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Old 12-03-2005, 05:18 PM     Post subject: Things that make you happy #1 (permalink)  
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I want to know what little things make you happy. Note that the following are excluded as they are obvious:

1) porn
2) anyone on here's girlfriend/wife/sister/mother/other female relation
3) lesbians

ok I'll start it off:

Today I flipped open the dictionary to the exact page that I needed and it was awesome.
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Finding money in your poket that you didn't know was there.
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Turning over your pillow when you sleep.

Just. Feels. Great.
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Getting As on 4 of the 5 tests I took this week, dowsing my burnout with beer last night, sleeping 11 hours, VT beating Flordia State all make me happy.

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Getting As on 4 of the 5 tests I took this week, dowsing my burnout with beer last night, sleeping 11 hours, VT beating Flordia State all make me happy.
Good for you, 'rilla!
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Finding money in your poket that you didn't know was there.
Holy shit, one november I found $20 in a winter jacket that I hadn't used since last year. That was so fucking cool.
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roses
long walks on the beach
having my nipples played with
romantic dinners












lot of things make me happy too many to list

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waking up in a random females room
not remembering last night
doing good at whatever i do
the list gos on...

spelling things right ^^
I am that fish...


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spelling things right ^^
What about using correct grammar?
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Finding money in your poket that you didn't know was there.
Holy shit, one november I found $20 in a winter jacket that I hadn't used since last year. That was so fucking cool.
when my parents came up to see a football game, my mom brought me some winter clothes that i had left back at home. in one of the pockets there was a bag with some drugs in it. it was from over a year ago when i was into smoking.
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One time when I was playing CS 1.6 with my best buddy and he planted the bomb on A(dust 2) and I hid in spawn and it was just me and him vs 5 guys. the 5 guys ran past me and I shot them all in the back since no one checked the box I was real happy about that.


Getting real drunk makes me happy usually. When somone buys me a half gallon my face lights up.


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 i hate it when i try to hug someone and they're like, afraid to touch people, so when we "hug", there're a lame 6 inch gap between us. people also ruin hugs when they try to break away from them too quickly. a good hug is close, sufficiently long, and warm. depending on who it is, i might like a tight hug too



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Good post.

An ice cold beer after a long day.
A nap on a Saturday afternoon.
Your favorite song popping up on the radio.

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Some days even my lucky rocket ship underpants won't help.
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Yeah you get into your car and turn on the radio and the perfect song for your mood plays thats always great
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One time when I was playing CS 1.6 with my best buddy and he planted the bomb on A(dust 2) and I hid in spawn and it was just me and him vs 5 guys. the 5 guys ran past me and I shot them all in the back since no one checked the box I was real happy about that.
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One of my poker buddies is almost guaranteed to push all-in on the turn if his pot-bet gets called on the flop - even if an obvious little gutshot completes. Hehe...
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music visualizors.
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music visualizors.
fast food.
habachi grills.
habachi dinners from sakura.. simply amazing

just finishing a hard workout

getting up at 11:30 (pm)

snowboarding

getting dressed up in some new clothes when you know you look damn good

taking someone's stack in poker

finally getting your food in a restaurant

getting a massage when you are sore

suckout out on the river

video games.. sometimes.. havn't played any in a while and only when you are winning
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i hate it when i try to hug someone and they're like, afraid to touch people, so when we "hug", there're a lame 6 inch gap between us. people also ruin hugs when they try to break away from them too quickly. a good hug is close, sufficiently long, and warm. depending on who it is, i might like a tight hug too
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My girlfreind and my freinds make me happy.

Expensive things.

Spending money.

Accumulating money.

The feeling I get when Im starting something new, and everything is mysterious and unknown. Like when I first started playing video games tehre was a element of unknown, and it made it that much better, it was always a suprise. Same goes for my girlfreind, poker, even life. Think how fun and exciting everything was when you where like 5 years old.

Knowing that Ill never "grow up"

Living with the curse and blessing of being extremely ambitious.

Having everyone doubt you then making them bow down and kiss your toes when you succeed.

Vandalizing things.

Guns, cars, and the latest-greatest tech gadgets.

and I can go on for so long, but I think Ive listed enough stuff
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 My girl friend usually makes me happy
Except on occasion when she deserves a slappy
Killing 3+ guys in counterstrike with one clip
Surely is a thing that makes me flip
A large supply of newcastle beer ready
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But now all I want to do is blow my head off with a gun.
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Making cool floorball saves on impossible shots
Getting home at last with that ordered pizza
Unexpected parties with lots of alcohol
Waking up and not having to to go work today
Calling ake when drunk
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Colts being undefeated
Playing poker
Talking about poker
Reading about poker
Teach people how to play poker
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Kicking back with a beer after a good session of poker where you are up a couple of buyins for the day. That glow is awesome.
Watching my kids get excited over sledding/presents/snow/something new/etc. [ok, it is a female relation but you didn’t know that.]
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Colts being undefeated
Suprise, suprise! Everyone turns into a Colts fan. I hope the colts go undefeated and lose in the first round of the playoffs. Which will be funny, since they'll have a bye that week.

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black/gold label and coke

a good wit beer on a hot day

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Getting As on 4 of the 5 tests I took this week, dowsing my burnout with beer last night, sleeping 11 hours, VT beating Flordia State all make me happy.

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I sat there and looked at this for 2 minutes trying to figure out why you were happy about getting Ace of spades on 4 of 5 tests.
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Getting As on 4 of the 5 tests I took this week, dowsing my burnout with beer last night, sleeping 11 hours, VT beating Flordia State all make me happy.

-'rilla
I sat there and looked at this for 2 minutes trying to figure out why you were happy about getting Ace of spades on 4 of 5 tests.
Old people are priceless

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Getting As on 4 of the 5 tests I took this week, dowsing my burnout with beer last night, sleeping 11 hours, VT beating Flordia State all make me happy.

-'rilla
I sat there and looked at this for 2 minutes trying to figure out why you were happy about getting Ace of spades on 4 of 5 tests.
Old people are priceless

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My wife saw that and said you got PWNED
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Colts being undefeated
Suprise, suprise! Everyone turns into a Colts fan. I hope the colts go undefeated and lose in the first round of the playoffs. Which will be funny, since they'll have a bye that week.

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Great to know Iam not the only one that wants the Colts to go undefeated then lose first round. :P
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Suprise, suprise! Everyone turns into a Colts fan. I hope the colts go undefeated and lose in the first round of the playoffs. Which will be funny, since they'll have a bye that week.
-'rilla
I lived in Indiana for 92% of my life and I have been a fan since birth. I have lived through many many many suck ass years, including the "Jeff George" days. So no, Im not a bandwagon fan.

PS. How are the Steelers doing?
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Suprise, suprise! Everyone turns into a Colts fan. I hope the colts go undefeated and lose in the first round of the playoffs. Which will be funny, since they'll have a bye that week.
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I lived in Indiana for 92% of my life and I have been a fan since birth. I have lived through many many many suck ass years, including the "Jeff George" days. So no, Im not a bandwagon fan.

PS. How are the Steelers doing?
I forgot to coat that down with some

And what a low PS blow!

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Yeah, that was nasty. My 2 best friends back in Indiana are die hard steelers fans so I am used to fighting the battle against the steelers. My buddy went to the Monday night game at Indianapolis. They got tickets off ebay and found themselves in Colts territory. It wasnt before the 1st quarter was over before security was called down to settle down the situation
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oh I forgot..

Cooking some crazy recipe you thought up, or saw on tv but then didnt really write it down so you just fill in the blanks, but then it turns out to be REALLY good...

And taking a nice long relaxing shit, with some good magazine to read.
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And taking a nice long relaxing shit, with some good magazine to read.
i don't find shitting relaxing. peeing when you've had to go for like 2 hours, on the other hand, is the best feeling EVER! am i the only one who thinks it's almost as good as an orgasm?



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oh I forgot..

Cooking some crazy recipe you thought up, or saw on tv but then didnt really write it down so you just fill in the blanks, but then it turns out to be REALLY good...

And taking a nice long relaxing shit, with some good magazine to read.
ahhh yea.....the shit/shower/jerk.........full service
 
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