things that tilt you

[givememyleg]

people who reply to threads with absolutely nothing to add

[a500lbgorilla]

hate those douchebags

[boost]

People who work in food services that think the plastic gloves are to protect their muthafuggin hands. They handle the money after they scratch their ass before they fix the sandwich. My meal is UNCLEAN!!! What are ya gonna do? This is standard everywhere now.

what tilts me is that people advocate the use of gloves in food service. JUST WASH YOUR FUCKING HANDS. People have a tendency to do more unclean gross things when wearing gloves than they would if they were just taught proper food service hygiene. I wash my hands all the time. Why the fuck would I need to wear gloves? Its just a fucking pony show when food is actually handled in front of the guest.

[yourfather]

When the subway line I need to take to get somewhere is not running and I need to transfer a bunch of times and it takes forever.

[givememyleg]

when ftr changes fuck to poop, what is this, middle school. fuck you, fuck poop fucking poop poop poopin fucker poop fuck er fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck uf ckuf ckfu ckc fuuckfcufuckfuckf cu fkcu fucking cunts, asshole poop fuck farts

[givememyleg]

HOW COMES IT ONLY DOEDS IT SOMETIMES

POOP FUCK

[Halv]

go fuck yourself

[Halv]

oh snap that didnt work am i gonna get banned?

[boost]

what?

[a500lbgorilla]

what the fuck
who the fuck
why the fuck
fucker
asshole
shithead
dickhead

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[givememyleg]

what the fuck
who the fuck
why the fuck
fucker
asshole
shithead
dickhead

quote the post to see the answer key of censored words and phrases.

so fuck in itself isn't transformed to poop? but fucker is? and dickhead? and asshole? and shithead? why the fuck is thissssssssssss

[a500lbgorilla]

you'se an admin, figure it out!

[JKDS]

i always thought teh mods were just messing with ppl...but now im no so sure...
dickhead

[Lukie]

People who work in food services that think the plastic gloves are to protect their muthafuggin hands. They handle the money after they scratch their ass before they fix the sandwich. My meal is UNCLEAN!!! What are ya gonna do? This is standard everywhere now.

what tilts me is that people advocate the use of gloves in food service. JUST WASH YOUR FUCKING HANDS. People have a tendency to do more unclean gross things when wearing gloves than they would if they were just taught proper food service hygiene. I wash my hands all the time. Why the fuck would I need to wear gloves? Its just a fucking pony show when food is actually handled in front of the guest.

lukie theorem on washing hands: nobody actually washes their hands, except when people are looking

[bikes]

I fucking hate Rachel Nichols. What a fucking dumb bimbo. Nobody cares what the fuck you have to say.

[Lukie]

people who text while driving

women drivers

cutting your nipple while shaving

[Jack Sawyer]

goddamned ingrown hairs

[kingnat]

falling off my bike into a disgusting muddy water, ruining my phone, fucking up my shoulder, ripping up my legs, because some stupid fucking Maine-ard POS can't keep their f'ing dog on a f'ing leash...

[DrivingDog]

IT tech support people who are too socially retarded to carry on a normal conversation with another human being. It's like talking to an autistic savant about how to fix your computer. Even if he knows the answer, he's incapable of communicating it to you.

[dthorne04]

not having hot water for days, being of western european descent, and it being about 80 degrees everyday. i took my first ice shower this morning. pretty sure i set a few personal records this morning that i never want to set again. one of them being the highest my voice has ever hit. FML.

[kmind]

Trying to play NHL 2009, drunk, and having it say there is a fucking disc error. Not to mention it's my brothers so if it continues to not work in the morning I owe him $60. Fuck.

[OP]

Going to be in a wedding Saturday with NO BAR AT THE RECEPTION! WTF! If I have to stand next to you in a stiff tux and watch you and your bride-to-be gaze at each other and repeat your boring ass nuptials you better get me drunk afterwards you cheap, assfucking, cocksucker!

[will641]

wow op, are you going to some crazy hippies wedding? if they dont disperse acid afterwards it's not unreasonable to cut them off for life.

[UG]

I went to a wedding where afterward they had a coffee bar. Yeah, we stayed for about 30 minutes and got the hell out of there.

[JL]

What do most weddings have?
An open bar is ridiculously expensive, but I don't think anyone in your wedding party should have to pay for drinks.

[bigred]

Rilla and I will have an open bar when it's legal. You're all invited.

[OP]

I just wish there were some sort of convenient pocket sized(and shaped) metal container I could secretly carry roughly 6.5 fluid ounces of liquor in. *sigh*

[a500lbgorilla]

Rilla and I will have an open bar when it's legal. You're all invited.

the appletini ice fountain will be a huge hit

[nibbles]

bitches

It tilts me when some insensitive, misogynistic, brute insists on referring to hoes as bitches. It's like we haven't made any progress.

[nibbles]

People who work in food services that think the plastic gloves are to protect their muthafuggin hands. They handle the money after they scratch their ass before they fix the sandwich. My meal is UNCLEAN!!! What are ya gonna do? This is standard everywhere now.

what tilts me is that people advocate the use of gloves in food service. JUST WASH YOUR FUCKING HANDS. People have a tendency to do more unclean gross things when wearing gloves than they would if they were just taught proper food service hygiene. I wash my hands all the time. Why the fuck would I need to wear gloves? Its just a fucking pony show when food is actually handled in front of the guest.

lukie theorem on washing hands: nobody actually washes their hands, except when people are looking

You'd be surprised at how many adults don't know how to wash their hands. Pay attention next time you are at a public restroom. I've seen so many people wash without getting any soap on the back of their hands. Now this is better than those people who just rinse their hands off, but if you work in food services you should lather up to your wrists. Almost enough to make you start brown bagging your lunch. Almost.

[UG]

We had all the beer and wine you could drink, cash bar for hard liquor....that's where shit gets expensive, because some asshole that always drinks beer will start guzzling crown royal because somebody else is paying for it.

[bigspenda73]

bitches

It tilts me when some insensitive, misogynistic, brute insists on referring to hoes as bitches. It's like we haven't made any progress.

what can I say, I'm from a simpler time

[will641]

my life

specifically, some guy who i absolutely dont want to hang out with keeps sending me fb messages and writing on my wall. today he writes, hey dude wanna hang out? then what do i do? i fucking run into him at the grocery store and have to basically bullshit my way out which comes naturally but thats not the point.

i overdrew my bank account which sucked donkey balls. i was making out with this chick last night and some 2nd level friend of ours who had been hooking up walks into the party and cock blocks. my other good friend got cock blocked simultaneously. shit is just fucked.

[bigspenda73]

US Open rainouts

serial, wtf else am I supposed to do for 8 hours on Thursday but watch this damn tournament, and I get to see ~15 minutes of live golf.

[will641]

thanks mr. triptanes for "liking" that guys fb post.

[OP]

US Open rainouts

serial, wtf else am I supposed to do for 8 hours on Thursday but watch this damn tournament, and I get to see ~15 minutes of live golf.

Yeah this was the gaaaay!

A guy at work gave me Tiger against the field with 4:1 on $100 and 8:1 if he wins by 4+, just want it to be over so I can go collect my monies

[OP]

Oh yeah, how the radio times their good songs to either start as soon as I'm getting out of my car or finishing as soon as I turn to it. That shit really does annoy the hell out of me.

[surviva316]

"well i'm only hungry enough for half a donut, can i just buy half of one for half price?"

how often do you hear this? tell that fucker to buy the whole thing, eat half now, eat the rest when they're hungry again. boom you got two halves of a doughnut for two halves of the price

[bigred]

my life

specifically, some guy who i absolutely dont want to hang out with keeps sending me fb messages and writing on my wall. today he writes, hey dude wanna hang out? then what do i do? i fucking run into him at the grocery store and have to basically bullshit my way out which comes naturally but thats not the point.

i overdrew my bank account which sucked donkey balls. i was making out with this chick last night and some 2nd level friend of ours who had been hooking up walks into the party and cock blocks. my other good friend got cock blocked simultaneously. shit is just fucked.

Weird, someone else posted on your wall and then ran into you at the grocery store too? Small world!!!!!

[Galapogos]

my life

specifically, some guy who i absolutely dont want to hang out with keeps sending me fb messages and writing on my wall. today he writes, hey dude wanna hang out? then what do i do? i fucking run into him at the grocery store and have to basically bullshit my way out which comes naturally but thats not the point.

This post is in pretty poor taste dude. I mean, Massimo is almost guaranteed to read it.

[dthorne04]

people who while on escalators don't adhere to the walk left, stand right policy that is clearly posted on them. one of these days I'm going to go "Madness? THIS IS SPARTA!" and boot you dumb motherfuckers down the steps

[nibbles]

I hate when people get off the escalators and congregate right at the exit, like there aren't dozens of people getting off after them. "Oh, I'm sorry, didn't see you". You don't have to see, you should know, dumbass.

[RugbyDonk]

Steve Yea

[thizzSantaCruz]

Steve Yea

lol this guy?

[ackthecat]

selecting use e check at pokerstars only to find that I have to go find a western union to get more chips!

[will641]

when my roommate comes into my room and never ever ever closes the door when he leaves.

[XTR1000]

http://www.flopturnriver.com/phpBB2/...ne-t87928.html

[will641]

BITCHES.

[JKDS]

freshmen that are like, IM GOING TO WALK IN THE BIKE PATH which would be easy enough to avoid if every single freshmen didnt do it. im thinking of just taking the brakes off my bike and seeing what happens.

[kmind]

Let's just combine that last 2. Freshmen Bitches.