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**lolzzz_321** · 08-17-2011 08:16 PM

bears eating peeps

**supa** · 08-17-2011 08:31 PM

You mean the marshmellow kind? Coz I thing that would be kinda fun to watch.

**supa** · 08-17-2011 08:35 PM

**BennyLaRue** · 08-17-2011 08:56 PM

Blame the peeps, not the bears.

**a500lbgorilla** · 08-17-2011 09:06 PM

Shut your dirty hole of a mouth. Those innocent people did nothing to invite the bears to eat them, they were just acting within their own gentle human nature. The bears have no excuse!

**BennyLaRue** · 08-17-2011 09:52 PM

Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla

Shut your dirty hole of a mouth. Those innocent people did nothing to invite the bears to eat them, they were just acting within their own gentle human nature. The bears have no excuse!

If a bear eats you now, you can blame this post. It might be the Year 2081, but you'll remember this post, I know it.

It'll be either karma or that I trained and released bears in your general direction. You decide. But be sure the bears are just guided by the hand of God, or me in the case of myself.

**supa** · 08-18-2011 02:39 AM

I Fart In Your General Direction! - YouTube

**kiwiMark** · 08-31-2011 07:59 AM

How absurdly loud my flatmates talk when we're sitting at the table. We're all right beside each other guys

**BooG690** · 08-31-2011 08:14 AM

WHAT DID YOU SAY!?!?!?!

**Luco** · 11-25-2011 09:26 AM

Directors who think white gym socks + hair bunches = teenager

**flomo** · 11-25-2011 12:42 PM

Directors who think blonde strippers + implants = milfs

**rpm** · 11-25-2011 02:16 PM

loud, bad music. especially at parties

**WillburForce** · 11-25-2011 02:19 PM

People who come for dinner and bring some shit like Blossom Hill.

**Luco** · 01-26-2012 10:41 AM

Queue jumpers

**eugmac** · 01-26-2012 11:03 AM

People who shove their way into public transit trains when obviously there's a huge mob of people waiting to get out first.

Here's a big one: the sound of gnashing teeth against cutlery, especially tilting when it's a spoon. Why are you biting your soup? I used to do this when I was a kid and thankfully was taught by my parents not to do it. I did it because eww lips against metal that other lips have touched eww germs. Therefore I have this theory that virgins have a higher likelyhood of exhibiting this behavior.

**Ash256** · 01-26-2012 02:53 PM

Originally Posted by eugmac

Here's a big one: the sound of gnashing teeth against cutlery, especially tilting when it's a spoon. Why are you biting your soup? I used to do this when I was a kid and thankfully was taught by my parents not to do it. Therefore I have this theory that virgins have a higher likelyhood of exhibiting this behavior.

So did your mum have sex with you in exchange for improved table manners?

**eugmac** · 01-26-2012 05:05 PM

No, I still wasn't enough of a gentleman for her. Yours welcomed me with open arms though. And by arms I mean legs.

**Galapogos** · 01-26-2012 11:47 PM

And by legs he means butthole.

**Luco** · 01-27-2012 11:01 AM

Appliances that fail within a week or two of their warranty expiring. You're not supposed to actually do that, it's just a thing that old stand up comedians use for laughs ffs

**BennyLaRue** · 01-27-2012 05:51 PM

Originally Posted by Lucothefish

Appliances that fail within a week or two of their warranty expiring. You're not supposed to actually do that

Don't be a big Socialist baby. That's called Effective Capitalism.

**eugmac** · 01-27-2012 06:56 PM

Originally Posted by BennyLaRue

Don't be a big Socialist baby. That's called Effective Capitalism.

I dunno about that, it sounds more to me like those toasters are being coerced by government pressure to fail on demand due to the powerful lobbying power of the toaster manufacturers. A classic case of infringement of individual toaster liberty, imo.

**Luco** · 01-30-2012 08:18 AM

Paying 60p to use a payphone

**bode** · 01-30-2012 01:36 PM

only drug dealers and homeless people use pay phones

**Luco** · 01-30-2012 01:44 PM

Originally Posted by bode

only drug dealers and homeless people use pay phones

From the smell of it, that was the impression I got too. However, I had forgotten to charge my phone and had no choice

**Sykedupp** · 01-30-2012 07:31 PM

Having a 90% difference in my ROI between FTP and PS (liking FTP more), and then having FTP bite the bullet instead of PS.

**Roid_Rage** · 01-31-2012 12:48 PM

people coming into my store that do not have proper hygiene techniques and manage to stink up a fairly large convenience store.

especially tilting during winter because i cant air it out by opening door

**BankItDrew** · 01-31-2012 07:17 PM

having problems logging into PS

now i know how it feels to be from the US

**Luco** · 02-02-2012 08:28 AM

Graffiti in the bathroom stalls at work. Grow up guys, seriously.

**OngBonga** · 02-02-2012 11:40 AM

People who say bathroom stalls. That's even gayer than restroom, WC and even lavatory.

**Luco** · 02-02-2012 12:34 PM

Korean spies

Also, when you sit at someone else's desk in the office and a colleague makes a joke about how they look different.

**Sasquach991** · 02-02-2012 04:00 PM

"I went to a fight and a hockey game broke out"...especially at the rink

**Hawk** · 02-02-2012 04:25 PM

Originally Posted by Lucothefish

Graffiti in the bathroom stalls at work. Grow up guys, seriously.

Instead of graffiti at work, we have piss all over the floor...large puddles of it. And this is not a public restroom, it's a secure building and only people on my floor use this restroom. It's the people I talk to every day that can't hit the urinal just inches away. This really bothers me.

**supa** · 02-02-2012 04:58 PM

^White people problems imo. You guys should try using the porta johns on any southern cal construction site.

In Mexico the plumbing is awful so they're trained not to throw toiletpaper in the toilet. They throw it in a trash can next to it. Porta johns don't have trash cans, so when these guys come up here to work they pile it up in the corner on the floor. There's also the guys that won't touch their ass to the toilet, even with an ass gasket, so they stand on the seat. You can imagine how good their aim is.

On that note, my wife just brought me a breakfast burrito. Yum.

**OngBonga** · 02-02-2012 08:55 PM

In some places they eat with their right hand and wipe their arse with the left. They don't use paper. It's a curious world out there.

**bikes** · 02-02-2012 10:15 PM

youtube ads

**wufwugy** · 02-02-2012 10:55 PM

pretty sure firefox addon eliminates utube ads. chrome does not

**Luco** · 02-10-2012 01:03 PM

The sound of boiled sweets (hard candy) against teeth

**eugmac** · 02-10-2012 03:00 PM

lol i crunch my hard candies all the time to the distaste of the fiancee.

**rpm** · 02-10-2012 07:39 PM

paperwork

**rong** · 02-10-2012 08:07 PM

Middle management.

**eugmac** · 02-10-2012 09:48 PM

TPS reports

**Jack Sawyer** · 02-12-2012 02:56 PM

taxes, yo

**kickass** · 02-12-2012 04:31 PM

when you know you've got a film on DVD but you cant find it in your collection. or worse you can only find the case......I wanna watch point break god damn it.

**Luco** · 02-13-2012 11:29 AM

Originally Posted by kickass

when you know you've got a film on DVD but you cant find it in your collection. or worse you can only find the case......I wanna watch point break god damn it.

**rong** · 02-13-2012 06:44 PM

People buying you DVDs as presents whilst the internet still exists.

**OngBonga** · 02-14-2012 01:11 AM

People who complain about presents.

**flomo** · 02-14-2012 01:40 AM

Werewolf game with no Dead Thread

**givememyleg** · 02-15-2012 11:27 AM

Originally Posted by DanAronG

People buying you DVDs as presents whilst the internet still exists.

yeah, i'd usually rather get nothing.

**Luco** · 02-20-2012 08:45 AM

New ebay sellers who haven't set up their details properly

Low E fret buzz

**supa** · 02-20-2012 06:22 PM

Luco, is your bridge adjustable?

08-17-2011 08:16 PM #851
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08-17-2011 08:56 PM #854
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08-17-2011 09:52 PM #856
BennyLaRue View Profile View Forum Posts Private Message Join Date Sep 2007 Posts 5,501	Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla Shut your dirty hole of a mouth. Those innocent people did nothing to invite the bears to eat them, they were just acting within their own gentle human nature. The bears have no excuse! If a bear eats you now, you can blame this post. It might be the Year 2081, but you'll remember this post, I know it. It'll be either karma or that I trained and released bears in your general direction. You decide. But be sure the bears are just guided by the hand of God, or me in the case of myself.

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01-26-2012 11:03 AM #865
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01-26-2012 02:53 PM #866
Ash256 View Profile View Forum Posts Private Message Join Date Mar 2006 Posts 2,883 Location UK	Originally Posted by eugmac Here's a big one: the sound of gnashing teeth against cutlery, especially tilting when it's a spoon. Why are you biting your soup? I used to do this when I was a kid and thankfully was taught by my parents not to do it. Therefore I have this theory that virgins have a higher likelyhood of exhibiting this behavior. So did your mum have sex with you in exchange for improved table manners?
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01-26-2012 05:05 PM #867
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01-27-2012 05:51 PM #870
BennyLaRue View Profile View Forum Posts Private Message Join Date Sep 2007 Posts 5,501	Originally Posted by Lucothefish Appliances that fail within a week or two of their warranty expiring. You're not supposed to actually do that Don't be a big Socialist baby. That's called Effective Capitalism.

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01-27-2012 06:56 PM #871
eugmac View Profile View Forum Posts Private Message Join Date Jun 2006 Posts 1,792	Originally Posted by BennyLaRue Don't be a big Socialist baby. That's called Effective Capitalism. I dunno about that, it sounds more to me like those toasters are being coerced by government pressure to fail on demand due to the powerful lobbying power of the toaster manufacturers. A classic case of infringement of individual toaster liberty, imo.

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01-30-2012 08:18 AM #872
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01-30-2012 01:44 PM #874
Luco View Profile View Forum Posts Private Message Still a fish Join Date Mar 2009 Posts 2,307	Originally Posted by bode only drug dealers and homeless people use pay phones From the smell of it, that was the impression I got too. However, I had forgotten to charge my phone and had no choice
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02-02-2012 08:28 AM #878
Luco View Profile View Forum Posts Private Message Still a fish Join Date Mar 2009 Posts 2,307	Graffiti in the bathroom stalls at work. Grow up guys, seriously.
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02-02-2012 11:40 AM #879
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02-02-2012 12:34 PM #880
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02-02-2012 04:25 PM #882
Hawk View Profile View Forum Posts Private Message Join Date Sep 2007 Posts 1,626	Originally Posted by Lucothefish Graffiti in the bathroom stalls at work. Grow up guys, seriously. Instead of graffiti at work, we have piss all over the floor...large puddles of it. And this is not a public restroom, it's a secure building and only people on my floor use this restroom. It's the people I talk to every day that can't hit the urinal just inches away. This really bothers me.

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02-02-2012 04:58 PM #883
supa View Profile View Forum Posts Private Message Join Date Feb 2010 Posts 3,340 Location At the bar drinking whisky with an "e"	^White people problems imo. You guys should try using the porta johns on any southern cal construction site. In Mexico the plumbing is awful so they're trained not to throw toiletpaper in the toilet. They throw it in a trash can next to it. Porta johns don't have trash cans, so when these guys come up here to work they pile it up in the corner on the floor. There's also the guys that won't touch their ass to the toilet, even with an ass gasket, so they stand on the seat. You can imagine how good their aim is. On that note, my wife just brought me a breakfast burrito. Yum.
	“Right thoughts produce right actions and right actions produce work which will be a material reflection for others to see of the serenity at the center of it all” Put hero on a goddamn range part II- The 6max years Originally Posted by d0zer start using your brain more and vagina less Originally Posted by kingnat Members who's signature is a humorous quote about his/herself made by someone who is considered a notable member of the FTR community to give themselves a sense of belonging.
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02-02-2012 08:55 PM #884
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02-02-2012 10:15 PM #885
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