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  1. #151
    Quote Originally Posted by bigspenda73
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    people that use Lebron James and Michael Jordan in same same breath/sentence/etc...
    what's the beef with Lebron?
    Idk I just have a something against calling someone "king" who hasn't won an MVP award or an NBA Finals game (HI SWIGGS).
    team sport iirc
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  2. #152
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    -- people who randomly start a convo with strangers (me being the stranger)
    I can't tell you how many times I've pretended to be asleep on an airplane. That is the absolute worst!
    My roommates' uncle travels so much and is so tired of people talking to him that he came up with a method for avoiding conversation. If the person starts talking to him he makes this real bugeyed face and turns slowly towards the person, not saying anything, and stares at the person until they awkwardly look away and leave him alone.
    that is the most awesome thing i have ever heard
  3. #153
    Quote Originally Posted by boost
    Quote Originally Posted by bigspenda73
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    Quote Originally Posted by bigspenda73
    people that use Lebron James and Michael Jordan in same same breath/sentence/etc...
    what's the beef with Lebron?
    Idk I just have a something against calling someone "king" who hasn't won an MVP award or an NBA Finals game (HI SWIGGS).
    team sport iirc
    yes, but not in the sense of football or baseball b/c one player can have such an emormous impact on the game.
  4. #154
    Quote Originally Posted by kb coolman
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    so basically people that fail to acknowledge that driving is a skill tilts you? i would agree. its really weird, the speed i drive is almost entirely based on how i feel. anyone else like that?
    Let me preface my reply by saying I live in Dallas. There is a ton of traffic, and stupid drivers are everywhere.

    This is so ego-centric, it tilts me. The speed limit isn't about you, it's about public safety. Driving on publicly funded roadways hasn't a damn thing to do with your skill, and I could give a shit about how good you think you are behind the wheel. Keep your 'skill' on the race tracks.
    wat?

    You failed to even attempt to make an argument against the points I made. You (as a hypothetical example) are a less skilled driver. Therefore it is possible that you pose more of a danger while driving 55 than I do driving 85. Its actually impossible to quantify how dangerous someone is, but we still can draw the same reasonable conclusions.
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    Quote Originally Posted by kb coolman
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    so basically people that fail to acknowledge that driving is a skill tilts you? i would agree. its really weird, the speed i drive is almost entirely based on how i feel. anyone else like that?
    Let me preface my reply by saying I live in Dallas. There is a ton of traffic, and stupid drivers are everywhere.

    This is so ego-centric, it tilts me. The speed limit isn't about you, it's about public safety. Driving on publicly funded roadways hasn't a damn thing to do with your skill, and I could give a shit about how good you think you are behind the wheel. Keep your 'skill' on the race tracks.
    yes thats great i realize it's not about skill because how the eff are you supposed to quantify it, as boost pointed out, and further even if you could how are you supposed to determine how much they can drive over the speed limit. however, if im feeling antsy and unsettled ill probably do 10-15 over and be fine with it, while when im feeling lethargic ill go the limit to 5 over. the speed limit is a choice, like everything else we do. if we choose to violate then thats fine so long as were willing to accept the consequences of breaking the law, but don't push your morals on me.
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    when people disagree with me
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    when i jizz my pants in public
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    @ boost and will: First let me clarify that I'm not talking about going 70 in a 55. Hell, my grandmother drives that fast.

    But, You both just validated my point, in that the response revolves around YOU, and YOUR ability, and not the general public.

    And let's state for argument sake that I am a less skilled driver, prone to overcorrection when a more 'skilled' driver weaves in and out of traffic at a higher rate of speed. The more skilled driver obviously has more control of their vehicle, and likely has a vehicle capable of such performance. That doesn't stop me from freaking out when you zoom by and nearly cut me off. Therefore, I overcorrect, either slamming on my brakes causing the folks behind me to bite my ass, or I swerve into my periferial traffic. Either way, 1000's of other people are are now stuck in a traffic jam cause you couldn't just slow down.

    It's not about skill, guys. It's about consideration. Your 'skillful' actions can (and do) have unintended consequenses. I see it every single day.
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    DALLAS IN DA HOUSE

    seriously, the fact that like 5+ FTR members live in Big D and I haven't many any of you, that tilts me.
  11. #161
    Quote Originally Posted by kb coolman
    @ boost and will: First let me clarify that I'm not talking about going 70 in a 55. Hell, my grandmother drives that fast.

    But, You both just validated my point, in that the response revolves around YOU, and YOUR ability, and not the general public.

    And let's state for argument sake that I am a less skilled driver, prone to overcorrection when a more 'skilled' driver weaves in and out of traffic at a higher rate of speed. The more skilled driver obviously has more control of their vehicle, and likely has a vehicle capable of such performance. That doesn't stop me from freaking out when you zoom by and nearly cut me off. Therefore, I overcorrect, either slamming on my brakes causing the folks behind me to bite my ass, or I swerve into my periferial traffic. Either way, 1000's of other people are are now stuck in a traffic jam cause you couldn't just slow down.

    It's not about skill, guys. It's about consideration. Your 'skillful' actions can (and do) have unintended consequenses. I see it every single day.
    swerving in and out of lanes with low tolerances would be an example of at worst unskillful driving and at best overly risky driving. Blah blah meow cheow.
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    Quote Originally Posted by boost
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    -- people who randomly start a convo with strangers (me being the stranger)
    I can't tell you how many times I've pretended to be asleep on an airplane. That is the absolute worst!
    My roommates' uncle travels so much and is so tired of people talking to him that he came up with a method for avoiding conversation. If the person starts talking to him he makes this real bugeyed face and turns slowly towards the person, not saying anything, and stares at the person until they awkwardly look away and leave him alone.
    lol.. even if I cared that much to try it, I just couldnt. I would start laughing half way through the turn..
    nyc is easy to avoid peole
    but coach seats on airplanes is tough so i tell this joke to shut 99.9996% of people up"what is the best thing about a 8 year old girl ?"
    --stupid shit head -->"what?"(not really following that it is a joke but out of habit "what?')
    --me -->"turn her over same as a 8 year old boy"(at this point laughing, not laughing doesn't matter)

    long silence

    me --"what is better than that?"--don'tt wait for their "what ?"
    me--"killing her"
    now they will not talk to you



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    the follow up should be "using her teddy bear to clean the blood off your dick." As you can see, its much more dynamic.
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    Quote Originally Posted by boost
    the follow up should be "using her teddy bear to clean the blood off your dick." As you can see, its much more dynamic.
    i have yet found anyone stay near me long enough to keep going
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    I meant instead of "killing her"... cuz like.. it should be a joke, just one that most people in that situation would find extremely disturbing. "Killing her" is just weak sauce.
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    Quote Originally Posted by kb coolman
    @ boost and will: First let me clarify that I'm not talking about going 70 in a 55. Hell, my grandmother drives that fast.

    But, You both just validated my point, in that the response revolves around YOU, and YOUR ability, and not the general public.

    And let's state for argument sake that I am a less skilled driver, prone to overcorrection when a more 'skilled' driver weaves in and out of traffic at a higher rate of speed. The more skilled driver obviously has more control of their vehicle, and likely has a vehicle capable of such performance. That doesn't stop me from freaking out when you zoom by and nearly cut me off. Therefore, I overcorrect, either slamming on my brakes causing the folks behind me to bite my ass, or I swerve into my periferial traffic. Either way, 1000's of other people are are now stuck in a traffic jam cause you couldn't just slow down.

    It's not about skill, guys. It's about consideration. Your 'skillful' actions can (and do) have unintended consequenses. I see it every single day.
    this is what we in the business call taking one thing and calling it another. nobody said anything about swerving and driving like a maniac. i dont do that and it pisses me off when people do it. there is a way to drive fast safely (or safer), but people suck at driving so it doesnt work. also i make it a point to not speed in heavy traffic, and again, people that do piss me off.
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    Quote Originally Posted by boost
    I meant instead of "killing her"... cuz like.. it should be a joke, just one that most people in that situation would find extremely disturbing. "Killing her" is just weak sauce.
    this ain't no clown joke
    obviously you need to hang with pedobear
  18. #168
    Quote Originally Posted by bigspenda73
    DALLAS IN DA HOUSE

    seriously, the fact that like 5+ FTR members live in Big D and I haven't met any of you, that tilts me.
    QFT. And Triptanes is coming up from Nacadoches all the time. We all need to meet up at the Angry Dog sometime for a couple of beers.
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    trips A/C will cut out and he will have to wait for the HVAC repair man, so he wont be able to make it.
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  20. #170
    Quote Originally Posted by boost
    In the same vein, people who think legality is synonymous with morality. Are you really that fucking stupid?
    omgyes

    then you question them on their retardery and they quote propaganda catchphrases i.e. "gambling destroys families"; "speed kills", etc
  21. #171
    I know a guy who has bad driving habits. When I USED to ride with him, he would put me on tilt. I'd find myself stepping on my imaginary brake. He's one of those drivers that insist on looking at you when they talk to you. "Eye contact isn't necessary now, bro"! I'm not talking about quick glances. I'm talking 5, 7 seconds at a time. Eyes on everything but the road. And he could shake off close calls like none other. The car would go SCREEEEECCHH, I'd be like "Lawd have mercy", he'd be like "Meh". He was a better driver when he drank, cos he would focus on the road. He was a better bowler and driver when he was drunk. Go figure.
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    "click the mouse, lose your house"
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    Quote Originally Posted by boost
    "click the mouse, lose your house"
    This is really just part of the only thing that really tilts me. The stupidy that comes with being human. We're all so fcking stupid.
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    joint pain fucking tilts the living shit outta me

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    People who add "or no?" to the end of yes or no questions. I honestly dont know what the fuck theyre doing. Is it because they dont actually think people are smart enough to understand how to identify a yes/no question? I honestly dont know, but it tilts the shit out of me.
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    timeshare meetings

    i didn't learn from the south park episode, it's pretty much exactly like that....... never again
  30. #180
    Quote Originally Posted by will641
    -spending $150,000,000 on an inauguration party
    youre right. He shoulda just held it in the guest bedroom in the white house with one witness, and maybe a small camera crew so it could later be broadcast by media outlets who care to foot the bill. That way he wont have to spend millions on the necessary security and facilities that make this historical event possible.

    I mean, seriously, come on will, hes not buying a magnum bottle of dom for every attendee..
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    Not only is it largely mandatory, but it's also very wise to spend money on rallies. All great leaders instill and encourage feelings of greatness in the people
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    These scare me more than they tilt me. Also I love the song Revolving doors by Crazy Town
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    Quote Originally Posted by HalvSame
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    revolving doors
    These scare me more than they tilt me. Also I love the song Revolving doors by Crazy Town
    They installed one in our cafeteria and I get stuck in that damn thing half the time Im going to lunch. I can assure you, that theres nothing to be scared of, you can push them around to get out. And I agree on that song being cool.
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    When there isn't at least one wufwugy post per thread.
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    Quote Originally Posted by will641
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    When there is one or more wufwugy post per page.
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    Quote Originally Posted by will641
    Quote Originally Posted by Parasurama
    When there is one or more wufwugy post per thread.
    fyp?
    haha I just love the asses
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    Quote Originally Posted by Parasurama
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    When there is one or more wufwugy post per thread.
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    haha I just love the asses
    the novelty wears off.
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    ygos?
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    Quote Originally Posted by boost
    Quote Originally Posted by will641
    -spending $150,000,000 on an inauguration party
    youre right. He shoulda just held it in the guest bedroom in the white house with one witness, and maybe a small camera crew so it could later be broadcast by media outlets who care to foot the bill. That way he wont have to spend millions on the necessary security and facilities that make this historical event possible.

    I mean, seriously, come on will, hes not buying a magnum bottle of dom for every attendee..
    devil's advocate: There is approximately a 0% chance you'd be making this argument in defense of bush or mccain/palin.
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    if will liked me he'd just hafta hate on somebody else
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lukie
    Quote Originally Posted by boost
    Quote Originally Posted by will641
    -spending $150,000,000 on an inauguration party
    youre right. He shoulda just held it in the guest bedroom in the white house with one witness, and maybe a small camera crew so it could later be broadcast by media outlets who care to foot the bill. That way he wont have to spend millions on the necessary security and facilities that make this historical event possible.

    I mean, seriously, come on will, hes not buying a magnum bottle of dom for every attendee..
    devil's advocate: There is approximately a 0% chance you'd be making this argument in defense of bush or mccain/palin.
    Right. But that doesn't make him wrong. Just means roles could be flip-flopped
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    when you are having a threesome and both chicks want your cock in them at the same time and they start whining and you can only cock choke one of them at a time so the other is still whining. tilts me so hard.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ProZachNation
    when you are having a threesome and both chicks want your cock in them at the same time and they start whining and you can only cock choke one of them at a time so the other is still whining. tilts me so hard.
    have girl you are cock choking sit on other girls face. Problem solved.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ProZachNation
    when some guy is doing me in the ass and doesnt have the common courtesy to give me a reach around
    FYP

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    Quote Originally Posted by ProZachNation
    when some guy is doing me in the ass and doesnt have the common courtesy to give me a reach around
    FYP
    just jealous and immature

    either that or you want me all to yourself and are selfish.

    Either way I feel sad for you.
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    Quote Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla
    Quote Originally Posted by Lukie
    Quote Originally Posted by boost
    Quote Originally Posted by will641
    -spending $150,000,000 on an inauguration party
    youre right. He shoulda just held it in the guest bedroom in the white house with one witness, and maybe a small camera crew so it could later be broadcast by media outlets who care to foot the bill. That way he wont have to spend millions on the necessary security and facilities that make this historical event possible.

    I mean, seriously, come on will, hes not buying a magnum bottle of dom for every attendee..
    devil's advocate: There is approximately a 0% chance you'd be making this argument in defense of bush or mccain/palin.
    Right. But that doesn't make him wrong. Just means roles could be flip-flopped
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    Quote Originally Posted by ProZachNation
    when you are having a threesome and both chicks want your cock in them at the same time and they start whining and you can only cock choke one of them at a time so the other is still whining. tilts me so hard.
    so which porno were you watching when this happened?
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    i knew there was something i was forgetting. it tilts me when people are trying to say happy birthday and they always say"the big 1-9" or whatever age they are turning. why is turning anything but 21 big?
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    Quote Originally Posted by JKDS
    yeah whatever, you can't possibly tell me you like it when people say to you happy bday man! the big 2-3/2-3/2-4/whatever age you're turning.
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    When your drunk and some awesome song comes on and you dont know the name of it and you can't remember any lyrics

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    dishes that can't go in the dish-washer



    what the fuck is that shit all about


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    Quote Originally Posted by UG
    dishes that can't go in the dish-washer



    what the fuck is that shit all about
    you put dishes in your dish washer? Thats a fetish Ive never heard of...


    ...oooh.. you mean the appliance...
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    miscllicking my way out of a tournament with a big stack like i just did.


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    Quote Originally Posted by UG
    dishes that can't go in the dish-washer



    what the fuck is that shit all about
    Do it anyway. LIVE ON TEH EDGE.
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    I recognize one shape... err maybe I see a train as well? Either way, those things look horrible.
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    Quote Originally Posted by boost
    I recognize one shape... err maybe I see a train as well? Either way, those things look horrible.
    every year for 12 years i've told her those cookies suck
    this year i thought it was going to be different because her mom was making the cookies--MOTHER FUCKING CUNT CHRIST she got her recipe from her mother --fuck me

    i use them like fruit cake--give them to people who give me crappy shit--take that FUCKO
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    perfect usage of fucko imo.
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    When people type an ellipsis after nearly every sentence...

    it says "I'm not confident, I'm not able to articulate my ideas properly, I think there's something else I should say but I don't know what it is, or I'm using this as a cheap way to seem like there's more to me or that I'm mysterious."
  69. #219
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    Drivers who drive right up to the zebra crossing and then slam the breaks instead of gradually slowing down. So annoying for both pedestrians and passengers.
  70. #220
    Quote Originally Posted by HalvSame
    zebra crossing
    I knew zebras had a wide territory but I had no idea it extended to Northern Europe.
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    Have you never seen a polar-bra?


    (obv this is a polar bear/zebra crossing).
  72. #222
    u mean its not ur mom covered in black dildos?
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    himself fucker.
    why does that polar bear smell like axe body spray?
    <a href=http://i.imgur.com/kWiMIMW.png target=_blank>http://i.imgur.com/kWiMIMW.png</a>
  74. #224
    that auto insurance youtube clip was pure gold
  75. #225
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    all of 2P2, particlularly the BBV

    "OMG DURRRRRR IS GOING BROKE OH NOEZ"
    then 2793293 replies.

    If you did not spend all of your precious time in the BBV, you might actually learn something about the game, enought to know that a guy who CRUSHES THE FUCKING HIGHEST LIMITS OF THE FUCKING GAME THE REST OF YOUR FUCKING FORUM IS ALL ABOUT FOR 7 MOTHERFUCKING BB/100 AND IS UP LIKE * FUCKING MIRRION IN TACKED HANDSSS is unlikely to go broke after losing 300 MISERABLE K in a single sitting.

    GFY DIAGF ARGHHHH YOU FUCKING LOWLIFE AMOEBA-LIKE PLAYA HATAS
    My dream... is to fly... over the rainbow... so high...


    Cogito ergo sum

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    Hey, I'm in a movie!
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