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lolzzz_321
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NO YOU
Join Date: Oct 2004
Location: My ice is polarized
Posts: 2,797
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bears eating peeps
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supa
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Full House
Join Date: Feb 2010
Posts: 986
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You mean the marshmellow kind? Coz I thing that would be kinda fun to watch.
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“Right thoughts produce right actions and right actions produce work which will be a material reflection for others to see of the serenity at the center of it all”
Put hero on a goddamn range part II- The 6max years
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Originally Posted by d0zer
start using your brain more and vagina less
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supa
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Full House
Join Date: Feb 2010
Posts: 986
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“Right thoughts produce right actions and right actions produce work which will be a material reflection for others to see of the serenity at the center of it all”
Put hero on a goddamn range part II- The 6max years
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Originally Posted by d0zer
start using your brain more and vagina less
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BennyLaRue
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Full House
Join Date: Sep 2007
Posts: 646
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Blame the peeps, not the bears.
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a500lbgorilla
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JESUS TAKE THE KEYBOARD
Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: This room is a good place to be
Posts: 8,379
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Shut your dirty hole of a mouth. Those innocent people did nothing to invite the bears to eat them, they were just acting within their own gentle human nature. The bears have no excuse!
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Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
Precisely.
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BennyLaRue
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Full House
Join Date: Sep 2007
Posts: 646
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Quote:
Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla
Shut your dirty hole of a mouth. Those innocent people did nothing to invite the bears to eat them, they were just acting within their own gentle human nature. The bears have no excuse!
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If a bear eats you now, you can blame this post. It might be the Year 2081, but you'll remember this post, I know it.
It'll be either karma or that I trained and released bears in your general direction. You decide. But be sure the bears are just guided by the hand of God, or me in the case of myself.
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supa
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Full House
Join Date: Feb 2010
Posts: 986
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I Fart In Your General Direction! - YouTube
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“Right thoughts produce right actions and right actions produce work which will be a material reflection for others to see of the serenity at the center of it all”
Put hero on a goddamn range part II- The 6max years
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Originally Posted by d0zer
start using your brain more and vagina less
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kiwiMark
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Join Date: Jul 2009
Location: Nu Zuland bru
Posts: 939
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How absurdly loud my flatmates talk when we're sitting at the table. We're all right beside each other guys 
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BooG690
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Join Date: Mar 2009
Posts: 1,439
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WHAT DID YOU SAY!?!?!?!
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Lucothefish
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Full House
Join Date: Mar 2009
Location: Cretaceous Park
Posts: 701
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Directors who think white gym socks + hair bunches = teenager
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<@d0zer> how will you learn if I don't berate you harshly?
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flomo
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Full House
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: mashing potatoes
Posts: 878
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Directors who think blonde strippers + implants = milfs
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Quote:
Originally Posted by bigred
Protect dog
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rpm
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4-of-a-Kind
Join Date: Jul 2009
Location: learnin'
Posts: 2,041
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loud, bad music. especially at parties
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WillburForce
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Flush
Join Date: May 2006
Location: SW London
Posts: 516
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People who come for dinner and bring some shit like Blossom Hill.
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Lucothefish
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Full House
Join Date: Mar 2009
Location: Cretaceous Park
Posts: 701
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Queue jumpers
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<@d0zer> how will you learn if I don't berate you harshly?
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eugmac
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Full House
Join Date: Jun 2006
Posts: 739
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People who shove their way into public transit trains when obviously there's a huge mob of people waiting to get out first.
Here's a big one: the sound of gnashing teeth against cutlery, especially tilting when it's a spoon. Why are you biting your soup? I used to do this when I was a kid and thankfully was taught by my parents not to do it. I did it because eww lips against metal that other lips have touched eww germs. Therefore I have this theory that virgins have a higher likelyhood of exhibiting this behavior.
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Ash256
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4-of-a-Kind
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: UK
Posts: 1,760
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Quote:
Originally Posted by eugmac
Here's a big one: the sound of gnashing teeth against cutlery, especially tilting when it's a spoon. Why are you biting your soup? I used to do this when I was a kid and thankfully was taught by my parents not to do it. Therefore I have this theory that virgins have a higher likelyhood of exhibiting this behavior.
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So did your mum have sex with you in exchange for improved table manners?
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eugmac
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Full House
Join Date: Jun 2006
Posts: 739
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No, I still wasn't enough of a gentleman for her. Yours welcomed me with open arms though. And by arms I mean legs.
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Galapogos
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4-of-a-Kind
Join Date: Jun 2005
Location: The Loser's Lounge
Posts: 2,322
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And by legs he means butthole.
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Originally Posted by sauce123
I don't get why you insist on stacking off with like jack high all the time.
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Lucothefish
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Full House
Join Date: Mar 2009
Location: Cretaceous Park
Posts: 701
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Appliances that fail within a week or two of their warranty expiring. You're not supposed to actually do that, it's just a thing that old stand up comedians use for laughs ffs
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<@d0zer> how will you learn if I don't berate you harshly?
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BennyLaRue
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Full House
Join Date: Sep 2007
Posts: 646
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Lucothefish
Appliances that fail within a week or two of their warranty expiring. You're not supposed to actually do that
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Don't be a big Socialist baby. That's called Effective Capitalism.
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eugmac
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Full House
Join Date: Jun 2006
Posts: 739
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Quote:
Originally Posted by BennyLaRue
Don't be a big Socialist baby. That's called Effective Capitalism.
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I dunno about that, it sounds more to me like those toasters are being coerced by government pressure to fail on demand due to the powerful lobbying power of the toaster manufacturers. A classic case of infringement of individual toaster liberty, imo.
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Lucothefish
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Full House
Join Date: Mar 2009
Location: Cretaceous Park
Posts: 701
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Paying 60p to use a payphone
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<@d0zer> how will you learn if I don't berate you harshly?
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bode
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Straight Flush
Join Date: May 2006
Location: slow motion
Posts: 4,270
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only drug dealers and homeless people use pay phones
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eeevees are not monies yet...they are like baby monies.
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Lucothefish
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Full House
Join Date: Mar 2009
Location: Cretaceous Park
Posts: 701
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Quote:
Originally Posted by bode
only drug dealers and homeless people use pay phones
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From the smell of it, that was the impression I got too. However, I had forgotten to charge my phone and had no choice
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<@d0zer> how will you learn if I don't berate you harshly?
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Sykedupp
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Flush
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Vancouver, BC, Canada
Posts: 550
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Having a 90% difference in my ROI between FTP and PS (liking FTP more), and then having FTP bite the bullet instead of PS.
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Originally Posted by soupie
That is the beauty of poker, it doesnt matter how they play, you can always devise the perfect defense and counterpunch hard.
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Roid_Rage
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Flush
Join Date: Nov 2010
Location: He just wins, mmkay?
Posts: 395
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people coming into my store that do not have proper hygiene techniques and manage to stink up a fairly large convenience store.
especially tilting during winter because i cant air it out by opening door
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Originally Posted by d0zer
cock sauce and anything asian is great  |
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BankItDrew
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4-of-a-Kind
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: Losing Prop Bets
Posts: 2,789
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having problems logging into PS
now i know how it feels to be from the US
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Girlfriend: Why are the werewolves more important than living life?!
Girlfriend: Are you on the forums doing the werewolves again?
Girlfriend: Soo... you forgot to run that errand, but you had time to werewolf? Wtf?
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Lucothefish
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Full House
Join Date: Mar 2009
Location: Cretaceous Park
Posts: 701
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Graffiti in the bathroom stalls at work. Grow up guys, seriously.
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<@d0zer> how will you learn if I don't berate you harshly?
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OngBonga
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Full House
Join Date: Jul 2010
Location: England
Posts: 1,053
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People who say bathroom stalls. That's even gayer than restroom, WC and even lavatory.
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Quote:
Originally Posted by wufwugy
ongies gonna ong
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Lucothefish
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Full House
Join Date: Mar 2009
Location: Cretaceous Park
Posts: 701
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Korean spies
Also, when you sit at someone else's desk in the office and a colleague makes a joke about how they look different.
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<@d0zer> how will you learn if I don't berate you harshly?
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Sasquach991
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Full House
Join Date: Sep 2008
Location: Rat Cheer
Posts: 1,012
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"I went to a fight and a hockey game broke out"...especially at the rink
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"Just cause I'm from the South don't mean I ain't got no book learnin'"
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Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla
...we've all learned long ago how to share the truth without actually having the truth.
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Hawk
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Flush
Join Date: Sep 2007
Posts: 367
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Lucothefish
Graffiti in the bathroom stalls at work. Grow up guys, seriously.
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Instead of graffiti at work, we have piss all over the floor...large puddles of it. And this is not a public restroom, it's a secure building and only people on my floor use this restroom. It's the people I talk to every day that can't hit the urinal just inches away. This really bothers me.
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supa
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Full House
Join Date: Feb 2010
Posts: 986
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^White people problems imo. You guys should try using the porta johns on any southern cal construction site.
In Mexico the plumbing is awful so they're trained not to throw toiletpaper in the toilet. They throw it in a trash can next to it. Porta johns don't have trash cans, so when these guys come up here to work they pile it up in the corner on the floor. There's also the guys that won't touch their ass to the toilet, even with an ass gasket, so they stand on the seat. You can imagine how good their aim is.
On that note, my wife just brought me a breakfast burrito. Yum.
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“Right thoughts produce right actions and right actions produce work which will be a material reflection for others to see of the serenity at the center of it all”
Put hero on a goddamn range part II- The 6max years
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Originally Posted by d0zer
start using your brain more and vagina less
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OngBonga
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Full House
Join Date: Jul 2010
Location: England
Posts: 1,053
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In some places they eat with their right hand and wipe their arse with the left. They don't use paper. It's a curious world out there.
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Quote:
Originally Posted by wufwugy
ongies gonna ong
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bikes
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a hot damn mess
Administrator
Join Date: Nov 2007
Posts: 2,449
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youtube ads
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I damage threads that may actually benefit some posters
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wufwugy
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4-of-a-Kind
Join Date: May 2006
Posts: 1,660
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pretty sure firefox addon eliminates utube ads. chrome does not
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Lucothefish
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Full House
Join Date: Mar 2009
Location: Cretaceous Park
Posts: 701
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The sound of boiled sweets (hard candy) against teeth
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<@d0zer> how will you learn if I don't berate you harshly?
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eugmac
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Full House
Join Date: Jun 2006
Posts: 739
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lol i crunch my hard candies all the time to the distaste of the fiancee.
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rpm
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4-of-a-Kind
Join Date: Jul 2009
Location: learnin'
Posts: 2,041
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paperwork
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rong
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Full House
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: Beachside
Posts: 1,196
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Middle management.
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Micro2Macro
hey guys, if you ever make a snap call on the river when your opponent raises you're fucking retarded.
Fucking. Retarded.
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eugmac
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Full House
Join Date: Jun 2006
Posts: 739
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TPS reports
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Jack Sawyer
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4-of-a-Kind
Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: Old School
Posts: 2,535
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taxes, yo
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My dream... is to fly... over the rainbow... so high...
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VHS is like a book and a book is like a stack of kindles.
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Hey, I'm in a movie!
http://youtu.be/lGdnIrRKDTI
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kickass
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Full House
Join Date: Nov 2010
Location: St. Shawshanks Infant School
Posts: 600
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when you know you've got a film on DVD but you cant find it in your collection. or worse you can only find the case......I wanna watch point break god damn it.
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put your glasses back on
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Lucothefish
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Full House
Join Date: Mar 2009
Location: Cretaceous Park
Posts: 701
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Quote:
Originally Posted by kickass
when you know you've got a film on DVD but you cant find it in your collection. or worse you can only find the case......I wanna watch point break god damn it.
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<@d0zer> how will you learn if I don't berate you harshly?
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rong
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Full House
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: Beachside
Posts: 1,196
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People buying you DVDs as presents whilst the internet still exists.
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Micro2Macro
hey guys, if you ever make a snap call on the river when your opponent raises you're fucking retarded.
Fucking. Retarded.
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OngBonga
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Full House
Join Date: Jul 2010
Location: England
Posts: 1,053
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People who complain about presents.
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Originally Posted by wufwugy
ongies gonna ong
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flomo
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Full House
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: mashing potatoes
Posts: 878
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Werewolf game with no Dead Thread
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Quote:
Originally Posted by bigred
Protect dog
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givememyleg
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WHO YA GONNA CALL?!??
Administrator
Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: ISHPERMING MISHIGEN
Posts: 5,041
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Quote:
Originally Posted by DanAronG
People buying you DVDs as presents whilst the internet still exists.
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yeah, i'd usually rather get nothing.
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Get your own badge! Click profile at the top and FTR Badge from the left nav.
"The Dragon in My Garage" by Carl Sagan
I say onto you, I've felt the dragon! I felt the touch of his tail, the breath of his fire, and I know without a shadow of a doubt that the dragon exists!
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Lucothefish
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Full House
Join Date: Mar 2009
Location: Cretaceous Park
Posts: 701
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New ebay sellers who haven't set up their details properly
Low E fret buzz
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<@d0zer> how will you learn if I don't berate you harshly?
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supa
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Full House
Join Date: Feb 2010
Posts: 986
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Luco, is your bridge adjustable?
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“Right thoughts produce right actions and right actions produce work which will be a material reflection for others to see of the serenity at the center of it all”
Put hero on a goddamn range part II- The 6max years
Quote:
Originally Posted by d0zer
start using your brain more and vagina less
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