA KNOW HOW I ROLL
I MAKE SO MUCH LOOT PLAYING POKER I'M THINKING ABOUT STARTING UP A CHARITY FOR UNDERPRIVILEGED WHITE INNER CITY YOUTH
FOR REAL
YESTERDAY I WAS DRUNK AND BLUNTED AND I CRASHED MY LAND ROVER INTO MY OTHER LAND ROVER WHEN I BE TRYIN' TO PARK IN FRONT OF MY CRIB
BUT I DIDN'T EVEN CARE ABOUT IT
AS A MATTER OF FACT I LAFED
DAT'S HOW MUCH OF A BALLA I AM
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sandstorm
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Flush
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Originally Posted by sandstorm
I SOMETIMES WRITE N LIEK RLY BIG LETTERZ N SHIT
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>3
this is my favourite part of the post
it looks like angry boobs
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journey075
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Full House
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i suppose you deserve respect for playing 25/50nl but ffs you are gay.
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PO$$E$$ED
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Flush
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Originally Posted by journey075
i suppose you deserve respect for playing 25/50nl but ffs you are gay.
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I DESERVE RESPECT CUZ I COME FROM DA STREETS
POKER ISN'T MY ONLY HUSTLE YOU KNOW WHAT I SAYIN'
I KEEP IT REAL NIGGA
DIS ONE TIME I ICED A SHORTY JUST CUZ HE WAS WEARIN' DA SAME SHIRT AS ME
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Bmxicle
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Full House
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Do you ever look at yourself in the mirror and cry?
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Estrop
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Straight
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Originally Posted by Estrop
You're not black.
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xBULLETTSx
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Hey PO$$E$$ED.....just got to ask....do you have two personalities? In one form ur all like....
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The two hands are unrelated. The first play was probably -EV, I had been playing aggressively prior to the hand and my AI's not folding much(even a small flush migh have looked me up). The second hand was +EV; even though I was tilting, I felt it was ahead of the villain's range and that he hadn't paired up. I knew he was going to bet the turn once he min-raised me on the flop so once I called the flop min-raise I planned to call him down with ace-high. Although tilt probably contributed to the way I played, given the way he had been playing I knew my ace-high would be good here a majority of the time
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And in others all like........
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YESTERDAY I WAS DRUNK AND BLUNTED AND I CRASHED MY LAND ROVER INTO MY OTHER LAND ROVER WHEN I BE TRYIN' TO PARK IN FRONT OF MY CRIB
BUT I DIDN'T EVEN CARE ABOUT IT
AS A MATTER OF FACT I LAFED
DAT'S HOW MUCH OF A BALLA I AM......
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I DESERVE RESPECT CUZ I COME FROM DA STREETS
POKER ISN'T MY ONLY HUSTLE YOU KNOW WHAT I SAYIN'
I KEEP IT REAL NIGGA
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[/quote]DIS ONE TIME I ICED A SHORTY JUST CUZ HE WAS WEARIN' DA SAME SHIRT AS ME[/quote]
Almost like a "Studio Ganster" really.......
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xBULLETTSx
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midas06
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4-of-a-Kind
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ORLLY
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Blinky
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Flush
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Po$$y isn't black.
He is however, l33t |-|/-\xX0RZ!!11!!1!!!1oneONEONE11!
That is all.
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Originally Posted by Rondavu
We will not support your pocket pair aggression.
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euphoricism
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4-of-a-Kind
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I motion to ban this troll, and hereby call a vote. All in favor?
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Miffed22001
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Straight Flush
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SJGHFBNJDFBNADFBNAF B
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aye!
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Lukie
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4-of-a-Kind
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PO$$E$$ED,
It's getting old. I don't know if you are trying to be funny or what not, but you aren't. I have a hard time taking you seriously, even when you try to contribute in the poker-related forums. That is all.
- Lukie
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lolzzz_321
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NO YOU
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Location: My ice is polarized
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I like him still :/
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Chav antics get old and uninteresting after a while.
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Xianti
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Administrator
Administrator
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Originally Posted by Triptan3s
I like him still :/
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And we already know that you're a terrible judge of character.
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lolzzz_321
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NO YOU
Join Date: Oct 2004
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He's harmless.
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lambchopdc
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Flush
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Originally Posted by Bmxicle
Do you ever look at yourself in the mirror and cry?
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POTY.....y/n?
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boost
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Full House
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yes
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spoonitnow
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Straight Flush
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god i love this post
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Originally Posted by Ripptyde
I only have 2 simple rules when I am coaching a new student.
Rule # 1: don't ask questions
Rule # 2: don't ask questions
I have no interest in discussing strategy with a protege'. Your job is to remain quiet and listen. I have a very systematic approach that I will share with the right candidate and I promise that I will turn you into a force of nature and show you elements of the game of poker that you never knew existed.
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Galapogos
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4-of-a-Kind
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Originally Posted by PO$$E$$ED
DIS ONE TIME I ICED A SHORTY JUST CUZ HE WAS WEARIN' DA SAME SHIRT AS ME
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Haha, he was funny.
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Originally Posted by sauce123
I don't get why you insist on stacking off with like jack high all the time.
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bode
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Straight Flush
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que the faucet...
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eeevees are not monies yet...they are like baby monies.
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Lukie
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4-of-a-Kind
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Originally Posted by Lukie
PO$$E$$ED,
It's getting old. I don't know if you are trying to be funny or what not, but you aren't. I have a hard time taking you seriously, even when you try to contribute in the poker-related forums. That is all.
- Lukie
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what an idiot i was back then.
P-MONEY4LYFE
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Ash256
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4-of-a-Kind
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Originally Posted by Lukie
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Originally Posted by Lukie
PO$$E$$ED,
It's getting old. I don't know if you are trying to be funny or what not, but you aren't. I have a hard time taking you seriously, even when you try to contribute in the poker-related forums. That is all.
- Lukie
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what an idiot i was back then. |
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spoonitnow
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Straight Flush
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Sorry to bump but this is easily my favorite FTR post ever.
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Originally Posted by Ripptyde
I only have 2 simple rules when I am coaching a new student.
Rule # 1: don't ask questions
Rule # 2: don't ask questions
I have no interest in discussing strategy with a protege'. Your job is to remain quiet and listen. I have a very systematic approach that I will share with the right candidate and I promise that I will turn you into a force of nature and show you elements of the game of poker that you never knew existed.
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a500lbgorilla
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JESUS TAKE THE KEYBOARD
Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: This room is a good place to be
Posts: 8,379
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Where'd half these posters go?
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Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
Precisely.
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flomo
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Full House
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we are getting lamer and older everyday
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Protect dog
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Fnord
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Moderator
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I don't know, we could be like Neverwin where every other click leads you to a pic of some guy's unit.
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ProZachNation
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Full House
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Originally Posted by Fnord
I don't know, we could be like Neverwin where every other click leads you to a pic of some guy's unit.
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We can only hope 
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Originally Posted by mrhappy333
I didn't think its Bold to bang some chick with my bro. but i guess so... thats +EV in my book.
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d0zer
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Moderator
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Originally Posted by bigred
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Originally Posted by PO$$E$$ED
DAMN FTR IS WACK
IT DON'T LET YOU SET UP POLLS SO DAT YOU CAN CHOOSE MORE THAN ONE OF THE OPTIONS
SOMETIMES I'M DRINKING, SMOKING, CRYING, AND BANGING AKE SIMULTANEOUSLY WHILE I'M 20-TABLING
DATS HOW I ROLL
$$$$$
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That's what I was gunna say 
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JinxT4
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Flush
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Some funny posts in this thread.
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