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jyms
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09-28-2007, 09:42 AM
Post subject: They are real....(NSFW)
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Real women. Don't be fooled
Trust me, they are. The men look like this.
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I just threw up a little in my mouth.
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WHO YA GONNA CALL?!??
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i know beauty is subjective and all but 
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bollocks
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gabe: Ive dropped almost 100k in the past 35 days.
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grnydrowave2
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I dunno, I'd probably tap the first one.
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Zee Devee
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Originally Posted by grnydrowave2
I dunno, I'd probably let the first one man handle me and call me a bitch.
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fyp
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bode
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Originally Posted by Zee Devee
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Originally Posted by grnydrowave2
I dunno, I'd probably let the first one fuck me in the ass with the giant cock (s)he has tucked between his/her legs.
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eeevees are not monies yet...they are like baby monies.
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Playing live . . . thanks alot Bin Laden.
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jdubs
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very disappointing, I was expecting to see lots of pics of tits from hot chicks.
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grnydrowave2
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Originally Posted by jdubs
very disappointing, I was expecting to see lots of pics of tits from hot chicks.
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<SrslySirius> Hal Lubarsky, my nemesis.
<SaltLick> are you seriously losing to a blind guy
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swiggidy
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Originally Posted by Zee Devee
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Originally Posted by grnydrowave2
I dunno, I'd probably let the first one man handle me and call me a bitch.
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haha
They would be fine with me if they didn't all have disgusting fake tits
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UG
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but do they FEEL real?
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Miffed22001
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wtf?
i thinks i need to post more in this forum with all this shit around!
where are the semi naked hotties with toned asses and hot lips? WTF WTF!
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Vi-Zer0Skill
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lol thx for the reply man
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Originally Posted by Carroters
Ambition is fucking great, but you're trying to dig up gold with a rocket launcher and are going to blow the whole lot to shit unless you refine your tools
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Vi-Zer0Skill
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I PM'ed TJ last night...
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Originally Posted by Vi-Zer0skill
not meant to be rude, but i was just wondering if your avatar is a pic of a man in drag? That "women's" face looks kind of haggard, and she seems to have a very muscular/powerful physique for a woman...
My eyesight is pretty bad too (maybe the image looks different when reduced to a smaller size?) so i might just be getting an unfair look at her...
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Originally Posted by Carroters
Ambition is fucking great, but you're trying to dig up gold with a rocket launcher and are going to blow the whole lot to shit unless you refine your tools
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jyms
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Yea it was easier to just post since I wanted to post more.
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Trikflow77
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Originally Posted by Trainer_jyms
Yea it was easier to just post since I wanted to post more.
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ban plz for the pics
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jyms
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don't make me bust out the other folder. denise masino if your looking on google.
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swiggidy
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{NSFW}
http://www.muscleelegancemag.com/Fre...rkingwomen.htm
def women
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UG
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Originally Posted by swiggidy
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they all look like they have mini-penises hanging from their bodies
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flomo
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Originally Posted by Miffed22001
wtf?
i thinks i need to post more in this forum with all this shit around!
where are the semi naked hotties with toned asses and hot lips? WTF WTF!
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please help us
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Protect dog
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bode
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Originally Posted by Ultimate George
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Originally Posted by swiggidy
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they all look like they have mini-penises hanging from their bodies |
QFT. both TJ and swiggs should get the banhamer.
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eeevees are not monies yet...they are like baby monies.
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givememyleg
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.....thread rly, rly, rly does not deliver
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I got more flava than fruitstripe gum
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Pelion
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gmml didnt say anything about my bollocks 
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gabe: Ive dropped almost 100k in the past 35 days.
bigspenda73: But how much did you win?
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UG
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Originally Posted by Ultimate George
the people in the FTR Community are starting to scare me
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My quote from another thread.
I mean, I'm down for girls being in shape and all, but c'mon.
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givememyleg
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WHO YA GONNA CALL?!??
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Originally Posted by Pelion
gmml didnt say anything about my bollocks |
but i did laugh! 
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boost
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lukie likes chicks like this.
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salsa4ever
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I don't mind women that are well toned or even muscular,
but there has to come a point where it just looks retarded, sickening, and abnormal. And that applies whether we're talking about a male or female.
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Would you bone your cousins? Salsa would.
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well courtie, since we're both clear, would you accept an invitation for some unprotected sex?
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Aces
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I think the correct response is : {shudder}
Had the same reaction after watching Requim For a Dream, though for different reasons.
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bigspenda73
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Trainer, have you slept with a woman like this? You're a big dude and all so I'm assuming it's less intimidating/akward/weird. I'm 5"10 155lbs, I don't think I could handle girls like this.
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Jack Sawyer
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Originally Posted by salsa4ever
I don't mind women that are well toned or even muscular,
but there has to come a point where it just looks retarded, sickening, and abnormal. And that applies whether we're talking about a male or female.
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agreed, fully
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My dream... is to fly... over the rainbow... so high...
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VHS is like a book and a book is like a stack of kindles.
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Hey, I'm in a movie!
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swiggidy
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You do realize they're all decked out for the shoot. Pump up the veins, dehydrate themselves, etc, etc. Some of these are over the top, most would be smoking hot if you saw them on the street.
But yes TJ, we need stories.
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Originally Posted by Zee Devee
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Originally Posted by grnydrowave2
I dunno, I'd probably let the first one man handle me and call me a bitch.
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I'd fuck her once I verified that she didn't have a penis.
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Originally Posted by Zee Devee
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I dunno, I'd probably let the first one man handle me and call me a bitch.
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I'd fuck her once I verified that she didn't have a penis. |
you'd fuck anything.
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