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-when people just stand and block the walkways in airports (dunno the name for it, the thing that makes you walk faster) -when you go on a trip and lose all your socks -when people play shitty fucking music really loud at parties -when people try to negotiate for purchasing part of a food item. e.g. "well i'm only hungry enough for half a donut, can i just buy half of one for half price?" |
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| When I lose 25 buy-ins since the new year. | ||||
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| bigspenda73 |
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I know this isn't supposed to be poker related, but: -when I start a new table and the TAGGnit that joins sits directly to my left/right (esp. my right) |
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| it didnt occur to me that people would be dumb enough to post poker tilts in here. | ||||
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| kb coolman |
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Really loud Tejano music. Ima kill someone. |
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| JKDS |
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whenever someone inconveniences the masses because he didn't want to inconvenience him/herself. This is very broad, but anytime it happens i go on tilt for a good minute or so. The worst one in here though has to be... -Cashier: "Ok, that will be $____." Customer: "Alright, let me just dig through my purse to find my money, because i had no fucking clue that i would have to pay for these and didnt bother to look for it prior to you asking!" |
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| high school freshmen tilt the shit out of me. dumbest animals on the planet by far. | ||||
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| p.s. why are you all so mad. Cheer up and stuff | ||||
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| Lukie |
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| ^^^ said high school freshmen that walk RIGHT in front of my when I'm doing some kind of tough lift like deadlifts or standing overhead barbell press. usually happens on my last set when I'm using near maximal weight. | ||||
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| Lukie |
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seriously what the fuck do these stupid fucking people think? oh, he's just pushing 185lbs over his head, lets walk within 2 feet of him, he won't mind. one of these days i'm going to throw the weight on their fucking head, i swear |
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| WildBobAA |
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-having to brush a foot of snow off my car every morning -when snow gets in your shoes and your socks get wet -when people type "your" when they mean "you're" -the fact that my shoelaces on my winter shoes comes untied every hour even when I double knot the damn thing -when non-HD TV shows are broadcast on HD channels -the fact that the Batman movies have peaked and if another one is made we are probably going to get the Riddler as the villian and he will basically be a 2nd rate Joker -the fact that half the Gears of War 2 games I play are 4v5 because people leave or disconnect -The Detroit Lions -The Detroit Tigers -when people think a statistics degree is the same thing as a math degree -brushing your teeth and not being able to eat something without it tasting disgusting for 45 minutes -the fact that everyone is so stupid -little 14 year olds on XBox Live that talk shit in their high pitched voices -the fact that Weezer will never put out another CD that was as good as the Blue Album or Pinkerton -the fact that Lord of the Rings isn't out on Blu Ray yet -waking up to an alarm clock -when my Beagle wakes me up at 4am because he has to pee -getting out of the shower -fat people -that finallyfast.com commercial that always airs on espn -budweiser commericials that try to make budweiser sound like a high quality beer -people who's favorite beer is some form of bud, miller, coors, etc. -getting application invites on facebook -getting haircuts -grocery shopping -teaching in a room with a blackboard and therefore having to use chalk -grading assigments -when I'm listening to a CD in my car and I hit a bump and the CD skips -people who go in the right lane at an intersection and don't turn right -people who drive 70 mph in the passing lane on the highway -pooping and not being able to get the last turd out, you know it's in there but you just end up giving up -the fact that the vent in my apartment sounds like a giant wind tunnel when the furnace or AC runs -hangovers -waiting in line -writing with a pencil -taking out the garbage -having to pee in the middle of the night -people who don't realize how much luck is involved in sports -any Steven Seagal movie I'll think of more later |
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| ProZachNation |
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Asshole who think it is ok to stop and talk to friends ON THE FUCKING STAIRS MOVE YOU FUCKING PRICKS MOVE I WILL KILL YOU HOW HARD IS IT TO WALK TEN FUCKING GODDAMN FEET TO A STRETCH OF SIDE WALK NO YOU ARE TO GODDAMN STUPID AND INSTEAD PEOPLE HAVE TO WALK AROUND YOU ON SNOW COVERED ICY STAIR YOU FUCKS. Mother fuckers who do not move further back when the bus is full. All the seats are taken so they stand in the middle of the bus and the bus driver keeps yelling at them ot move back so more people can get on and they just stand there. FUCKING PRICK IDIOTS. I have so much rage. Is it cool to just yell at random people I see doing stupid shit like this? Or will i get stabbed? |
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| bigspenda73 |
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I have to admit that does tilt me (your vs you're thangalang) |
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| swiggidy |
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Bob's list is probably awesome but I'm tired. My current #1 (driving related obv) - When people go 70 mph through an open stretch of highway, then as soon as there are some semi's in the right lane they slow down under 65. HEY FUCK FACE. IF YOU'RE SCARED TO DRIVE NEXT TO A BIG FUCKING TRUCK THEN DRIVE FASTER AND YOU'RE NOT BY THEM AS LONG. OR AT LEAST GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY BEFORE I CHOKE YOU WITH MY COCK. |
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| UG |
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awesome list Bob A+ |
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| Galapogos |
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| WildBobAA |
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1. Loud mofos on the cell phone. Talking about nothing at the top of their lungs. I hate that Nextel chirp chirp crap too! 2. Fat people that waddle down the middle of an aisle. They never seem to pick a side, so others can pass. Always down the middle. Always in the way. 3. Slow service at fast food joints. I'm always behind the guy who is making his 1st trip to Burger King and doesn't know the menu. 4. People with bad breath. They are so chatty. Ima start cussin' em out ina minute. Can be polite for only so long. |
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| Halv |
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 First music vid: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MFerARdGW04 Free stream of different song here: http://www.nrk.no/urort/artist/wellfear ('Lytt'/play button on right side)
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| bigspenda73 |
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| Jay Bilas and Mel Kiper Jr. | ||||
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| kingnat |
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Sports cliches used to tilt me, but now I embrace them... "He's got moxy" "He's a throwback" "He's a playmaker" "He can make plays in space" etc.... Things that tilt me now... Children that are not my own... sure my kids piss me off. I can yell at my children (i don't but I could) or punish them in some way. Other's people kids just suck... and I want to hit them with a shovel. |
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| gabe |
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| hey bob i hate writing in pencil too | ||||
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| meeloche |
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-People who drive slow in the left lane or drive the same speed as the people in the right lane so they're driving side by side. - Cheap people who go through their lives doing all they can to save a couple of bucks. |
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| Lukie |
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when girls will NOT let you leave their freaking house, clinging for dear life. "one more time pleeeeeeeeease!!" *grabs crotch* hyachachahc |
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| Kits |
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- Little punks who are so tough when they are with their mates. Give me 5 minutes alone..... - Global warming zealots - Chicks who don't give up their seat on public transport for other pregnant chicks. I trust karma will be a bitch. - Uni students who thinks socialism is 'like the best!' |
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| XTR1000 |
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- air stream hand dryer - tv - nickelback and madonna on the radio |
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| Monsieur_chat |
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| Modern day 'Celebrity' tilts the living fuck out of me. | ||||
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| Halv |
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Is there a trick to these things? Every time I try to use one I end up drying my hands on my pants after standing there forever. |
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First music vid: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MFerARdGW04 Free stream of different song here: http://www.nrk.no/urort/artist/wellfear ('Lytt'/play button on right side)
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| thizzSantaCruz |
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| running my stack up to 1.2k on a 50nl table and then losing the whole fucking stack. | ||||
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Flopping quads and boats like its my job
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| Da GOAT |
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-People from dublin 4 -super sweet 16 tv show - also truely hated Irish guy in that too -hmm most MTV shows |
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Jman: every time the action is to you, it's an opportunity for you to make the perfect play.
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| Parasurama |
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| 98% of the posters on 2+2 | ||||
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| XTR1000 |
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adding to the list - dumb guy who destroyed my plans to ask out the cafeteria girl (dude to her, one before its my turn to order: "no i dont want cream on the hot chocolate, it fakes the taste and you´re making the most delicous hot chocolate Ive ever had" DUDE WTF PLSDIEKTHXBAI?!?!!!1!1!?!?!!?) not that she was into him, but my blood pressure made it impossible for me to ask her nicely. |
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| Galapogos |
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| I hate it how restrooms are all set up so you don't have to touch anything that anyone else would touch except for one thing. Like auto flush toilets, auto soap, auto water tap, auto towel dispenser. Then after all that you still have to open the door with your hands which the 90% of people that don't actually wash after touch as well. | ||||
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| gabe |
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| lukie posts? | ||||
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| JKDS |
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| when you go to a website specifically to find out more information about a club/product/event, only to find out that it isnt there, because the website is total garbage and only exists so that the people who made it can say its there. "For more information, contact...." FUCK YOU | ||||
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| Da GOAT |
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Jman: every time the action is to you, it's an opportunity for you to make the perfect play.
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