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Old 04-28-2006, 01:09 PM     Post subject: They can't stop us from putting #1 (permalink)  
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the Cup of the Fury of God to your lips and forcing you to drink it.

http://www.metacafe.com/watch/114818..._september_11/

People holding signs saying "THANK GOD FOR DEAD SOLDIERS" "THANK GOD FOR 9/11" becuase they believe it is the wrath of God.

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Old 04-28-2006, 01:13 PM #2 (permalink)  
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Also might be NSFWish banner on the website. Chick showin some clevage.

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Old 04-28-2006, 01:31 PM #3 (permalink)  
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They some how justify this behavior by saying that God is pissed at America for embracing homosexuality. Therefore, 9/11 and our war casualties are a result of God's wrath and is a good thing.

For more lunacy, check out www.godhatesfags.com
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Old 04-28-2006, 01:38 PM #4 (permalink)  
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Old 04-28-2006, 01:41 PM #5 (permalink)  
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God seems full of hate.

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Old 04-28-2006, 02:05 PM #6 (permalink)  
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God seems full of hate.
God is love.

God is an excuse for narrow minded idiots to hate. Cue Rev. Phelps.
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Old 04-28-2006, 02:15 PM #7 (permalink)  
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 If the apocalypse occurs, and Jesus comes to Earth, and he starts ONLY saving born again Southern Baptists, hence saving me since I was raised as such, I'd commit a mortal sin and shoot myself in the head before he could ascend to heaven with me.
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I'd rather be locked in a room with a bunch of gang bangers then these fucking morons. I'd either have to kill them all or find some way to kill myself.
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Old 04-28-2006, 02:59 PM #9 (permalink)  
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man god is crazy
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If the apocalypse occurs, and Jesus comes to Earth, and he starts ONLY saving born again Southern Baptists, hence saving me since I was raised as such, I'd commit a mortal sin and shoot myself in the head before he could ascend to heaven with me.
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Old 04-28-2006, 03:32 PM #11 (permalink)  
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 "I Have a Dream" By President George W. Bush

I have a dream.

That one day, this nation will rise up, and live up to the true meaning
of its creed. We hold these truths to be self-evident, that ALL
businessmen are created equal.

And I have a dream that one day on the red hills of Georgia, the sons
of former slaves, and the sons of former slave-owners, will be able to
sit down together at the table of brotherhood.

And then, the sons of the former slaves will stand right back up, and
clear the tables. Proud to have been able to sit, if even for a
moment, at a table with rich white men and their mean-spirited petty
wives.

I have a dream that my four little children will one day live in a
nation where they will not be judged by the color of their skin, but by
the content of their character, and how much they excessively drink,
smoke marijuana, and snort cocaine (I'm sorry its in their genes).

I have a dream that one day, even the state of Mississippi, a state
sweltering with the heat of oppression, will be transformed into an
oasis of freedom and justice. I must say, however, that I have
absolutely no expectation this dream will ever come true. It IS just a
dream so remember, a lot of times all crazy, weird, and nonsensical
stuff happens. In fact, who am I kiddin'. Oasis of freedom, in Trent
Lott's backyard? Alright, let's skip that one, my bad.

Let freedom ring from every hill and molehill in Mississippi, and every
mountainside. And when this happens, when we let freedom ring, we let
it ring from every tenemant, every hamlet, every state, and every city.

We will be able to speed up that day when all God's children: Black
men, White men, Jews and Gentiles, Protestants and Catholics-- Will be
able to join hands and sing in the words of the old spiritual,

"Free at last, free at last, thank God Almighty, we are free at last."

Then, immediately following that, God will wage a holy war on these
same, vile, dirty subhumans, and send Jesus to Earth where Armageddon will rage.

Fire will engulf the Earth, and all non-believers: Black men, White
men, Jews and Gentiles, Protestants and Catholics-- And Muslims.
Especially muslims. Oh man are they in for it!

They'll wallow in a lake of fire for all eternity, and there will be
much wailing and gnashing of teeth-- While I ascend to Heaven on a
chariot made of chocolate and feathers.

There, I will sit at God's side, and join in the fruits of seventy
brown-eyed virgins.

I have a dream. Oh boy, do I have a dream.
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Old 04-28-2006, 05:52 PM #12 (permalink)  
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I dont believe in her god so who is my god she keeps talking about? If I dont believe in "my god" then am I like immune from her evil sick god that she believes in?

Me and MY god are pretty tight.

Ok shes on my list of people I most hate.


ANyone who protests any funeral should be fucking beat to within an inch of their worthless life.
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Old 04-28-2006, 06:11 PM #13 (permalink)  
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As much as I think Sean Hannity is usually completley wrong, He is a great TV personality and he just owned that bitch.
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Old 04-30-2006, 09:31 AM #14 (permalink)  
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I was just reading all that guff underneath and just had to laugh when I got to this ....

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Old 04-30-2006, 10:10 AM #15 (permalink)  
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I also believe God hates Sweden
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Old 04-30-2006, 04:20 PM #16 (permalink)  
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Old 04-30-2006, 05:20 PM #17 (permalink)  
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Does poker attract idiots or does playing poker make you stupid? I'm starting to think the former...Though it's hard to believe that such a capitalistic concept can attract such socialists and communists.

Religion aside, I'd live in "Jesusland" over Socialism Run Rampant Land any day of the week. You fools can trip over all your social programs and good intentions, I'll stick to what works, thanks.
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God is an excuse for narrow minded idiots to hate. Cue Rev. Phelps.
Cue Jesse Jackson as well.
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Gotta love it, man. Gotta love it.

Personally, if it was my son/brother/father's funeral, I'd want someone to get a nicely done picture of me mooning the entire group of protestors. Right there, pull down the pants to my suit in the 10 degree weather and shake my naked white ass in their face.

Because that would be fucking funny.
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Old 04-30-2006, 08:09 PM #20 (permalink)  
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Gotta love it, man. Gotta love it.

Personally, if it was my son/brother/father's funeral, I'd want someone to get a nicely done picture of me mooning the entire group of protestors. Right there, pull down the pants to my suit in the 10 degree weather and shake my naked white ass in their face.

Because that would be fucking funny.
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Does poker attract idiots or does playing poker make you stupid? I'm starting to think the former...Though it's hard to believe that such a capitalistic concept can attract such socialists and communists.

Religion aside, I'd live in "Jesusland" over Socialism Run Rampant Land any day of the week. You fools can trip over all your social programs and good intentions, I'll stick to what works, thanks.
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Old 04-30-2006, 11:06 PM #22 (permalink)  
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People like her are walking anti-christs. I am not religious, for various reasons, and whether there is a heaven or not does not bother me, but I hope to god there is a hell to send people like her to.
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