things that tilt you

[boost]

people who do not speak correctly.

"yo,yo,yo, my man, can I axt you a questiom"
shit like this
and other people that talk all Gangsta and shit.
GTFO!!

-people who have some fabled notion that there is a "correct way to speak."

[boost]

those fucking uggly snowboots girls wear

not sure if youre talking about uggs or not... but I used to make fun of my ex for wearing them just because I liked to make fun of her. But honestly I think girls look cute in them... and some girls can even pull off the rubber rain boots that are in fashion imo.

[bigspenda73]

there's no fucking comma on the keybad of a keyboard

well, not on yours

fsdanfdklsaghkl;dsaghkl;sdhl;kgads

[kingnat]

reality shows, including all semi-reality crap like american idol, bla bla top model or whatever and spinoffs

even pimp my ride and unique whips tilt me

I agree with all of this.. except for Rock of Love... that's pretty much the epitome of outstanding and captivating television. I cry a little bit as I watch it because Bret Michael's new music is like so dope, and it's pretty much like looking into the eyes of sweet baby jesus.

[Ragnar4]

--When a prostitute comes over after we'd negotiated a fee, and then she's suddenly like.. uhh, I'm gonna need double our original price.

--When some loser thinks I'm a dick just because I beat him at a game of poker/warhammer/chess/debate. Just because you can't hold your own to my skills pal, does NOT mean I can't be your friend afterwards.

-- People who say "EXTREEEEEEME"

-- Hippies tilt me to no fucking end. Peace, love, and understanding? No that's just your drug addled, lazy ass mind wanting not to fight for something you believe in.

-- Militant anything. The other end of the hippy extreme is just as bad, no you do NOT need to kill a man because he looked like he wanted to get on your property, I don't care if we ARE in montana. And you militant lesbians can go suck a dick too.

-- That Dwarfman bullshit tilted me pretty hard.

-- People who can't get past physical deformity. I have a birthmark, it's huge, you can pick me out of a crowd of 10 thousand people from an helicopter. I'm not ripped but I'm a healthy looking man, and women who *should* be in my league are not, simply because I have some red on my face? Bitch, you'd be lucky if you could sniff my farts, so go get wet over some tool, and be miserable for the rest of your life while he never matures past 19.

-- Random people who think they can give my daughter shit because she's cute (true story x3, last one was some 42 year old pedophile we met at walmart, tried to buy her a toy because she was just tooooooo cute.) Don't teach her to be a whore you assholes. Fuck you.

--There are 2 people in my life I've just wanted to ball up a fist and rock their world. I've never hit anyone, any time I think about the shit they put me through and the fact that I didn't spend time jumping on their spine really tilts.

-- The word irreguardless.

-- When women drive.

[Jack Sawyer]

how is unique whips a semi reality tv show?

I don't know, but it really tilts the fuck out of me. I perceive it as the network execs actually think there is a whole market out there that cares about what LeBron James did with his '02 Hummer. Its crap, and the shop is whack.

I wrote a whole rant as to why I hate reality shows, but then I deleted it. I just fucking hate them all.

[kb coolman]

People who yeild to the access road when exiting the freeway. Um, there's a semi barrelling 65 down the exit ramp behind us.

Women drivers in general. And it tilts my wife evey time I point it out. Anytime some driver is being an ingorant moron and/or total douche, I always mutter 'woman driver'...and I'm right about 95% of the time.

People who refuse to acknowledge any truth in stereotypes. That's what makes them so damn funny. See women driver post above.

When my balls start itching really bad during a business meeting and I just can't give them a good scratch.

congradulations

emails with more than on FW: or RE: in the title.

People forwarding emails as attachments

[kmind]

-Feeling like I have to sneeze and then don't

-Guys who wear hair gel in a non-formal or business setting

-Girls who won't let you blow your load on them, Listen women...there is too much biologically going on to do the "towel/t-shirt' reach... just clean it off your stomach/ass in 20 seconds!!...it won't kill you!

-Jake Delhomme

-UVA fans....WHY THE FUUUUCK WOULD YOU WHERE KHAKIS, LOAFERS, AND A TIE TO A FOOTBALL GAME?!?!

-Midgets who won't let you toss them

wow same person? Not sure about the last thing, midgets just scare me. But specifically everything you named fits me. No offense UVA students that are at FTR

[wufwugy]

Bitch, you'd be lucky if you could sniff my farts, so go get wet over some tool, and be miserable for the rest of your life while he never matures past 19.

potw

[Galapogos]

there's no fucking comma on the keybad of a keyboard

Does yours not have a "p" either?

[givememyleg]

there's no p in fucking

[Halv]

I bet you'res () doesn't have an æ, an ø or an å either.

[Halv]

also "phucking" el Dio

[will641]

1) People that wear shorts when it is the middle of winter.
2) Linecutters @ Chipotle obv
3) Girls that think they can get whatever they want because of their looks, and then when you deny them something they go into complete bitch mode because of their sense of entitlement.
4) Most customer service
5) Flip flops (sorry, but they suck hard)
6) Someone said this already so +1. Fat ppl that walk super slow while blocking anyone from passing them.
7) Neighbors that blast their music so loud you can sing along with the lyrics.

i think you might hate me cause i do 1, 5, and now that i got these new speakers and sub 7.

[bikes]

Crocks tilt the living shit outta me.

[ProZachNation]

In porn when a dude is moaning like a fucking stuck pig, just stfu! holy shit.

Bbickes is your avatar this: (NSFW!!! PORN) http://www.xvideos.com/video73675/is...iend_s_brother (NSFW PORN)

[will641]

In porn when a dude is moaning like a fucking stuck pig, just stfu! holy shit.

Bbickes is your avatar this: (NSFW!!! PORN) http://www.xvideos.com/video73675/is...iend_s_brother (NSFW PORN)

yeah i recognized that shit immediately, except i saw it on redtube.

[bigspenda73]

getting distracted by porn while playing

[flomo]

In porn when a dude is moaning like a fucking stuck pig, just stfu! holy shit.

Bbickes is your avatar this: (NSFW!!! PORN) http:///video73675/isabella_soprano_fucks_her_bestfriend_s_brother(NS FW PORN)

IN BEFORE THE STRIKE

[flomo]

swig's new avatar

[kmind]

In porn when a dude is moaning like a fucking stuck pig, just stfu! holy shit.

Bbickes is your avatar this: (NSFW!!! PORN) http:///video73675/isabella_soprano_fucks_her_bestfriend_s_brother(NS FW PORN)

IN BEFORE THE STRIKE

striking prozach for finding me a new porn site would tilt me.

speaking of that, spenda's porn links tilt me. wtf is that shit.

[bigspenda73]

wtf are you talking about?

[kmind]

the porn link you sent on AIM a couple of weeks ago...wtf?! pornhub and redtube ftw ALWAYS. but i do have to check out prozach's site.

[bigspenda73]

people giving prozach credit for sites when I sent them to them on AIM

[Parasurama]

People who break silence to say something meaningless.
People who refuse to accept when they've lost an argument.
People who hold beliefs subjectively, defend them vigorously, and refuse to recognize the validity of other perspectives.
People who think philosophy is a waste of time.
People who can't take a joke.
Non-merit based selection processes.
Obamaniacs.
Girls who seem easy but aren't.
Small talk with close family and friends.
People who tell the same stories/jokes repeatedly and think it's funny or appreciated every time.
People who make hasty generalizations.
Girls who wear boots over jeans.
When people who don't understand science attack it's theories without supporting evidence.
People who don't want to be happy.
People who will not let other people make their own choices without interference or denigration.
People who see debate as a medium for competition, status, and self-esteem enhancement rather than as a pathway to truth.
Anyone who says, "I work hard, and I play hard."

[XTR1000]

-- not having clean dishes for breakfast when I get up

-- people who randomly start a convo with strangers (me being the stranger)

-- crowded places

-- running out of orange juice/cranberry juice/red bull and have vodka left

-- girls making a scene when Im going to pay for dinner

[XTR1000]

whats itt , its starting to tilt me seeing it everywhere.

people who dont use urban dictionary

[mrhappy333]

people who think the MULLET is a good hair do.

[boost]

how is unique whips a semi reality tv show?

I don't know, but it really tilts the fuck out of me. I perceive it as the network execs actually think there is a whole market out there that cares about what LeBron James did with his '02 Hummer. Its crap, and the shop is whack.

I wrote a whole rant as to why I hate reality shows, but then I deleted it. I just fucking hate them all.

hmm Idk if you got what I meant. I was saying that the show is just as much of a reality show as all the others. Whats funny is what that actually means is that it is heavily scripted and just awkward to watch. And just like all other theme reality shows, its not at all about the theme, its just about poorly scripted drama. THe only show in this category that I thought was actually decent was American Hot Rod. But even still they over played the drama that revolved around the shop manager and owner who did absolutely not work on the cars.

[bikes]

In porn when a dude is moaning like a fucking stuck pig, just stfu! holy shit.

Bbickes is your avatar this: (NSFW!!! PORN) http://www.xvideos.com/video73675/is...iend_s_brother (NSFW PORN)

yeah i recognized that shit immediately, except i saw it on redtube.

Fap Fap?

[Halv]

-- running out of orange juice/cranberry juice/red bull and have vodka left

you're doing it wrong

[mrhappy333]

muslim extremists, religous extremist. Jehovah Witnesses Knocking on my door

[nibbles]

-- people who randomly start a convo with strangers (me being the stranger)

I can't tell you how many times I've pretended to be asleep on an airplane. That is the absolute worst!

[will641]

running bad on weekends (every weekend)

[boost]

-- people who randomly start a convo with strangers (me being the stranger)

I can't tell you how many times I've pretended to be asleep on an airplane. That is the absolute worst!

you dont have an ipod?

[will641]

oh yeah, it tilts me that i actually cant fall asleep on planes, trains and automobiles ever. doesnt matter how tired i am. something about my body just wont let me sleep sitting up. w

[Galapogos]

running bad on weekends (every weekend)

it didnt occur to me that people would be dumb enough to post poker tilts in here.

[Galapogos]

People who break silence to say something meaningless.

qfmt!

If you have an issue with the silence then start talking. Talking about how it's quiet expecting to be funny is the dumbest fucking thing.

[Lukie]

Guys that are WAY too comfortable in the locker room naked.

Need to change or take a shower? Cool, that's what the locker room is for.

Need to go to the dry your hair, sit in the sauna, go to the bathroom, shave, and brush your teeth? Please, at least put your goddamn tighty whities on.

[JL]

Lots of antisocial people itt.

LOL nh Galapogos
Will got pwned

[mrhappy333]

oh yeah, people who look muslim, and shave their beards all fucked up and shit.
lol

[will641]

running bad on weekends (every weekend)

it didnt occur to me that people would be dumb enough to post poker tilts in here.

who said i was talking about poker?

[kb coolman]

running bad on weekends (every weekend)

it didnt occur to me that people would be dumb enough to post poker tilts in here.

who said i was talking about poker?

Fap Fap??

[Lukie]

-- not having clean dishes for breakfast when I get up

-- people who randomly start a convo with strangers (me being the stranger)

-- crowded places

-- running out of orange juice/cranberry juice/red bull and have vodka left

-- girls making a scene when Im going to pay for dinner

thing that tilts me: people who make absolutely no effort (or are too afraid) to say something to complete strangers.

a bad conversation is better than awkward silence, imo.

[Galapogos]

running bad on weekends (every weekend)

it didnt occur to me that people would be dumb enough to post poker tilts in here.

who said i was talking about poker?

Lukie.

[flomo]

-- running out of orange juice/cranberry juice/red bull and have vodka left

you're doing it wrong

agreed


XTR
drinking whiskey(all types) cures your problem

[mrhappy333]

waking up at 3am

[XTR1000]

timezones and that i dont like whisky

[nibbles]

-- not having clean dishes for breakfast when I get up

-- people who randomly start a convo with strangers (me being the stranger)

-- crowded places

-- running out of orange juice/cranberry juice/red bull and have vodka left

-- girls making a scene when Im going to pay for dinner

thing that tilts me: people who make absolutely no effort (or are too afraid) to say something to complete strangers.

a bad conversation is better than awkward silence, imo.

Exactly. In your opinion. Chatterboxes need to find other chatterboxes and yack it up. Breaking ice is one thing, but I can talk about nothing for only so long. I guess the people who tilt me are strangers who can't tell when a conversation has run its course. It's almost like they want you to be rude. IMO.

And if you think a bad conversation is better than silence, you should spend some time in New York City. That experience will force you to ignore strangers.

[will641]

-- not having clean dishes for breakfast when I get up

-- people who randomly start a convo with strangers (me being the stranger)

-- crowded places

-- running out of orange juice/cranberry juice/red bull and have vodka left

-- girls making a scene when Im going to pay for dinner

thing that tilts me: people who make absolutely no effort (or are too afraid) to say something to complete strangers.

a bad conversation is better than awkward silence, imo.

Exactly. In your opinion. Chatterboxes need to find other chatterboxes and yack it up. Breaking ice is one thing, but I can talk about nothing for only so long. I guess the people who tilt me are strangers who can't tell when a conversation has run its course. It's almost like they want you to be rude. IMO.

And if you think a bad conversation is better than silence, you should spend some time in New York City. That experience will force you to ignore strangers.

i like it when people come up to me and introduce themselves at a party. it tilts me just as hard though when somebody you're friendly with but not friends with strikes up a convo and just won't let you leave. nibbles put it perfectly, its like they want you to be rude and interrupt them in the middle of some lame and boring story that i dont care at all about.

[Ash256]

- Dumb managers who are unable to see the bigger picture
- Dumb managers who think their machinations aren't blatant
- Dumb managers

[wufwugy]

People who refuse to accept when they've lost an argument.
People who hold beliefs subjectively, defend them vigorously, and refuse to recognize the validity of other perspectives.
People who think philosophy is a waste of time.
People who can't take a joke.
Non-merit based selection processes.
People who make hasty generalizations.
When people who don't understand science attack it's theories without supporting evidence.
People who will not let other people make their own choices without interference or denigration.
People who see debate as a medium for competition, status, and self-esteem enhancement rather than as a pathway to truth

[boost]

having to shovel... Ive left my car in the garage and found otherways to and from school for the past week because there is a foot of snow in my drive way.

[UG]

having to shovel... Ive left my car in the garage and found otherways to and from school for the past week because there is a foot of snow in my drive way.

all of your problems are solved

http://silverbear.biz/?gclid=CPj19cOhmZgCFRYiagodDXDYng

my dad swears by it, like in his top five of greatest inventions ever

I don't own one because we have a flat driveway and it doesn't snow enough really...they have a huge driveway that slopes, shoveling is key so they can get the car in the garage. my dad likes it so much he wants it to snow so he can use it, old people are weird.



-- I hate how clothes are so expensive

[dthorne04]

donovan fucking mcnabb

[nibbles]

A 20 minute rendition of The Star Spangled Banner at sporting events.

[Lukie]

-- not having clean dishes for breakfast when I get up

-- people who randomly start a convo with strangers (me being the stranger)

-- crowded places

-- running out of orange juice/cranberry juice/red bull and have vodka left

-- girls making a scene when Im going to pay for dinner

thing that tilts me: people who make absolutely no effort (or are too afraid) to say something to complete strangers.

a bad conversation is better than awkward silence, imo.

Exactly. In your opinion. Chatterboxes need to find other chatterboxes and yack it up. Breaking ice is one thing, but I can talk about nothing for only so long. I guess the people who tilt me are strangers who can't tell when a conversation has run its course. It's almost like they want you to be rude. IMO.

And if you think a bad conversation is better than silence, you should spend some time in New York City. That experience will force you to ignore strangers.

I don't mean like that. Even a friendly smile and 'hi' usually suffices.

Or, "hey, how ya doin";; "good and yourself";; "fine thank you"

is better than "......................" "......................"

I have no interest in spending time in NYC.

[will641]

people who think family guy > simpsons

[UG]

- People who walk diagonally across the street when going into stores. Walk in a motherfucking straight line, yo, so you can get out of my way faster.

- Women that suck at driving

- Women that suck at driving while talking on a cell phone





- People that start a sentence with, "I don't mean to (whatever), but..."

"I don't mean to be rude, but..." Yeah, you're saying something rude!
"I don't mean to interrupt, but..." Yeah, you meant to interrupt, wtf you want?

.......etc.

[kb coolman]

- People that start a sentence with, "I don't mean to (whatever), but..."

"I don't mean to be rude, but..." Yeah, you're saying something rude!
"I don't mean to interrupt, but..." Yeah, you meant to interrupt, wtf you want?

.......etc.

Yeah. As a good friend of mine says, "everything before 'but' is bullshit."

[UG]

- Dodge Ram and F-150 commercials


during the collge National Championship game, I looked at my wife (who had just sat down), and said "this is the 6th time I've seen this commercial." There was still time left in the first quarter.

[boost]

people who think that speeding is inherently dangerous. The speed limit is set at an arbitrary point because it needs to be set somewhere. There is good reason for where it is set, but that doesnt mean that everyone going 20 mph over is more dangerous than those following the speed limit. They are more dangerous than they would have been had then been going the speed limit, but how dangerous they are (if we could pretend this is measurable) is relative to skill.

Same goes for talking on the cell phone while driving. Some people are absolutely horrible multi taskers. Some people are extremely proficient at it.

In the same vein, people who think legality is synonymous with morality. Are you really that fucking stupid?

[will641]

so basically people that fail to acknowledge that driving is a skill tilts you? i would agree. its really weird, the speed i drive is almost entirely based on how i feel. anyone else like that?

[nibbles]

Guys who boast about all the women they have, when they do WAY too much to get them. If you're paying a broad's rent, buying them clothes, cell phone bills, car notes, etc.., I'm not impressed dude. I'm talking about working men too btw. I mean, if you have money falling out of your pockets, rich guy then hey, whatevers clever. But when you are busting your ass to make that buck, you are not a pimp. You are a trick. I wouldn't brag about that.

[mrhappy333]

When I am outside snowblowing and my kids decide to have a water fight inside.

[Lukie]

people that confuse 'skin' with 'fat'.

that thin layer you can barely pinch on your knuckles.. you can call that skin. those rolls on your stomach? not skin bro!

[kb coolman]

so basically people that fail to acknowledge that driving is a skill tilts you? i would agree. its really weird, the speed i drive is almost entirely based on how i feel. anyone else like that?

Let me preface my reply by saying I live in Dallas. There is a ton of traffic, and stupid drivers are everywhere.

This is so ego-centric, it tilts me. The speed limit isn't about you, it's about public safety. Driving on publicly funded roadways hasn't a damn thing to do with your skill, and I could give a shit about how good you think you are behind the wheel. Keep your 'skill' on the race tracks.

[JKDS]

so basically people that fail to acknowledge that driving is a skill tilts you? i would agree. its really weird, the speed i drive is almost entirely based on how i feel. anyone else like that?

Let me preface my reply by saying I live in Dallas. There is a ton of traffic, and stupid drivers are everywhere.

This is so ego-centric, it tilts me. The speed limit isn't about you, it's about public safety. Driving on publicly funded roadways hasn't a damn thing to do with your skill, and I could give a shit about how good you think you are behind the wheel. Keep your 'skill' on the race tracks.

qft.

On a different note, i get tilted when buildings are made hastily and incorrectly. The balcony of my apartment was made with a storm drain (ldo), but the balcony is also at a slight angle, so that water will never actually hit that drain until the balcony has been filled up about a centimeter or so and starts creeping into my room.

[bigspenda73]

people that use Lebron James and Michael Jordan in same same breath/sentence/etc...

[UG]

people that use Lebron James and Michael Jordan in same same breath/sentence/etc...

what's the beef with Lebron? he's pretty fucking awesome. he isn't Jordan (nobody ever will be), but goddamn he's good.

[Lukie]

when people disagree with me

[Hawk]

cardinal/stealer superbowls

[bigred]

-- people who randomly start a convo with strangers (me being the stranger)

I can't tell you how many times I've pretended to be asleep on an airplane. That is the absolute worst!

My roommates' uncle travels so much and is so tired of people talking to him that he came up with a method for avoiding conversation. If the person starts talking to him he makes this real bugeyed face and turns slowly towards the person, not saying anything, and stares at the person until they awkwardly look away and leave him alone.

[bigspenda73]

people that use Lebron James and Michael Jordan in same same breath/sentence/etc...

what's the beef with Lebron?

Idk I just have a something against calling someone "king" who hasn't won an MVP award or an NBA Finals game (HI SWIGGS).

[boost]

-- people who randomly start a convo with strangers (me being the stranger)

I can't tell you how many times I've pretended to be asleep on an airplane. That is the absolute worst!

My roommates' uncle travels so much and is so tired of people talking to him that he came up with a method for avoiding conversation. If the person starts talking to him he makes this real bugeyed face and turns slowly towards the person, not saying anything, and stares at the person until they awkwardly look away and leave him alone.

lol.. even if I cared that much to try it, I just couldnt. I would start laughing half way through the turn..